Tell a story to the friends who can't help but spoiler the protection month

Dariana 2021-12-07 08:01:03

After the Women’s Federation 1 New York War, Uncle Bird (Mc Keaton, who played the Birdman who won the Olympic award the year before, was very naughty in casting) led his migrant worker group to clean up the ruins, but a group of people ran out and said embarrassed. We took the job here. Go away. Uncle Bird negotiated with him. Don’t mention it. We finally took over. Now that the job is so hard to find, we have to support our family. As a result, Uncle Bird and his gang could only roll in dingy, but they took away the mechanical garbage left by the aliens. Going back to investigate and found that the man who robbed them of their jobs was Iron Man Tony's father. So, a bunch of migrant workers all together, isn't it just an arms seller who can't sell weapons? So he embarked on the road of self-employment by using alien machines, and successfully became an underground arms dealer, and developed a lot of powerful weapons (so it seems that billionaire father Tony is not very tired)

Eight years later, after participating in the heroic civil war, Little Spider was stunned (it was claimed to be an intern at his father's place), and asked Tony's father when he had a task to find me, and when would I go to the Women’s Federation for an interview. Dad is very unkind to cross the river and tear down the bridge, ah, it's not in a hurry. You take the jersey first. I won't wear it anyway. I will call you if I have something to do.

As a result, the little spider waited and waited, looking through the autumn water, and his father was completely silent (busy to clean up the mess after the civil war). Little Spider is a book and doesn't want to read it anymore. After class and after class, he points to the city management to fight criminals after school, and imagines that one day he will make some big news to make his father look at him with admiration. Finally one day happened to encounter Uncle Bird and his men robbing ATM with a newly developed alien weapon, and the two sides had an appointment for the first time, but the result was that they blew up the surrounding innocent people eating melons. Little spider immediately reported to his father's fat horse that the result was ignored.

One day Little Spider went to a party organized by the black girl's school flower house, but found that Uncle Bird's men next to him were selling weapons, so there was another round of chasing on both sides. The funny thing about this section is that in the suburbs where there are no tall buildings, little spiders can't fly around, they can only run around. In the end, I didn't catch anyone, and I almost drowned in the water. Fortunately, my dad in India sent an armor through the induction of a spider suit to rescue him from the water. But the little spider still brought back a fragment of their weapon.

The next day, Uncle Bird followed the signal from the alien weapon and found the Little Spider School, but instead, the Little Spider gave them a tracker. So I learned that the other side's nest was near Washington, and the little spider went to Washington to participate in the defense with the school flower group.

Uncle Bird’s extraterrestrial materials were almost used, so he prepared to rob the freight truck and had a fight with the squatting little spider. Although Uncle Bird was stopped, he was knocked unconscious in the truck.

The little spider who woke up found that he was locked up with the truck in a tightly hacked warehouse, and there was no signal from his mobile phone. I was bored and chatted with Siri, the artificial intelligence in the spider's suit. As a result, Siri told him that the alien weapon parts he brought back would explode, and the thing was on the classmates who are now participating in the competition.

As soon as the little spider got away the next morning, he ran to rescue the students who were visiting the Washington Monument, which was the trailer.

After returning, the little spider found through various investigations that Uncle Bird and the gang were going to take a boat to trade, so they boarded the boat to fight with them. Unexpectedly, a gang of fbi came out to spoil the situation, and the alien weapon ran away in the fight with Uncle Bird, cut the whole ship, the little spider tried his best to hold the broken ship with the spider silk freehand (the action pays tribute to Thomas Maguire’s version of Spider-Man 2 to pull the train that Duan), at the very moment when my father drove to save a boat.

Afterwards, my father scolded the little spiders for a while, and behaved as your urban management rushed to mess around and what if you were dead, let's fix it. Little spider is very wronged. I am looking for you. I can’t just sit back and watch. In the end, my dad said who you thought fbi was looking for, why are you the spoiler? Stop talking nonsense with you and return the spider suit. Little spider admits it's no use, I don't use this clothes. I'm nothing. So my dad said the notice very diao, if you don't have any clothes, then you shouldn't own it. Well, it makes sense, but it's not convincing when you say it from your father, dad. The little spider has at least his body skills without clothes. Dad, if you don't have steel clothes, you are really the five dregs of war.

The little spider without the shirt was completely wilted, and felt that he was so useless. Unexpectedly, love had a bumper harvest at the time of the downturn in his career, and the little spider who broke the jar was depressed and confessed that he got the heart of the black girl. Asked Little Spider to go to her house as a guest and go to the prom together to be her dance partner (the old and beautiful minors will play together).

The busy little spider has been trained by Aunt Mei and dressed like a dog in a suit and leather collar to go to the dance party and see the woman's parents. When I arrived at Black Girl's house, the most reversal of the plot occurred, and I saw that Black Girl's father turned out to be Uncle Bird! The juvenile spider was shocked instantly, and people were also stunned to say nothing. Uncle Bird thought at first that the prospective son-in-law was shy and didn't care about his parents.

Uncle Bird drove the two children to the dance party. Hei Sister is really a rare and talkative hostess. When chatting in the car, she exposed the little spider in a few words. Did you make him? He is amazing. I practiced on Stark's side. That's right, Stark who was with Spider-Man. Why do you always go missing after a turn of the conversation? The last time I went to play at my house, I also went to Washington. Uncle Bird was obviously much smarter than his daughter, and combined with the abnormal behavior of the little spider, he immediately guessed his identity. When the time comes, let the girl go first and have a few words with her son-in-law alone.

Uncle Bird didn’t hide and tuck him, showing his attitude that I still like you quite a bit. After all, you saved my daughter (the Washington Monument time). If you don’t interfere with my business in the future, I will assume that everything hasn’t happened, and I can’t do anything. Let's support our family, let's go. The old man bluffed the little spiders in the circle with a meal, and got out of the car dingy.

The absent-minded little spider arrived at the party and was about to start dancing. Suddenly, he realized that he was a knight and couldn't condone crime, so he let the black girl pigeons again, and ran back to school to get the silk jersey he had made before. To stop the uncle bird who is going to rob Dad’s company plane to grab materials.

The two sides fought a fight anyway, the result was that Uncle Bird was subdued. Dad took a look at the little spider and formally invited the little spider to join the women's federation. But the little spider grew up and he refused, saying that the Gancheng management was quite good. Dad’s girlfriend, Xiaojiao, is quitting. Why is my wife’s press conference ready to be broadcast live? How can I tell the media that the master runs away? Dad deserves to be a daddy, hurry up and take out a diamond ring, or let's sprinkle dog food as the big news (I really knelt)

At the end of the story, the tabard sent by the dad that the little spider watched at home is a gift you deserve. Little spider changed a jelly at home, but was seen by Aunt Mei, and the film ended with Aunt Mei’s exclamation of what the f**k.

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Spider-Man: Homecoming quotes

  • Adrian Toomes: [Turns a gun to Peter] Does she know?

    Peter Parker: Know what?

    Adrian Toomes: So she doesn't, good. Close to the vest, I admire that. I've got a few secrets of my own. Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date! Peter, nothing is more important than family. You saved my daughter's life, and I could never forget something like that, so I'll give you one chance. You ready? You walk through those doors, and you forget any of this happened. And don't you ever, ever interfere with my business again, because if you do, I'll kill you, and everyone that you love. I'll kill you dead. That's what I'll do to protect my family. Pete, you understand? Hey. I just saved your life. Now, what do you say?

    Peter Parker: [Awkwardly] Thank you.

    Adrian Toomes: You're welcome. Now, you go in there, and you show my daughter a good time, okay? Just not too good.

  • Peter Parker: Wow, they're in the middle of a heist! I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer so I can see what's happening.

    Karen: Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?

    Peter Parker: Enhanced Combat Mode? Yeah!

    Karen: Activating Instant-Kill.

    Peter Parker: What? No, no, no, I don't wanna kill anybody!

    Karen: Deactivating Instant-Kill.

    [Peter jumps out of his position and tries to swing, only to plummet face-first into the ground]

    Peter Parker: What the hell just happened?

    Karen: You jumped off a sign and landed on your face.