First of all, a large part of this thing is spit, spit on me watching this movie.
The beginning of the rant:
Watching "Rio" happened on a Friday afternoon, at Zhengjia Feiyang, because it was too long before the opening after buying the tickets, I walked around with my friends until the opening before returning to the theater. It turned out that there was a green school uniform of a certain key middle school at the scene. The children were joking and joking. The originally quiet movie theater instantly turned into a market, bustling and noisy. My friends and I collapsed a little on the spot, because the most suitable for these little friends to watch the whole afternoon is the rio where we bought the tickets, and the children who had the experience of watching movies collectively as children may wish to recall the time when they followed the organization When we went to the movies together, what a noisy, lively and noisy atmosphere was in the whole movie theater. I remembered that it collapsed back then. It's not that these babies are actually just seriously worried about the quality of their viewing. Later, there was an attempt to find Feiyang to change the scene, but he was coldly rejected, and this will be complained later.
So unfortunately, it is indeed the same scene. There were so many students that it took ten minutes to enter the arena. Since I didn't want to crowd with these dolls, I stayed until the end to enter the arena. Our seats were in the middle of the last row. When we got to the last row, there were already several students sitting in our seats, and there were a bunch of people who looked like teachers. So after stubbornly communicating with them, we got back the two that belonged to us. Afterwards, when other people who bought tickets to watch the movie came, those teachers would stay motionless and refuse to give way.
"Our seats are also taken!" The teachers said.
Wipe, take your sister, your seats are in the front, and there is no number. If you want to grab a seat, you can't grab a seat with someone who buys our own tickets, okay? !
"You sit somewhere else," the teachers said.
Shit, why don't you sit somewhere else, do you give more fucking money?
"Please take your seats accordingly," the cinema service lady said under the screen.
Shit should have said fuck your ass! If you book a fucking place for the school, you'll be concentrating on being booked out, and you'll sell us gross tickets, fuck it. Should it be suitable? Isn't this a fool? !
"Why do you have to be seated right? Why?" the little girls in school uniforms said stupidly and angrily.
How the fuck did you get into high school? Why take the right seat! When your sister said this, I fucking choked up and didn't know how to refute me!
Then the piece of music reviewed by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television suddenly appeared on the big screen. Rio started abruptly.
(After the start, people came to ask those scumbags who were teachers to get their positions back, and they failed one after another.) The
end of the complaints ...
Next, I returned to the innocence incident.
Since I accumulated all kinds of resentment before the opening, I tried my best to persuade myself to leave them alone with all kinds of psychological hints for a period of time after the opening. One of the hints goes like this: This is a cartoon, and the main audience for the cartoon is these dolls, and it's a bonus to see how the dolls react to the movie.
And then sure enough, my eyes widened. When children express their emotions, they really stay on the surface, and the things that touch their emotions are also very superficial. From the beginning to the end, the children cheered in all kinds of joy and cheers, and they clapped and coaxed no less than ten times. What embarrassed me was that these points of clapping and coaxing didn't make me laugh - it wasn't that the hero and heroine were lonely in the night sky. A hug is when the two parrot protagonists look at each other affectionately, almost always when some male and female characters have ambiguous feelings.
Back when we were in high school, we watched "Forrest Gump" at school. At that time, there was a sex scene with no breaking point, which caused a sensation for almost everyone present, and then a handsome boy threw out a sentence indifferently: It's not that I haven't seen it. Bed scene, excited what. Instantly extinguished my excitement at the time. Not long after that, in "Trainspotting", I saw the male genital organs in the movie for the first time. After graduation, I watched some more erotic movies, including AV, not to mention a warm and ambiguous hug, even if it was There is no way for a sex scene with no dew point or even a dew point scene to be able to participate in everyone's booing like he did when watching Forrest Gump in high school. Bed scene, what are you excited about."
The junior high school dolls sitting in front of me are probably more innocent than I was when I was young and ignorant, and they also came to this movie with an agency that "cannot accommodate love". It is estimated that they have been locked up too much. Holding hands, hugging and kissing can only be a secret and sensitive word in their lives. It is rare that they have been put on the big screen now. Of course, they must seize the opportunity to release their inner depression. So they cheered in all kinds of ways, an ordinary sentimental hug scene can win them joy and joy but pretending to be mature booing and continuous applause that makes people unable to hear the next lines. Yes! A sentimental hug can win their joyous applause! How miserably suppressed these children are! !
Then there are all kinds of applause that makes people laugh and cry, such as the parrot being bounced off by the beautiful buttocks of a beach beauty. These children also clapped and laughed. For example, the man with glasses wanted to ride the car to take the woman with glasses, but the motorcycle flew out by itself, and they applauded. How low and strange is this applause? Are you guys watching a stage play? Who are you applauding for? Are you afraid that you will hear the next line, dear! No good reviews! ! ! !
Of course, my friends and I became more and more happy throughout the movie. The tone of the movie is very Brazilian, passionate, drums, and lighthearted, but we don't laugh as much as the dolls, and the dolls hardly react when we laugh; the scene where they laugh always feels to me. A little deliberately a little contrived, just like being a clown on purpose to please people. But the children are just being amused with joy, for no reason, because they are funny, so they laugh forcefully, what is the use of thinking about being happy.
Then I thought about this problem when I was a little dizzy when I saw it in 3D. I think probably this group of children should be the real audience of the movie. This movie, including Disney, DreamWorks, and various cartoons of the 20th century that are said to be suitable for all ages, is actually not the real audience. They The ultimate audience is actually this group of unintentional children who have innocence in their hearts. When these children are happy, they can clap and discuss recklessly, and when they are unhappy, they complain impatiently. They are willing to be seen by these children at a glance. The scene for it is funny, and I think I have seen many similar movies and I think I live in reality, so I feel numb and even spurn the scum of this kind of scene full of funny atmosphere, but I always like to speculate before laughing. With the meaning behind such and such scenes as "the truth of love" and "how sad the parrot loses its ability to fly", I restrained myself from laughing so madly and without reason, on the one hand, I pretended to be a bit elegant. , Temperament is to force yourself to lose the opportunity to experience the superficial happiness like children. I'm actually not suitable for such a movie at all, because the loss of my innocence makes me look very sad.
At the end of the movie, when the end appeared on the screen, I silently decided that the pictures like rio are very beautiful, the storytelling is very smooth, and the American cartoons like up and bolt, which are not to be missed, should not be worn in the future. Comfortable 3D glasses went into the cinema and watched. After all, they can't penetrate the heart like Toy3 and wall-e, and they can't bring me joy like children. After all, it's still not suitable for people like me who have no innocence... Draw circles of silence in situ.
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