A few thoughts

Lina 2022-12-05 16:02:55

1. Lubricant must be used when handing a pistol, otherwise it will be laughed at by others.
2. Don't hit a pistol in front of the dog, otherwise it will develop such a bad habit.
3. Don't doze off during long-distance driving, because it is very likely to hurt the person who is in the same car with you.
4. Pay attention to the road signs. If you don't pay attention, you may cross the border by mistake.
5. Even if you are not handsome and stupid, you can still try your luck in Hollywood. Maybe it will succeed.
6. Stupidity is not a good quality. But to a certain level of stupidity, it will look very cute.

So don't worry too much about your stupidity.

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Due Date quotes

  • Lonnie: [sung to the tune of Closing Time by Semisonic] It's closing time, time to roll to Chili's and chow down with my fuckin' boys.

  • [first lines]

    Peter Highman: I just had the strangest dream. It's Friday. We're at the hospital. But it's not a hospital, it's a, a, a forest of sorts. And I know that because right next to you there's a bear. A grizzly, cooling his feet in a stream. And all of a sudden, you begin to deliver, and I can't get to you. But the bear can. And the next thing I know, he is holding our beautiful baby boy. And here's where it gets odd. Uh, he chews the cord. But, strangely, I'm okay with it. That's gotta be a good sign.