This year's most hilarious fairy tale film

Josue 2022-03-21 09:01:21

The tragedy of watching a ghost movie in a group

is that it is really like

a comedy movie . The tone of the movie was set well. The heroine has a taste of Nicole Kidman's Kojima, right?
The half-old mansion, the cloudy weather, the strange attic, and the sensitive heroine with several children. . .

The heroine wakes up to the snoring of the hero, makes breakfast, and coaxes the child. . Everything was calm, and then I was looking for something to find the attic (why is it always the attic and the basement, or the wardrobe, a little creative is okay, next time I replace it with an oven or something...), and then the little superman also ran to the attic, Then he fell off the ladder and was left awake. .

Okay, the next series of classic ghost movies, all kinds of strange voices, human figures, Devil No. 1 left paw prints under the sheets of Little Superman, blood red and blood red, I think Devil No. 1 looks a bit like . . . Guan Yu. . The frightened baby was crying loudly, the heroine was mentally ill, and the hero didn't dare to go home on the pretext of changing the exam papers. In the end, there was nothing left, and he said, "I don't want my home anymore, move!"

So they moved to a new home, and then the baby and the other little boy were gone, yes, you read that right, and the two kids were never seen again! ! (Thanks to the children's shoes for their comments, these two children completed the task after explaining in one sentence, grabbed two boxes of bento from Uncle Mengda and went home to practice.) The

haunted incident continued to trouble the heroine, so my mother-in-law invited her to come For Ghostbusters, an old woman who looks a little nervous, plus the biography of fat and thin. The plot develops rapidly, the old woman said that I don't have time to talk to you slowly, while slowly telling the whole story, it turns out that Little Superman is really Little Superman, he can wander! ! ! And it's inherited from his father's mind wandering! ! Also got some photoshopped photos from an old box to prove it! ! When wandering, other ghosts will want to take possession of the child's body. His father got angry and said, "You guys are playing tricks, I'm a teacher in the school, billowing, $600 performance fee."

The female protagonist was crying and making trouble. She spent 600 yuan. Please come back and have a look. So all kinds of equipment were taken out, and the old lady actually put on a gas mask (yes, you read that right, gas mask!!!, I guess the director has two purposes here, first, it seems that the equipment is very creative, second The second old lady is always bad at acting as a ghost, so she just covers her face and just shakes when she is filming). The fat and thin duo were not idle either, taking photos of searchlights of different sizes, and letting me squirt a sip of Coke back into the straw.

After the first attempt to conjure the soul failed, the old lady took out a ruthless move and asked the male protagonist to make a great effort to bring back Little Superman. The performance of the female ghost shooting the other three ghosts to death with a spray gun, and then blocked by the gatekeeper ghost, the old lady shouted in her ear, you are alive, you are stronger than them, and the male protagonist is a ho~yo~gen~ Bo Fei stopped the evil ghost, then broke the handcuffs that locked Little Superman with his bare hands, and hugged him directly to save him home. Guan Gong was content to listen to the voice on the second floor, manicure his nails, and then started chasing the father and son.

As soon as the plot was tense, the male protagonist's real body began to shake~ The whole house was shaking, and the female protagonist was unambiguous. For more shots and scenes, she kept shouting in the male protagonist's ear, The one who was crying was a man named Pear Flower with Rain. The male protagonist finally came back, and while telling the little superman to hurry back to his real body, don't be attached by other ghosts, while shouting at the childhood ghost through the glass, it is estimated that he is confident after pushing the ghost away. Exploding, I feel that my sound waves can shake the female ghost away, and the female ghost is happy ~ puff~ blowing out the candle in her hand. (At this time, the smart audience will smile, director, you want to play tricks in the end, hehe~)

After that, things will be calm, the world will be at peace, the society will be harmonious, and the whole family will be reunited. But for audiences like us who are familiar with 300 ghost movies, it is definitely not over yet.

Like all ghost movies, psychic old ladies generally don't live to the end. While showing off her good teeth, the old lady twisted her face to make up for the scenes

she had left behind wearing a gas mask. Finally, she lost her burden and ended. If you cheer, there will be insidious ones~2 ~Come out~

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In general, it's okay , all kinds of scary elements, such as the scary place is not actually scary, but when your heart slows down, you suddenly hit a loud gong and make a face. It's just that there is no logic between the various scary points, it's purely for scaring people~~. . .

Okay, good night everyone~

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