I am a flashlight man and female Wen Qing is no match for a hot girl

Casimer 2022-01-27 08:02:34

Before the release, it was accused of the sci-fi version of "Twilight", which is so flattering! Taking two light bulbs is sci-fi? With an electric fan above my head, do I have a dream? !

"Harry Potter", "High School Musical", "Twilight" have been big hits. It must have greatly stimulated Paramount's nerves. How to make a youth idol film with enough gimmicks and market influence must make the screenwriters scratch their heads.

Since all the departments are selling well, why don't we all learn from the scriptures and make a hodgepodge? !

Opening: a little "Avatar" flavor. No. 3 was directly tortured and killed, opening the curtain of pursuit and resistance. How familiar the fierce Mogador star looked! Is there a shadow of Voldemort? ! (PS: After Kevin Duran and Jack Abel have played so many human villains, it's really good to play alien villains! Scare the little fat man drinking a big glass of Coke, it's too "Coke"!) The

main text begins: Story structure Take "Twilight" as the main body.

The strong and thick-line beautiful boy of Lorien who migrates and hides all year round (more sunshine than the male No. 1 in the twilight, almost catching up with the lines of the werewolf brother) After learning that No. 3 was abused, he fled quickly and came to "Heaven". Town" (what a funny name). On the first day I came to the school to report, I met Sara (same name as the heroine who escaped prison) who is pure and flawless, loves laughing, loves life, loves photography, looks up at a forty-five-degree angle, and also loves taking pictures of teachers picking booger. ).

The two sides are secretly in love. Of course, the heroine is definitely not so easy to get. Afterwards: The lurking airbag + campus bully appears. In order to pull the gas bag into the gang + grab the girl + shape the image of justice, the male protagonist is on the bar. The climax of the drama here should be called according to the chapters of the Water Margin: A young couple rushing into the black forest at night and being ambushed, the lightbulb man bursts the lights and the five-member group is mighty (this time the forest fires and the actor also gave the actor a Harry Potter miniature on his forehead) Scar. Do you have to put all the blockbuster elements on it?). . .

Of course, do you still carry national hatred and family hatred? How can you waste your life like that? ! So: the samurai man (Timothy Olyphant, played by Timothy Olyphant, how time flies! When he played "Hitman 47", he was a super killer like the wind sweeping leaves. Now he is an uncle nanny) shouting in a deafening voice Out: You shit. We have killed so many people and let you come to the earth, not to let you waste your youth and fall in love like the children of the earth!

As you know, uncles usually don't end well after spitting up such a slot. Sure enough, he was first caught and beaten, and then he was stabbed for the hero. However, the director here gave him a special treatment - after being slashed by a knife, it was not immediately petrified, and then atomized. I don't know if I forgot? ! Maybe it's because the last words that let the hero complete the psychological foreshadowing haven't been said yet? !

OK, the last words came as scheduled, and the hero completed the qualitative change in his life-from Guo Degang to Guo Furong, from Sherlock Holmes to Iron Man, from Crayon Shin-chan to Night Dress Mask... Both good and evil came to "Guess, guess, guess, guess. Guess "Go on campus big pk!

The biggest highlight of this film is that when the lightbulb man was forced to become desperate, there was another village in the dark and bright!
Spice Girl No. 6 Teresa Palmer is back in action! Not only did she save the hero, she also saved the film, making Paramount's sequel (there are 6 episodes in this story) hopes finally come true possible.

After a long foreshadowing, foreshadowing and waiting, the climax finally came - because of the arrival of the sixth, the whole sky was lit up!
The female Wenqing, who can take pictures, giggle, and look up at 45 degrees, instantly became a cloud. . .
Sexy as Megan Fox (Transformers). The brave No. 6 like Milla Jovovich (the heroine of Resident Evil) (she also loves heavy motorcycles like the above two!) kills one villain after another with the stunt of "The Great Shift". At the end, straddle the already weak Bulbman, and use his sexy body to block the deadly flames for him, allowing the boy to linger happily... In the

end, 4 and 6 are being completed: stone puzzle + telepathy + After global positioning and "secrets that cannot be told", embark on a journey to find 5/7/8/9 with a helper man. . .

In fact, the director was not ruthless enough. . . He should decisively let the female number one be eliminated in the final battle. Then let No. 4 have nothing to do with moral pressure and the saliva of Taoist priests, and linger with No. 6 in the second part...
After all, they are also responsible for the reproduction of the population! In addition: 4+6, how perfect...

The final conclusion of the film: "Key No. 4" - the key, actually No. 6! ! !

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  • Liana 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    Besides the handsome male protagonist, what else is left? Fortunately, the cool no.6 appeared in the end, and the fighting scene was also upgraded. I still look forward to the next one.

  • Arden 2022-03-23 09:01:34

    Teresa Palmer is really all kinds of wonderful, all kinds of handsome, in contrast, Dianna Agron is too suitable to play such a characterless vase role, it is just like the female 2, and the audience will forget it.

I Am Number Four quotes

  • Frank: [Mogadorians enter] OK, so I called you like you said. I mean, it's not my fault they got... I mean we held up our end. We're still in? The whole new world order thing?

    Mogadorian Commander: [laughing] The Locator. Where is it?

    Frank: Ok, all he had was a knife and that rock and I put it...

    [points, realizes that it's not there]

    Frank: It was over there, man.

    Mogadorian Commander: "It was over there, man." But it's not there now.

    Mogadorian: [In Mogadorian] I picked up a scent.

    Mogadorian Commander: [Inhales, In Mogadorian] Number Four is very close.

    [In English, laughing, pulls up stool closer to Frank and Bret with Comic Book in hand]

    Mogadorian Commander: Cartoons for Children. Where I'm from, men have to work.

    Frank: Look, I'll work hard.

    Mogadorian Commander: The disregard that so many of you have for practical matters, it's beautiful.

    [laughs]

    Mogadorian Commander: I think we should have some fun, huh? "Gadgets" we call them. "Toys for boys" I have a gadget

    [Holds up small round ball, presses on it, spikes come up and spin rapidly]

    Mogadorian Commander: Would you like to play with it?

    Frank: Uh, no, no, I...

    [Starts to rise]

    Mogadorian Commander: [Mog holds him down and forces Frank's mouth open] IT WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU!

    [Drops ball in Frank's mouth. Frank Groans]

  • Mogadorian Commander: An alcohol-fueled young guy like you, healthy and well-fed.

    [hits his stomach]

    Mogadorian Commander: I bet you watch a lot of television, don't you? Do you? Do you?

    Mark James: [whimpering] Yeah.

    Mogadorian Commander: Yeah. In this situation here, you're probably thinking, "Maybe I could save the day. Maybe I could be the hero," but I say... don't do that.

    [to a whisper]

    Mogadorian Commander: Okay?