The most tragic thing in the world is that beautiful women grow old and handsome men gain weight. Auntie Fan knew that men had been compelled to refuse to take the role of being ugly in recent years. From Edward with flour on his face and scissors in his early years; Ed Wood with heavy make-up in a woman's clothes; to a chocolate factory manager with a perverse temperament, a distorted expression and funny behavior; Captain Jack who can't find a good cloth; crazy orange-haired Mad Hatter •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • Can't hide his seductive breath. Even the same shape here, that clump of hair that I'm embarrassed to call it's hair, was very much shaped by Pop in the secret window as the best weapon for otaku splitters to confuse yy enemies and scare neighbors mm. So Aunt Fan was cruel, and resorted to the cheapest trick to feed Pupu. Aunt Fan snickered in her heart as she saw that her originally deep cheeks were getting plump and her thin body was getting fatter. Those of us innocent fans can only watch the uncle with the unshaven eyes and innocent eyes being played by jolie like he has never seen a woman before.
I couldn't help laughing when I saw the genre of the movie was suspense thriller. It's not that Pupu has never filmed suspense and thrillers, such as Mysterious Valley, From Hell, Secret Window, Ninth Door••••••• In fact, as long as the handsome face is lowered, he slowly raises his eyes, and the corners of his mouth are gloomy. It's almost like he's going to play a mentally ill person again. So, after more than an hour of flirting and seeing Pupu's innocent eyes, I can't wait to look up to the sky and scream: Uncle! The age when you left Lianlianfengchen is not one or two. Even Leonardo only accepts uncles, cool men, and dark men. How can you live and go backwards and start walking innocent women. the route?
Finally, the director did not forget the fact that this man was in his 50s. After experiencing the fact that he did not dare to enter a woman's room, ran wild on the roof in his pajamas, was tricked, and was joking all over the world to see the fairy sister, and that he was too young. Life is too long, running to the mafia with bare hands and wanting a hero to save beauty, etc., after being captured by a soul to make an old man do it, the director is estimated to be very proud to shake a burden, it turns out that these are all hallucinations, hallucinations. ••••• Fake pierce is real pierce, and the seemingly silly title of college math teacher is just to hide the real shrewd and evil nature. Seeing this, I couldn't help my face full of tears and tears: Uncle Gu Long, I have been praying silently in my heart, this is not pierce, this is not pierce, the screenwriter is not so old-fashioned to follow the crowd, no one thought, in order to show Out of admiration for you, the screenwriter still resolutely took the risk of the world being in a bad way and the risk of being detained, and gave a vulgar ending that everyone guessed for a long time - "It turns out that the fake Yang Fan It's the real Yang Fan!" (see Gu Long's "Big Shots")
I also know that now that the audience's IQ has improved, the screenwriters have to take the suspenseful way, and the brain cells spent are not as much as before. For example, "Shutter Island", the more I watch it, the more desperate I become. The split personality and the use of hallucinations to replace reality have long been used. The protagonist kills his wife without knowing it. It is exactly the same as "The Secret Window". Yes, there is no oldest, only older. "Black Swan" also came to delusions of this. But "Shutter Island" has clear clues, good details, and no logical flaws. In the end, Leonardo's tactful suicide was indeed beyond my expectations; and "Black Swan" is also a bit old-fashioned, but it is not shocking. array. A movie does not mean that all plots have to be different, at least to be breakthroughs. In "Fatal Companion", the arrangement of the suspenseful plot has been picked up, and the thriller has not been seen at all (don't say that some people are screaming and scared when watching this film, I will think that you have a third eye on your forehead to see if you can't see it. clean). But it's all about love plots and doesn't promote it with love movies.
Well, let's talk about love without sparks. An aunt who still has a charming face like a frosty face and a smile, and a foolish uncle who has just lost his wife, no matter how you look at it, you have to follow the line of seeing the truth in the blandness of mainland family ethics dramas, but unfortunately these two people actually It's not good to imitate, learn from the Japanese and engage in pure love. Accidentally met on the train, the woman took the initiative to show her love, and the man refused to greet him. After the two sides sent each other back and forth several times, the man suffered for the woman's sake, and the woman betrayed his ex-boyfriend for the man's sake. However, apart from seeing Depp twitching the corner of his mouth like a swan looking at the drooling toad, which eye can see that she can waver for this man? And depp didn't even see a 10w voltage flow out under the child's fucking high-voltage policy. The only thing the audience knew they were in love with was what depp and jolie and policeman A said I love you and he loves you.
If the nonsensical love and the suspenseful detective-like suspense that satisfies the audience "I guessed it already" constitute this pot of hodgepodge, then at the end of the film, after the big agent came in and ordered the fire, the glass of Kuang Kuang Kuang's villa was completely shattered, and he did not listen to it. With a ah ah ah ah, the mafia all fell to the ground, and it was the thunder that broke me completely. Blind, my dog's eyes didn't even see it. It turned out to be a movie with the theme of crime prevention and propaganda of national prestige: a group of organized crime gangs with great firepower who kill people without blinking an eye. After lying on the ground and aiming for a long time, regardless of his numb arms, he accurately shot the criminals, protected the safety of the hostages, and successfully restored the huge property of the motherland. Especially in order to better promote the rescue policy of "confessing, being lenient, resisting being strict" and "the sea of hardships is endless", the big agent holding the check ignored the doubts about this sb action, and said with kindness: Seek truth from facts, What did he do? Just stole money from a criminal, or a dead criminal ••••••I can't help but sigh that the current FBI has all practiced at Avalokitesvara? It turns out that although I passed the judicial examination, I didn't understand that stealing money from criminals is nothing, especially when you pick a woman with first-class eyes.
As you can see, in fact, I still give two stars, which is enough to show that I am a tolerant and merciful person. This is because although the film is really sorry for these big names, I still watched it with relish. More importantly, I can't get down to Depp's film, especially when Aunt Jolie's looks are still very beautiful, I'd rather forget that I've seen such a bad film starring Pope, and I'd rather play it Stars and then feel sorry for idols.
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