Last night , I suddenly found something worth watching on the Internet, so I watched it. Clear, with Chinese subtitles, the picture is a little darker~.
What a joy to watch this movie, it swept away my depression. ~
High-tech equipment, handsome outfits, cool fights, hot scenes, perverted villains, and sweet secretaries.
Jay Chou's performance is very good, no matter whether he is a real or fake fight, it's still 3D rotating slow motion to hang Weiya. I saw that the kato kung fu in the play is very handsome, the beer bottle cap opening with bare hands is very unusual, the mechanical design is very professional, the English is very smooth, the sketch is also very decent, and the foreign girls are also very skillful, and don’t forget to promote Brotherhood of the Chinese nation. (Brett is so cute saying the word brother) In kato's own words i am, a genius. (It is estimated that Jay Chou's acting is also super cool, isn't it all right for him~)
Although kato is an executive associate, he still relies on him to see injustice, act as a chivalrous person, and eliminate violence and safety. I
'm in charge, mechanic + bodyguard + nanny + partner + brother all in one, and I'm still very busy... In a nutshell: the rich second-generation chubby brother britt creates ideas, and kato executes. When tangled up in a name, kato's
stubbornness is indispensable~ The green bee is a god, the green hornet is powerful~ In addition to being the initiator, britt is also responsible for image consultant and public relations, and the packaging is still handsome. And he is worthy of being the son of a newspaper tycoon. Media resources are never wasted. Nowadays, pushing heroes is the same as pushing idols. We must make good use of the media to hype~.
In addition, these two Hornets who fought like chicken blood on the road of chivalry and righteousness also need the guidance of the beautiful secretary's route and policy~ Without a lovely female secretary, they will not go to the East District to stir up, nor will they discover the prosecutor's murder of his father Crime...
britt & kato belong to the meet-and-greet type. If it were a Maxima, britt would be his Bole. Of course, his father was a generation Bole who discovered kato. By the way, he solved the problem of unpleasant coffee in his house. It was a cappuccino with a leaf pattern that made britt discover kato. Magic. After britt vented his anger and stole his avatar to save passersby and was caught in the news, he was unhappy that he was not promoted as a hero, and his long-suppressed hero dream broke out. At this time, with both good ideas and execution, a new generation of heroes will naturally rise.
What do all those silly superheroes have in common? Certainly not tights and capes. Intentional obscenity represents justice and eliminates evil forces, and adding a little external driving force will do it overnight. Same as kick ass.
Apart from the cool pictures, the scenes of britt & kato complaining and fighting with each other are the highlights. Why does Kato have a lot of dialogue? It's not because the protagonist is Seth. As a male lead with such a happy actor, someone has to complain to him. His plays are all lip-smacking. Even if the opposite actor this time is Jay Chou, who is not good at English, it is necessary to complain. Sometimes ambiguous, sometimes brotherly, sometimes full of gunpowder and sometimes nonsensical. The two of them were almost buried alive and returned home after escaping~ The fight scene was very interesting~ But anyway, in the end, the brothers were rescued~
britt: (q:who's this guy?) he's my man~
kato: I' m not your man.
britt:He's uh, no he's not my man.He's like, uh..
He's like, "My man".He's... my... uh...
Not your... it's platonic. ..
we're just platonic friends. We're platonic male friends.
He's my, Executive associate.
britt: We need to think of a cool name for you. The little stinger.
I'm the Green Hornet . You 're my little stinger .
kato: No way.
britt: The Honey Pot? Get it? Bee's make honey.
You're my honey pot.
britt: i want you take my hand and i want u come with me on this adventrue.
kato: i'll go with u but i don't want to touch u
britt: ok, u don't have to take my hand but will u come with me on this adventure?
kato: I have something for you.
britt: Really?... ....Awesome.
"Dear Britt,You are my, xiongd?"what's xiongd?
kato: Brother.
britt: That's awfully nice.
I've never had a brother, man. I've always wanted one.
...........Whoa!what the hell is this?
kato: A gas gun.Your Hornet gun!
britt: A gas gun? Why not a gun, gun?
britt: Did you put this diaper on me? Well what did I miss?
kato: Nothing, really.
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adorable little humor explosion point too - worth watching. The ejection seat at the end is also wonderful~~
I'm not a fan of Jay Chou, nor a fan of Seth. It's a pure entertainment film, it's hot, funny and special effects~
OK~ It's good to
watch it~ The Green Hornet? The Green Bee?
Well~whatever~that's pretty awesome!
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