Dear, are you here to make soy sauce? ! !

Angel 2022-01-27 08:02:34

I went to Chaoyangmen with my best friend to watch a movie with great interest. Should I watch "Jiang Ai" again, or "Key No. 4". Brother decided to choose a new movie! Spielberg, I love you dearly!

Not to mention, thriller or fantasy? ! The poor No. 2 was destroyed just like that! He's still a kid!

And aliens must be so weird! Will you die if you find handsome men and beautiful women to play bad guys!

And then the campus plot? The male pig first showed off some muscles in the water and then joined the beautiful guys' PARTY. Then he was an ugly but big breasted slut who wanted to play water sex with the male pig! Bright! The flashlight lit up, my brother really thought it was a burst of passion caused by the male pig being too excited after being molested, and my brother thought it was not the hand that was lit up! ! ! Brother thought it was jj glowing! ! ! But he was wrong! Flashlights, folks!

After laying the groundwork for a long time, the female pig finally appeared. I'll slap it, you are swollen, don't be ugly! Male pig, you are a first-class handsome guy anyway, so you can look at this ugly duckling. I deeply doubt that seeing this, female friends are all hi self-confidence.

Then the male supporting role appeared, oh, what a cute Xiaoshou, in the third scene between the male pig and the male supporting role, I was stunned by Xiaoshou's first laugh. Short oil, I really still have a round face control.

The following traps, plots, etc. are all very paediatric, and when the superpowers of the male pig finally show up, the only thing I can think of is lighting, only lighting! Girlfriend said this is the torch man!

After the identity of the male pig is revealed, the plot will move more and more in the direction of "Twilight City". Fortunately, there are no vampires with five square faces and muscular wolves with grass and mud horse expressions!

But the female pig is really speechless. She has no ability to drag the male pig down. Take a look and see. Anyway, the male supporting role has an awesome dad and a gun. What do you think you have? Girl, wash up and sleep! ! !

In the last 20 minutes, at a critical juncture, the female supporting role appeared! ! ! I don't think there will be such a handsome female paper! No. 6 In addition to the Lingbo Microwave Phantom Shift, you have a magic horse? No. 6 You are a goddess! ! ! Brother all kinds of worship. Seeing this moment, the handsome boy pig, the male supporter, the loyal dog, and the loving adoptive father, all tmd clouds! DJCaruso, you just want to make Teresa Palmer famous! ! At this point, my brother understands why such a two-stroke female pig is set, just for the female supporting role! !

In the end, when the female supporting MS couldn't handle it, my girlfriends and I were completely shocked! ! I bet we were absolutely a pain in the ass and one was lactic acid! My dear, your flashlight is a charger! ! ! charger! ! ! Also tmd universal charge! ! ! Faq!

Kiss, you think you are here to make soy sauce, you see that your guardian dog is stronger than you, you say you have any other functions besides being handsome! You can't compare to a female partner in a fight, you can't compare to a male partner when you're cute, and you can't compare to a female pig! As expected, you are just like the propaganda poster, just used to support the scene!

Okay, the rant is over. On the whole, you still have to have enough patience to read the first 90 minutes of foreshadowing, so that you can usher in the last 20 minutes of excitement.

Handsome boy pig + 1 star

cute male match + 1 star

awesome female match + 1 star

lame dog + 1 star

brother barely give 4 stars!

And I think it would be better to have Mark Ruffalo play the adoptive father.

Even if it's just for the No. 6 brother, keep watching the sequel! There is also a male support Xiaoshou~

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Extended Reading
  • Ophelia 2022-03-22 09:01:31

    You see, you watch the same commercial movie, this is a very impressive action scene without any CG monster wars. I want to fast forward directly. The same ending hints at a sequel, but there is no fast five that makes me want to fast forward a few years and directly sequel Mingming Eagle I really like the action scene of the eyes. It can be seen that the importance of the script is not the story, but the rhythm and focus of the script. This is a complete failure.

  • Uriah 2022-03-19 09:01:04

    Let's lower the expectations, just a popcorn movie, there are beauties and handsome guys, and there are scenes, but there are no surprises

I Am Number Four quotes

  • Frank: [Mogadorians enter] OK, so I called you like you said. I mean, it's not my fault they got... I mean we held up our end. We're still in? The whole new world order thing?

    Mogadorian Commander: [laughing] The Locator. Where is it?

    Frank: Ok, all he had was a knife and that rock and I put it...

    [points, realizes that it's not there]

    Frank: It was over there, man.

    Mogadorian Commander: "It was over there, man." But it's not there now.

    Mogadorian: [In Mogadorian] I picked up a scent.

    Mogadorian Commander: [Inhales, In Mogadorian] Number Four is very close.

    [In English, laughing, pulls up stool closer to Frank and Bret with Comic Book in hand]

    Mogadorian Commander: Cartoons for Children. Where I'm from, men have to work.

    Frank: Look, I'll work hard.

    Mogadorian Commander: The disregard that so many of you have for practical matters, it's beautiful.

    [laughs]

    Mogadorian Commander: I think we should have some fun, huh? "Gadgets" we call them. "Toys for boys" I have a gadget

    [Holds up small round ball, presses on it, spikes come up and spin rapidly]

    Mogadorian Commander: Would you like to play with it?

    Frank: Uh, no, no, I...

    [Starts to rise]

    Mogadorian Commander: [Mog holds him down and forces Frank's mouth open] IT WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU!

    [Drops ball in Frank's mouth. Frank Groans]

  • Mogadorian Commander: An alcohol-fueled young guy like you, healthy and well-fed.

    [hits his stomach]

    Mogadorian Commander: I bet you watch a lot of television, don't you? Do you? Do you?

    Mark James: [whimpering] Yeah.

    Mogadorian Commander: Yeah. In this situation here, you're probably thinking, "Maybe I could save the day. Maybe I could be the hero," but I say... don't do that.

    [to a whisper]

    Mogadorian Commander: Okay?