Director, I was deeply spoiled by you

Shaina 2022-01-27 08:01:25

At the beginning of the movie, Jolie appeared in front of me with her graceful figure swaying, and I couldn't help but exclaimed in my heart: Wow! She's so old...so much so that when the rogue cop compliments her ass, I want to scoff at the cop, but I hold back. When my big idol Depp came on stage, I couldn't help exclaiming: Captain Jack! The beard should be shaved.
That's the way it is. The so-called time makes people grow old, and life is like a ruthless knife, which has changed our appearance. I am sad. Depp lied that he was a math teacher, who would believe it, so Julie spit out gorgeously: You don't look like a math teacher at all. The director started a spoiler here, which aroused many associations in me, and it turned out that these associations turned out to be correct! Roar!
In order to imitate the style of some great film critics, I decided to write the following:
Some details: 1. Depp's electronic cigarette is very cool and interesting. When I was thinking about imitating and making one and then applying for some kind of patent to make a lot of money, unfortunately I learned that there are already mature products in related fields... Second, the city of Venice is really beautiful, and you have to travel Floating on the water, and Julie's gorgeous black cape, how does it remind me of the albino in The Da Vinci Code, eerie. 3. Depp and Julie returned to the room, and Depp complained to himself: I remember we didn't have this flower basket when we left... It's too obvious, if Julie was a detective, Depp would have revealed the truth, but unfortunately she's just an agent. 4. What is the password of the safe that Depp pressed last? I watched it a few times and couldn't remember it, so I decided to watch it a few more times.
Some plots: I always care about the little people. A sentence from the underworld boss in the movie woke me up in my dreams: You never know what I paid for these things, my soul! How touching! One of the things I hate most about human beings is that we still have souls, and this underworld boss is a living tragedy. Also, at this time, the Russian boy didn't know what to laugh at. It's so serious, you're laughing.
Some shooting techniques: When the sniper shot, the camera immediately cut back to the room, but the time stopped for a few seconds, and then the bullet entered through the window, and the underworld was completely wiped out. This shot is completely unnecessary, because it is so boring to create suspense on a plot without suspense... As for why there is no suspense, I want to say that watching a movie on a computer is just as good. There is a progress bar, and you can guess. .
Given the director's deliberate spoilers at the start, the entire movie feels tight and boring. Also, people in their forties, how could they still fall in love at first sight? ! It can be seen how suitable Venice is for falling in love.
Two stars for Depp, because I'm a fan; one star for Jolie, because of sacrificing her image, or acting in her true colors, in short, one star; one star for the words of the underworld boss. It feels a bit like getting paid, doesn't it?
The genre of the film is also very tricky and spoiler, what kind of suspense, doesn't it make people guess? ! And horror, where is the horror? !

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The Tourist quotes

  • Frank Taylor: My name's Frank.

    Elise: That's a terrible name.

    Frank Taylor: [shrugs] It's the only one I've got.

    Elise: Perhaps we can find you a new one.

  • Reginald Shaw: [preparing to cut her] You'll find life is not quite so giving to an ugly woman.