S-class B-piece

America 2022-03-19 09:01:04

1. There are many characters but the plot is orderly, and each character has a complete plot.

2. The plot is compact, from beginning to end.

3. It's full of cult flavor, and all the deficiencies turn into irony of genre films.

4. I just don't like movies with handsome men as protagonists.

5. It's so fucking hot, all the heroines are awesome.

On the above five points, each point is one star, so this film has five stars.

If I have the opportunity to be a director, one of the sets, I must make such a crazy work.

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  • Alvah 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    plasma! Piece of meat! Offal! Hearty and delicious! PS. How to adjust the pockmarked face of machete! !

  • Dovie 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    I'm probably not suitable for watching Cult, except for the few scenes with naked women, my mind has been wandering outside of this movie

Machete quotes

  • Booth: Tell me, where are my wife and daughter?

    Machete: With God.

    Booth: Well, I guess I won't be seeing them.

  • Julio: We just wanna help, bro.

    Machete: I don't need you help.

    Julio: If not us, then who?