The first disappointment came from Johnny Depp. This monster didn't appear for a long time, but I didn't recognize it for a long time: This fat uncle with bulging cheeks is that Captain Jack? Which man with a big belly in pajamas is that Scissorhands? The genre of the movie is said to be a plot or a thriller. Xiaosheng has always been a bit of a horror thriller, but the only thing that scares me in the whole film is the appearance of Johnny Depp.
Thinking about it, it might be necessary for the plot, but who said that a math teacher must be fat and frustrated? Poor Johnny Depp was cupped like that. No wonder Tang Shuai resigned at that time, it seems not without reason.
Angelina Jolie is still so delicious, I really doubt that this drama is made for her, and the smile and frown are full of Hollywood queen style. Jewelry clothes slammed on her without hesitation. Her brilliance is better than Sophie Marceau in the previous work "Get Away".
But compared to the Tomb Raider, she is still a little old, and her cheekbones are too thin and a little scary. Since ancient times, heroes are like beautiful women, and they are not allowed to see white heads in the world. Director von Donnersma (hereinafter referred to as Director Feng) wants to use this play to seal Julie and retain her last brilliance when she was at her peak.
Depp and Julie don't interact well. Compared with the couple's opposite scenes of Julie and Peter in "Mrs. and Mrs. Smith", it is not a star. I seriously doubt that Uncle Pu is here to make soy sauce this time. It reminds me that when Uncle Pu was in the past, many onlookers suspected that he was gay. Forget it, they have girlfriends. . .
Director Feng's first shot was "Eavesdropping Storm", which shocked the four audiences. The director's skills are still good. Compared with the previous "Escape", this adaptation is dull and dark, at least the sun is shining and the laughter is constant. As a landscape film with beautiful people and beautiful scenery, this film is quite good.
It was found that the two directors of Feng Donnersma and Feng Xiaogang had two things in common. First, they liked to advertise tourist spots, including the names of the three top hotels blurted out by the boss of the gang, and occasionally the billboards of famous stores such as LV were inserted. The second is to like to use big mouth beauties.
The plot is a bit interesting. Depp is a thief, a thief who stole money, who stole 700 million pounds from the gangster, and a thief who stole Julie's heart, and then. . . Disappeared. Needless to say, tracked down by gangsters and police. A year later, he gave Julie a note asking her to get on the train and chat with a man of his age and stature, causing the police and the gang to misunderstand. Then Julie actually fell in love with the math teacher she accosted. Just when Julie didn't know what to do, the math teacher said, I'm Depp after plastic surgery. In the end, Julie said: You spent 20 million to make it like this? •••
I read it and thought: I don't know if I'm happy or sad if I am Depp. The happy thing is that I can still make this woman fall in love with me by changing myself to be not the original me! I win by content. Sadly, if I'm not me, I'm not miserable?
Suddenly remembered a sentence: love can not be tested. After thinking about it for a while, there is such a mysterious taste.
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