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Mom said: "I let you go, like herding sheep into a pack of wolves"

Mary said: "Go home? It will take 5 years to work hard to have my own apartment, car, and go to the beach once a year. What are you kidding me? Stay. I love you."

Mary's girlfriend said of her husband: "I even have to make an appointment to see him. But I'm used to it. It's the price."

Someone was hiding in the trash dump in New York, but he had 15 million dollars in his bank. So his price for you is 400 US dollars per hour.

"You have to keep a low-key, be too limelight, look at me dumb, no one pays attention, but I was the master of the universe." At the

dinner you met the senator, the president...all your idols.

Your boss Eddie said: "Use them, then destroy them..."

Your colleague's wife said to Mary, "Buy a $3,000 summer dress, wear it once, and then throw it away so you can relax. Take his money. It’s all spent, since it’s hard for you to keep your husband, at least keep in touch with his money."

Mom came and said, "The door is wide, the road is wide, and the temptation is straight."

You said to me, "You know I'm afraid ." What? I'm afraid I will quit the business and she will be fine again, and then I hate her, I don't want to hate her. I want to win! I will win! Then, take care of her wholeheartedly."

"God's special darling, right? Eddie, God My darling! I warned him, and warned him at every important moment. Watch him jumping up and down like a clockwork toy, automatically lubricating and never stopping. The new millennium has arrived, take a good look Eddie, he is the representative of the future of mankind. It is not surprising that such people appear. Human appetites are getting bigger and bigger. Their desires can be divided into house and split atoms. Egoism expands infinitely. Fiber optic cables connect the world with each other. This self-interested impulse unites and drives the stupidest dreams until everyone wants to be the emperor and his own God, and then what else is he doing?" A

passerby reminded Eddie, "Ah! The direction is wrong."

Eddie, who was jogging in Central Park, replied: "Yes, bastard."

“I’m busy all day, business after business, who cares about this planet? The air is getting dirty, the water is getting worse and worse, and even honey has a metallic smell of radiation. Everything will only get worse, everyone They will not be prepared for the slightest thought. They will only buy the future, buy the future, when the future ceases to exist, the world will be chaotic. My child, there are billions of Eddie jogging into the future, they are always ready to treat God "Pre-Earth" fists together. Then lick your fingers clean, walk to their original control keyboard, and add a few hours to the charge bill. Then you have to face reality, Eddie, you have to pay the price! Now It’s too late to quit the game, you are too greedy, you are too licentious, and your eyes are bloodshot. You shout loudly, what is the result? You are helpless, Eddie, you are God’s abandoned baby! Maybe it is true, Sometimes God loves to bet on the future of mankind too much, maybe he has let you down."

The female secretary who gave false testimony smiled and swore according to the "Bible".

Mary with a nervous breakdown said to you: "I know the reason is money. Kevin, we are all doing nothing for money. You know they are guilty, but they continue to win, every time. I see the devil, don’t leave me behind. ..." The

empty Fifth Avenue, the empty and dreamy imperial city! New York, Paris, Tokyo, Rome, Shanghai... They all have only one name-Babylon! ! !

"There is one thing you are right. I have been observing you. I can't help it. Observe, wait, and wait with bated breath. But I am not a manipulator. I didn't let things happen. There is an end to the day, no one just wins or loses. Who am I? I have many names. Satan? Hehe, I still like you to call my father. You blame me for your wife? You are not kidding me. You stay. Isn’t it her idea? Besides, you can save her anytime you want, all she needs is love. Of course, maybe there are summer dresses from CD and perfume from Channel. But you are too busy. What? Are you giving up?! A joke Leave here, leave this way of life, you will do nothing! Don't do such foolish things, don't deceive yourself. You can't even convince yourself!"

"Essence is the opium of all mankind. It's not that you don't love Mary, but you love another person more, and that is yourself! Guilt feels like a heavy burden, and all you have to do is to let go of it. You carry a heavy burden, For whom? God? Conscience? Love?! Haha! Tell you a little bit of internal news about God. God likes observation and pranks. Think about it, what did he give to humans? Instinct. He gave you unparalleled His talent, and what did he do? I swear, he is happy for himself, his universe, he has set the opposite rules, and it will always be the biggest joke! Don't touch it, don't eat it, don't eat it, swallow it. When you follow the rules and follow your steps. What will happen to him? He will laugh at you happily. He is tough, he is a torturer who treats them all together! Conscience?! You're already talking about it. under the last fig leaf, but also the conscience to do! love, do not overblown, biochemist and prove that eating a chunk of chocolate is no different! " " I

would rather king in hell, nor as servant! in heaven " "

Ever since Human beings, I continue to penetrate into human life and create all the desires of human nature. I care about their needs, but never judge them. Why? Because I never reject them, no matter how stubborn they are, I satisfy all their desires. I love mankind!!! Because I am a humanitarian. I may be the only humanitarian. No one can deny that the 20th century is my world, it is all! In the coming century, I will undoubtedly be more Powerful!!!"

"Freedom means never having to apologize!"

"You are full of ambition and eager to try. I am very happy, I like you, I like humans like this! I can give you everything! Come on, my children...

" Vanity, my favorite original sin!!!"

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  • John Milton: Now with this? Now that you're down? I'd get ready for one of those, Class-A, New York-style pigfucks.

  • John Milton: Eddie Barzoon, Eddie Barzoon. Hah! Oh, I nursed him through two divorces, a cocaine rehab, and a pregnant receptionist. Heh. God's creature, right? God's special creature? Hah! And I've warned him Kevin, I've warned him every step of the way. Watching him bounce around like a fucking game, like a windup toy! Like 250 pounds of self serving greed on wheels. The next thousand years is right around the corner, Kevin, and Eddie Barzoon-take a good look, because he's the poster child for the next millennium! These people, it's no mystery where they come from. You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire, you build egos the size of cathedrals, fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse, grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold plated fantasies until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own god, and where can you go from there? And as we're scrambling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet? As the air thickens, the water sours, and even the bees honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity. And it just keeps coming, faster and faster. There's no chance to think, to prepare. It's buy futures, sell futures, when there is no future! We got a runaway train boy, we got a billion Eddie Barzoons all jogging into the future. Every one of 'em getting ready to fist-fuck god's ex-planet, lick their fingers clean as they reach out toward their pristine, cybernetic keyboards to total up their billable hours. And then it hits home! You gotta pay your own way, Eddie. It's a little late in the game to buy out now! Your belly's too full, your dick is sore, your eyes are bloodshot, and you're screaming for someone to help! But guess what? There's no one there! You're all alone, Eddie. You're god's special little creature. Maybe it's true, maybe god threw the dice once too often. Maybe he let us all down.