I thought that this kind of big-name film could raise the ambition to the next level, such as brothers performing collectively; for example, saving brothers who have missed their feet; for example, fighting against high-end political Fu strategy; for example, exposing a certain transnational The inside story of a certain industry monopolized by a group company. As a result, this is a story about "The boss of the special miscellaneous army led the brothers to save the love at first sight and tens of thousands of girls and broke into Longtan Tiger's Lair, exploding millions of gunpowder, and gave a bank passbook, but the woman has not been taken away."
Too cheating!
Governor Schwartz came out for a minute, spat a groove at Stallone, and was ridiculed for not being president. I'm going, Lord Shi, you are always stubborn and not suffocated. How much money did Stallone give you?
Jet Li was ridiculed for being small. Just let it be ironic, what are you talking about? You look like this with the camera, for fear that others will not know that your head is not more than one meter seven.
The foreigner is still very incomprehensible to the irony that Jet Li's name is only half a man. Tragedy! ! !
The last fire scene in the basement was really messy. Stallone’s gun was knocked off, and the body armor was opened and beaten. At first, my brother was stunned. Later, when I saw the brothers came, I became angry. The most humorous thing is that I opened it. The body armor, very heroically shouted at the other bald guy: "Come on!" Then he was too serious about being a bald head, and he really slammed into the belly of my brother. I thought my brother was Taishan, I thought Brother is a rock, I didn't expect my brother to be lighter than a feather, I flew away when I hit! The camera followed a long way before I found out where my brother is.
Brother is so infatuated, didn't that woman who exudes a bohemian style just helped drive a car? Don't you want to give your life to others? At the beginning, she couldn't do it, but the silly woman refused to go and went back, and even encouraged her brothers to bring so many guns and ammunition, how much would it cost! how much! The bombed family is a small developing islander who doesn't make a living. Is there any professional ethics?
Also, at the beginning, the CIA played by Burce Willis (he should have played it) said that this was done for 500W, and later it seemed that Stallone got the right to work as a volunteer! Is the 500W stuck in the ditch? !
In the end, Stallone took out a passbook affectionately and gave the Bohemian girl a passbook, dubbed "Funds for Home Reconstruction". Brother. . . House prices are expensive these years, so save your time by buying a house.
Why do you say that this is a failed action movie? Because there was no action at all, only Jet Li was very hard punching and kicking, and the rest were basically fired with machine guns =. = Eyes full of explosions, small mushroom clouds, smoke and fire.
Why do you say that this is a warm and inspiring love movie? I sum it up. This film tells the men:
1. Even if you can be your grandfather, you can be the grandfather with a passbook and a plane, and then you can chase the girl for several miles, even if you don’t walk with you. Hold you and chirp.
2. Whether you are a killer or a ditch, just let your woman see that you beat the man who beat her, and the woman is yours.
This film tells the women: the girl who
can drive and paint pleases the muscular uncle.
Finally, I want to say that when Bohemia ran with the enemy, she was impatient to get on the plane. There was nothing in her eyes. A little nostalgia, she even took the villain to run, feeling like she was going to elope~╮(╯▽╰)╭
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