The Green Hornet: When Soy Milk Meets Burgers, Abalone, Vodka

Lessie 2022-03-16 09:01:04

I took the time to watch "The Green Hornet", the film's blandness is not the biggest flaw, I just thought it was weird. When I was having breakfast, I saw someone eating bread and drinking bean curd on the street stall, and suddenly had an epiphany, this film is weird It's because the actors don't match up.

I can't say that Jay Chou's acting is bad, because I don't know what the standard is for him to be "good", and whether his goodness is the same as that of an average movie actor. For Jay Chou, who had been electrocuted many times, the childishness that he couldn't get rid of was really hard to digest.

Jay Chou, who is full of green and astringent taste, is like soy milk with a strong bean fragrance, good or bad, the benevolent sees benevolence, and the wise sees wisdom. But no matter whether it is good or bad, in this film, it seems strange.

Rogan, who is full of pig-like flavor, is a young version of Uncle Farrell. He is like watching an ordinary and delicious hamburger. When the hamburger meets soy milk, he can barely make sense, although many people say that two The male protagonist is full of love, but looking at this combination alone, a youth comedy can still be put on the table.

Then came the problem.

I really don't understand why the director chose Cameron Diaz. Compared with the two side dishes of the male lead, she is a complete meal. When she starred in "Gangs of New York", I gave Leonardo a hand. Khan, can you put such a top-quality abalone in front of Jay Chou and Logan? When I saw Jay Chou trying to molest her, my inner monologue was like this: Foreplay, it's all a problem... The

heroine is weird, the first villain is too fierce, I feel that Uncle Walz hasn't removed himself from "Inglourious Basterds" Chopped out from the middle, such a promising actor, the space for him in the plot is quite limited. Jay Chou and Logan completely restricted Uncle Waltz's play. There is a Chinese saying that it is called anti-aircraft guns to kill flies. China also has As the saying goes, a bull's knife should be used to kill a chicken. This glass of vodka, not to mention ice cubes, is only limited to one drink, how can this make people happy?

When soy milk meets burgers, abalone and vodka, do you think this meal is weird?

Excluding the problem of actors, in fact, the layout, structure and effect of the film are all good. On the whole, it is worth watching, and it can be regarded as the best film that Jay Chou has acted. After all, it determines the results.

Last but not least, Jay Chou, you can put down basketball, and you can put down magic too. Sometimes it’s really inappropriate to take it out.

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The Green Hornet quotes

  • [repeated line]

    Britt Reid: Let's roll, Kato!

  • Britt Reid: Kato, we have a secret mission.