Bad film, B grade bad film

Rowan 2022-03-19 09:01:04

1. The plot is too bloody, very a bit of the extremely anticlimactic style in Indian movies. The beginning is very serious, it is a member of the parliament, it is a national conflict, it is the FBI, and it is a drug tycoon, and it will be shocking. It was like a case, but the result was just a hasty conclusion. The director rubbed various topics together but did not do further processing. He just made a simple salad, which is really irresponsible.
2. The main character is too rigid. Danny Trejo has only an old face and long dirty hair, an ugly figure and clumsy movements. It's really hard for him to actually support an action movie in these two times. The second half of the body is always surrounded by a circle of knives, but it is useless at one time. I don't know if it is for decoration or to correspond to the name of the movie. Now it seems that he is Li Youbin from the United States, which is really an insult to Li Youbin, and his acting skills are too poor.
Jessica Alba is like a kitten in heat, she has always wanted to fall in love with Danny Trejo, is there an Electra complex? However, the role of the vase has been achieved, naked and naked, and the bed is also a bed.
The person in charge of the network, the owner of the lunch box, was even more inexplicable. The house was bombed without warning, and the group's weapon was thrown into the broken house in the suburbs. No wonder he was shot in the eye. But it's strong enough, and being shot at close range is only blind in one eye. Is it wearing a body armor? In the end, I led two nurses to participate in the fire fighting. The expression and posture were like a KTV girl sitting on the stage walking in the private room. In the end, she held a gun to make the goddess of victory. It's better to shoot AV directly.
I don't understand why Robert De Niro is playing this, is he also Mexican? At the beginning, they were kind and good-natured, and then the mother-daughter 2P was really inexplicable, but in the end, don't force me to put on a plaid shirt and dress up as the sneaky look of the Mexican.
Steven Seagal got fat into a gasoline barrel. At first, he looked like he had decided everything, but at the end he said that he wanted to die a long time ago. How boring!
There are always people who put Rodriguez and Quentin side by side, Quentin should shout like Xiao Feng: Bei Qiaofeng, Nan Murong, Xiao is a good man, ashamed of being in the company!

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Extended Reading
  • Tyrese 2021-11-11 08:01:14

    It's so cool, so cool. I can't describe the need to close!

  • Zella 2022-04-22 07:01:05

    How did De Niro play such a role? . .

Machete quotes

  • Henchman: Please father... have mercy.

    Padre Benito del Toro: God has mercy. I don't!

  • Von Jackson: The war's begun. Helter Skelter's here.