What kind of low-IQ war movie is this! ! How many people fight with one army? ! ! Is this a scenery film? !

Icie 2022-02-07 14:58:54

First of all, I was tricked by the poster.
So I started watching.
The beginning of the story seems a little interesting, a group of people who don't know each other very well go camping! (I think it's far-fetched here. Camping is such a dangerous thing, and with people you can't fully trust, it's just...) Anyway, whatever it is, they're back from camping. Found that the family was all gone, oh, the war started.

I wondered, what kind of war is this, which country is this against which country. Since the Mao war started, all the civilians in the family have been wiped out, so the civilians in the countryside have something to do with the war? ! What kind of army can occupy the whole of Australia overnight, even the countryside is not spared! ! ! ! Isn't this fooling people! ! ! !

Then, they started their days of hiding. At this time, a doctor appeared out of nowhere, and the doctor left again. I thought the main line of the story was coming, but it turned out to be another pretense.

This heroine is very powerful. She can accurately identify the gasoline barrel in the dark and unfamiliar place, and can indeed throw the torch on the gasoline barrel, and at the same time mentally calculate the distance of the explosion shock wave at the speed of light to find a good bunker to hide and make sure not to be injured. .

And after she got her first grab from an enemy's corpse, her entire team remained armed and fully armed with ammunition. And the movements are skilled, just like a veteran, the youngest girl is only fifteen or sixteen years old, can she hold it, my mother.

Mind you, they're a bunch of helpless high school students who suddenly outshine the Marines.

This female pig's foot is very strong and smart. She can drive a normal car, even if she can drive a garbage truck, she also knows that the button is used for dumping garbage, she can also drive a forklift, and she also knows which button can be raised and lowered. The big shovel in front. Of course, the most important point is that she actually steals a car. Ordinary cars are placed on the side of the road, and she can use them easily. No keys are required, and no fuel is required.

The group was finally complete, hiding in a canyon. They didn't even discuss which country attacked them, what the purpose was, how many people there were on both sides, and how many people died. That is to say, they were not interested in the whole war at all.

They don't remember their loved ones who are most likely dead, they don't discuss where to get food and medicine, they don't guess when the war will end, they don't analyze the whole situation, and they don't prepare firewood and clothes for the winter.

They came to a conclusion: to retake the city! ! ! !

After fighting for days and nights, their jeans are not dirty at all, there is no small hole on their body, no one has infection, no one has diarrhea, no one has a fever, no one has stomach pain, no one has neurasthenia, and no one has a leg cramp. !

There are about 10 of them in total, 4 men, the rest are all women, as well as the coquettish and weak type like Scarlett Johansson, and a little sister who is religious. To take back the whole city! ! !

And it's without knowing the entire war or the identity of the other party! ! !

They didn't bother at all about where their missing family members went! ! !

Their enemies consisted of hundreds of tanks, planes, and heavily armed soldiers.

They even blew up a bridge! ! !

During the bridge bombing operation, when they were in extreme danger, the two women actually sat in the truck chatting, talking about life and ideals, and whether they liked war or not. And outside the car is lurking in danger! ! ! !

When they exploded, they didn't run away, but just stood there dumbfounded and watched the bridge fall! ! ! by the way they blew up this bridge with their oil trucks! ! You read that right, female pig's feet can also drive a gas truck! ! ! !

What's even more awesome is that she also climbed into the car, sat on top of the full tank of fuel, and opened the fuel cap! ! ! She can open very complicated oil caps! Has she trained? My mother, what do you think, director! ! !

She is more agile than a gas worker! ! ! ! She is a high school student! ! ! Bitters are awesome! ! ! !

During the whole process, they not only kept the ammunition full, but also had a walkie-talkie to keep in touch! ! ! Where did this thing come from! ! Walkie-talkie, does the hostess sell military products in an arsenal at home? ! ! !

In the end, the group stood on the top of the mountain and said: I will not forget that we went through the war together. We became warriors.









I go!

Who is fighting who! director! ! ! !






Think of it as a scenery film, the famous mountains and rivers are really beautiful.

The rest are all clouds.

————————I’m the dividing line——————I’m so
annoying, a certain cigarette writes in this style, I don’t like to watch it.

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Tomorrow, When the War Began quotes

  • Ellie Linton: Good book?

    Corrie Mackenzie: Better than the movie.

    Ellie Linton: Yeah, books usually are.

  • Chris Lang: How funny are dogs?