Zombies are cataracts

Burley 2022-05-14 23:06:20

1. TV is not reliable, how important is radio.
2. The toilet is not reliable, how important is the chamber pot.
3. Jiangzhong brand Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets are not reliable, how important are tranquilizers.
4. Knives and guns are unreliable, how important it is to play a good slingshot.
5. The moisture-proof cabinet is unreliable. How important it is to carry a camera with you.
6. High-speed synchronization is unreliable. How important is a flash with high-speed recycling.
7. The long-distance relationship is unreliable, and how unimportant the female fuel injection is.
8. It is really reliable to be able to get on a big ship at a critical time.
9. If you can't get on a big boat, you have to find a small boat.
10. If you can't even get on the boat, marry a studio photographer.
11. The best companion of instant noodles is not ham, but zombie slices.
12. Adrenaline is not a good thing. If you get bitten, don't shoot.
13. In this movie, only the rabbit has no pressure.

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  • Gabi: What are you doing here?

    Michael: I wanted to give your keys back.

    Gabi: My keys?

    Michael: You said you wanted them back.

    Gabi: Yeah, but in the mail.

  • Michael: What's with the forks?

    Harper: Ammunition

    Michael: These belong to Gabi

    Harper: So get her new ones

    Michael: And what she comes back and sees what you did? Then what?

    Harper: I mean seriously, do you really think that when she comes home all that she will care about are the lousy forks?

    Michael: Yeah I believe it. I have to believe it, man, I mean its all I've got!

    Harper: Your breath smells

    Michael: I guess I'm hungry