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Waste the ocean of Lao Tzu!
Augustus 2022-03-20 09:01:41
In Yiwu, Zhejiang, a place where there is only one child, watching a 3D movie costs 80 yuan! I accidentally saw a person's film review before, saying that watching the 3D version of Resident Evil 4 was very cool, so I was moved. I took the opportunity to visit my friends in Zhejiang to watch this movie together, but it made me so fucking depressed! The plot is endless, and the 3D effects are not thrilling. Simply rubbish. The only funny thing about it was that when Miller came out in a steel cage, the guy next to me made me laugh by saying, "He hasn't fucked up yet?" in a Southern accent. And the big villain in that play. Can he be suffocated to death? The first time I died, I forgot to grasp the direction and crashed to death. The second time was even more funny. I detonated a bomb, only to find that the bomb was in my cabin and committed suicide! Depend on! I really don't know whether to be angry or funny about this plot! All in all a rubbish waste of money and time. In the end, it was confirmed that the person who wrote the movie review before was either an idiot or a caregiver, and this time I was miserable!
Extended Reading
Resident Evil: Afterlife quotes
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[last lines]
Jill Valentine: [to her soldiers] Deployment in T-minus 57 seconds. When you hit the deck, you watch your formation. Take no prisoners and shoot to kill. Total enemy numbers are unknown but will include Umbrealla fugitives and prime targets. Claire Redfield, Chris Redfield and Project Alice. So, people, whatever's waiting for you out there, just know one thing: You are gonna be in for the fight of your lives.
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Alice: Why am I not suprised?
Albert Wesker: You weren't too hard to find. Our satellite system is still operational, and there aren't too many people flying now days. Besides, I always knew you would be drawn to your friends. Loyalty - Highly overrated.