when it comes to this, everyone is directed at Uncle Nicolas Cage and some magician, apprentice, some hot-looking beauties, especially the trailers, wow Chinatown Ah, everything is very attractive, so everyone pays to see it.
Facts have proved that if you want to make money by making movies and writing scripts, you should focus on choosing characters and making trailers. Down, anyway, just for entertainment, just for lust.
The routine of watching this kind of movie is basically a man who was originally an embarrassed man who was unable to extricate himself from the hardships of life and met a goddess, whether it was when he was young or when he was old He also saved the world by the way... There are always kind strongmen behind him who help him... Oh, I was thinking on the way back, this world really needs sexual obscenity because everyone is very hard, but we can't have it like this You can't just live in obscenity! ! !
Oh, in fact, the picture is not bad, some of the plots are quite funny, and Uncle Cage, each of these three points has one star... But it's too much, and the ending is too hasty! Everyone in the movie theater felt like they had experienced a rape and rape, and fell into the obscenity of the movie's strong personal heroism routine. Originally there was nothing I could do, but when it was a little cool, the director wiped it off with a tissue to indicate that it was over... I wiped it, and that's it?
After reading it, the impression is not very deep, only the spit points are profound:
1. Yo, the boy who becomes embarrassed when he grows up falls in love with the girl who is still so beautiful when he grows up, and then he makes the stupid mistake that all young people make——Yah Knowing that dating girls all day long is not good enough to study hard! Look at how worried your parents and teachers are! No one has even scolded you, "Fuck me back, hurry up! Are you still learning! Do you still want to live! I have given you my life and you are still learning! You don't want to! I still want to see my daughter-in-law even if I live! What the hell is there if I lose my life!"
2. It is women who destroy the world, women who save the world, and women in the end, who are surrounded by women...
3. An unreliable young man who thinks of a girl, if he is mentioned in the script as the protagonist, he can directly enter the private server and experience invincible state, and all the powerful abilities are thrown at him, making him fool himself. let himself convinced to make their own firm with Niubi
4. villains are always among the strongest most Meng most profound but in the end all of a sudden essentials lunch time Ah Chong faster than anyone else.
5. The director wants to show the emotions of the supporting roles. The two lovers have not seen each other for thousands of years. One of them died, and then the scene ended immediately after being resurrected. Everyone happily took the lunch. Emotional expression? Although Uncle Cage has tried his best to express it with affectionate and sad eyes, use a beautiful necklace to attract everyone's attention and then recall, and
use that Russian nesting doll to reflect... It's really not good, but the script is just given. No idea!
6. After that, I couldn't take it anymore. What's the matter? Such a loving nun dressed as a witch really refreshed everyone's mind, but they are soy sauce! I hate arranging cute soy sauce bottles in movies the most! Why is the next scene "Ya Die! What are you doing! Ah!!!" "Hmph, I just want your abilities, who would want you so much!" How heartbreaking
7. Another cute The soy sauce bottle is a cute Chinese wizard who doesn't say a word--Well, how tall, sexy and charming he looks in front of the male pig's feet, but the skill setting of others is the dragon of the dragon, the one who turns Dongfanghong into watermelon red does not know what to call Dragon(?), oh and yo, if Chinatown is so noisy, the cleaning workers will be so hard, the streamers will be floating in the sky, and the flower-spreading people will be so hard...
8. The magician who is the successor of what is doing magic Teacher... that's so shy... to pay tribute to Mr. Liu Qian...
9. How fragile is the resurrection technique, the female pig's foot in the soy sauce bottle can be disturbed with one foot, and the Egyptian and Southeast Asian (?) The two dead corpses had a fight with soy sauce... That scene made me cry...
10. Oh, as for the idiot of the male lead, is he trying to pretend to be stupid... Hey, hey... The script is so good for continuous bubbles Mei Niu has become an inspirational little brother in the movie version, proving that "learning physical chemistry well and not afraid to travel all over the world" is indeed the truth.
11. Emperor Combo used basic physics to defeat the boss... Then every second of the screen burns money... It's better to burn the money on the female pig's feet that climbs high but is afraid of heights... The people climbed up to interfere with the antenna and made a great contribution... In the end, everyone didn't even know whether she got off the elevator or the slide...
Oh, I don't know, now the movies are so obsessed that it's so embarrassing. ...It's more exciting to change a routine... You're embarrassed to show you with Pirates of Dreams, you...
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