In the haze of this pseudo-mother in power, all the basic feelings, the women have long beards, and the men have no dicks, a group of no longer young men, give the movie theater people a solid dose of hormones, without adulteration Yes, with the smell of man sweat and blood, male hormones.
Look at handsome guys, look at beauties, look at you and me, and you’re crooked, please go around, here are only a group of old men, with the most primitive fists, with the simplest story, with a round of bullets , To beat Brother Chun and brother Zeng, the arena of sisters and foreign sisters into rotten tomatoes.
A true man of iron and blood? Yes, but Brother Chun, please go around. If you don't handle it, you're so fucking off.
If this film can get an Oscar, it is almost as if Zeng Ge can get a Grammy. But is that important? How long have you not seen a movie that can make you feel like a monster, wanting to imitate the actions in a martial arts movie like when you were young? How long have you not seen a movie in Men, make you long in your heart. I want to be like them. I will smash the flat dog bastard with my fist, and use the storm that sweeps everything to calm the evil. How long can you still see this group from video tapes, VCDs, DVDs, to The old guys from the 3D screen all the way, get together?
Even Zhuge Liang can become gay, and even the brotherhood of men can be broken into concubine love. The otaku rotted out a bunch of damp toilet paper and scraps of waste batteries, and they also created a male and female monsters and ghosts. .
Rambo is getting old, and the pier is chasing the plane, and the rapid gasp makes me afraid that he will not be able to catch the plane again.
Times have changed, and the title of a famous car and luxury house banknote has become the only coordinate to prove a successful man. However, many years ago, when we were still dreaming wet dreams to the girl on the TV, and dreaming that we could also have a gratitude and enmity with a shotgun like Brother Ma, what we loved was not this. Just like the girl in the class next door that we have all loved, we are unforgettable and are not such a beautiful stunner, she is just such an ordinary girl, but the shadow walking by the window, a casual look back during exercise, it becomes Memories that can't be erased in a lifetime.
When watching a movie, the boy next door told his girl that the man who gave others tattoos was amazingly handsome when he was young, "Is that old man?!"
Yeah, Mickey Locke is no longer "Love You" In "Nine and a half weeks", the handsome, sexy and unruly teenager who makes people madly snorting nosebleeds. Even Governor Arnold, bald Willis, who is playing soy sauce, tells us from time to time that the folds on their faces tell us that the years are aging.
Stallone, Duflange, Stephen Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Micky Locke, Shangrwinton. What do their names stand for? The standard of the men I used to be obsessed with at the table was as exquisite as a Fahrenheit, but the standard of the men I was obsessed with was such a group of blood-licking beasts, just like the marks of their huge fists, staying there. The era of muscular men rampant in Hollywood, along with our yearning for the strong, and the bruises hit on the face by a certain bastard kid, remained in the painful and vivid yesterday.
Even a second person like King Haibian can enter the house, what can I say, we don’t have awesome parents, we don’t have wealthy relatives, our children drink tainted milk powder, we eat waste oil ourselves, neither of us Knowing if we can earn that ticket before the end of the world, even our only heroes who can only have illusions, have to be transformed into foolish clowns full of misunderstandings? Then in 2012, come on, I hate this world where idiots are in power.
I know Jet Li’s unsatisfactory, I know that maybe life is hard and it’s not just a line, but except that I can use three movie tickets to express my support as much as I can, I can’t do anything, but you have to know that for a For me who have never met Bruce Lee, you are the first Chinese action star in my heart. As for the man who can only be a slave, I am convinced that a slave can never become an upright man.
Who wants to make thankless action movies, Oscar's white eyes, box office loneliness, audience's harshness, film critics' sarcasm, film company's cautiousness. As a result, we will never see such a movie with a knife and a knife, even action movies have to rely on the gimmicks of political suspense to ask for life in the era, hard bridge hard horse movies, rare like South China Tiger. So I love these old guys, not for anything else, for the discs that I have read more than once, for the toy guns that I have collected wildly, for the return of these old men, almost paranoid.
The painful literature and art are fresh, and the disgusting fan art is blown to pieces by the deafening sound of guns and explosions in the cinema. I told my friends in the same industry that it was not a movie that fascinated me, but a complex that was simple and crude, direct and decisive, not indecisive, not circumstantial, straight to the point, and single-handedly kill the bastard to save the world.
Jason Statham beat up a few supporting men for his woman, I guess, the women in the movie theater are probably already wet. I always don't like to read the sissy Red Mansions, but I always like to read the shallow Water Margin. There are such a group of men, they may not be perfect, but it is worth your wait.
Qiao Feng in Tianlong Babu is bloody and unwilling to lose heart, and a group of uncles and uncles are fighting for their lives.
As for the simple plot, simple lines and exaggerated action, I am not a film critic, and Stallone is not a refined fan. On the contrary, what I love is just that pure, violent aesthetics. No, it is clearly the drumbeat of the bloody age. Shattered the already rigid body.
Stallone said that if the movie's box office meets expectations, he will call in more "tough guys" to make a sequel. But even with the sequel, it is not only their group of men who cannot return, but also the bloody era they share with us.
But I still look forward to it. MacArthur said that if the veterans do not die, they will only slowly fade away, and this group of veterans, with almost the last charge, tells the world that the tough guy is not dead.
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