This is used to sour Hollywood, and people who have been brainwashed by Hollywood.

Wade 2022-03-17 09:01:04

On the assembly line of the eight major studios under the unified specifications of the Hollywood screenwriting bible, the story can be completely written by computer.

An ordinary couple with a mediocre life, after experiencing a life-and-death catastrophe, understand that the love between them is the most precious, and rekindle the spark of love...

ok, if your heart has not been ground out Calluses, I can stand this kind of theme. Then you must be able to accept the following plots: In

times of crisis, there is always a master who helps them inexplicably. What is the reason for the chest muscle man?

When a master is operating a computer, he must touch the screen more than once, and he has to turn several circles on the screen when he has nothing to do.

When the protagonists have no move, there must be a person beside them who will come up with a wonderful move to solve the crisis. Here is the taxi driver.

When the protagonist wants to know what is in the flash memory, there must be a reading device around him, this time it is a kindle.

If the flash memory is lost, a bug must be used. Last time was 24 Hours Season 5, remember?

There must be bad guys in the police, and the big bosses must have big secrets.

The bad guy must have stuck a fork in the chicken nugget.

If you grab it, but if you come across it, you're going to shoot.

A life lesson in the front must play a key role in the back, here are one, two, three.

If the count to three is useless, the helicopter must rise from the protagonist's back.

A movie named after ***night must have a happy ending in the morning.

A story that takes place in New York must go to Manhattan and Central Park. It ends at the top of a skyscraper.

After the crisis, when the hero and heroine look at each other, they must be in slow motion + the police lights are swaying back and forth.

The protagonist must not eat a big meal, and then it is the most wonderful to experience and get along with each other in a small restaurant.


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Wait a minute (there's more in the film), are these deja vu scenes making you a little numb?

In fact, these old memes were specially arranged by the director to do an experiment to see if you left after 90 minutes.

As a result, you didn't leave.

After watching the exciting and addicting plot with a numb expression, you are still trying to decipher the meaning of the film. Of course, they have prepared very easy-to-interpret and non-controversial topics for you to generate insights. Behind the story of Yan Fu, there is a truth that has been forgotten by us. It turns out: "The love that supports each other is the most precious", or, "Love after a crisis is still beautiful", etc., and then you will be intoxicated by this insight. some time.

At this point, a Hollywood ceremony is over.

josh klausner enough! tina fey has had enough! Americans have had enough! How stupid does Hollywood still think of us? So the movie was a success. It vents our feelings, let's laugh at the Hollywood handle!

However, why, after watching the old meme so many times, we can still watch it, and no matter how vulgar the plot is, we still have a physical reaction? Are we still nervous, laughing, and crying? Someone in Hollywood has long thought, christopher vogler said, this has to ask Jung, Jung said, it comes from your collective unconscious. You are so cheap. For thousands of years, starting from the Book of Songs, it has been so cheap.

Is it Hollywood's fault? no.

Still, it doesn't stop us from being sour Hollywood. In Thirty rock, tina fey likes to do it all the time. There is a plot, a person hiding under the bed, while the person standing is not paying attention, quietly crawled to the door, tried to escape, and was found halfway through the climb, then he lay on the ground and shrugged and said, "Oh, Hell! That's what works for Ugly Betty."

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Date Night quotes

  • Phil Foster: But you guys are happy!

    Brad Sullivan: No, Phil, we're not.

    Phil Foster: No, no. No, you guys are *really* happy!

    Brad Sullivan: No, Phil, we're really not.

  • Haley Sullivan: And I wanna get it on with three guys at the same time, 'cause I can!

    Claire Foster: Three guys at once? That's a nightmare. That is literally a recurring stress dream that I have. I can only think of jobs for two. Oh, no, I got it.

    Haley Sullivan: Yeah, there's that one.