Isn't it just upside down?

Bridgette 2022-03-17 09:01:04

To state in advance, when I say "okay", I mean that the two young actors in the film are OK, and his father Will Smith is OK. As for this film, it's too much to say that it's garbage, but at least it's a waste of time. .

I have to regret how poor the current screenwriters are. The story of this film is completely familiar to the point of bizarre and outrageous, just reverse the East and the West. In the past, it seemed to be popular that our little Chinese friends went abroad to be bullied and then worked hard to make this kind of inspirational film for foreigners. Why is it that all foreign children come to China to work hard now, as for the final result? It's even more amusing, to actually learn a kung fu and then participate in a martial arts competition, win the championship with a lame leg, and even be convinced by the opponent's fight and directly change the door to become his own junior brother? If it is said that we beat foreign devils in the past because of our obscenity, can it be said that foreign devils care about obscenity? Obviously, you don't understand China's national conditions too much. First of all, don't even think about signing up without a temporary residence permit. Second, it's a miracle that you didn't get killed by the referee. Again, it's a whole lot of Chinese big men watching. How could a little nigger run to China to win the championship or win the national quintessence championship of martial arts? How can you cheer up? It should be a group of scolding idiots and throwing a mineral water bottle, right? It's a little more reliable to change the door, if you don't see the wind and the rudder is strong, you're used to it.

Foreigners' understanding of China is still superficial and symbolic, and the shots of big pants and big baskets show modernization. Many old men and women in the park and courtyards are traditional city life. The Great Wall and the Forbidden City have a long history. What is this all about! I don't know if the big pants are always on fire, I don't know if the large courtyard will be demolished, and even the Gulou area will not be spared. And the knowledge of martial arts is also very scary. Why is the competition venue with the pattern of Tai Chi, and there are Taoist priests and nuns when you climb the mountain? When did Taoism start to represent China in martial arts? Even if the Shaolin Temple goes public, it will open a clinic. You can't pretend that people don't exist anymore. Master Ye's Wing Chun has to be filmed in the prequels. You can't say that you haven't heard it. If it's not good, you should consult Zhang Jizhong's knowledge of martial arts. The work is more experienced.

Their understanding of China is also concentrated on their understanding of women. Please see Meiying in this film, compare the Chinese girl in Chunli Biography and Qiqi in Dragon Ball, and then refer to Lu Yan, you will find that they are So strikingly similar that one would suspect that the trend of cosmetic surgery will change in the future: big pie face, small slit eyes, flat nose bridge, thick lips. It seems that the handsome European and American guy who can often be seen on the street hugging a silly girl is not fooled by others, but a good one. Fortunately, I am missing a very competitive ethnic group in the field of pinching girls.

The last sentence, Big Brother Cheng and Yu Rongguang are blind, are they short of money recently? strangeness……

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The Karate Kid quotes

  • Sherry Parker: So, um, how many students do you have?

    Mr. Han: Including Xiao Dre?

    Sherry Parker: Yeah.

    Mr. Han: One.

  • Mr. Han: You have taught me very important lesson, Xiao Dre. Life will knock us down, but we can choose whether or not to stand back up.