After Argentina was brutally abused by Germany at 4:0, I really wanted to find a movie to vent its grievances, and simply fought the vampires against the wolves and carried the war to the end. Twilight has seen the first two films, and even if countless contemptuous eyes shoot at me and ridicule me for being an imbecile nympho, brainless and naive, pretending to be tender and moving closer to middle school students, I still have to crawl to the cinema and continue to visit the third part: No way, whoever told me to like ghosts Weird movie. After watching it, I suddenly realized: It turned out to be a youth enlightenment education film, and I am overage.
Continuing the previous article, the vampire man and the human woman have gone through untold hardships and finally got engaged. From the very beginning, they were kissing me on the large flower ground: Adward: Marry me!
Bella: No...
two people, oh no, two creatures are playing sweetly, one is holding a book and reading English, the other is hugging and kissing. So Bella said seriously: "I want to take an exam, how can I study for acridine like this?"
Narrator: Students should not date before exams.
Bella came home, and Dad said unhappily, don't just fall in love and alienate your friends acridine, such as Jacob. The subtext is that people treat you well when you are in love, don't be a monk after finishing your fast.
Narrator: Friendship is very important, don't be tied to a tree and hanged.
Bella listened to her father's words and went to visit Jacob, who was disappointed in love. Her boyfriend was jealous and refused to let him go. So he got on the motorcycle and whistled away with Jacob in his arms. Bella asked Jacob what unforgettable love is, do you have it, and Jacob looked at her and said, you know what to ask.
Narrator: Don't sprinkle salt on the wound, and care about friends must be reliable, otherwise it will become a tease.
At the graduation ceremony, the representative of the graduates spoke about their dreams. After a bunch of grand speeches, the sentence "what's my dream now? My answer is 'what the hell?'" drew countless applause. More frankly, it takes more dating and many times, and applause and laughter.
Narrator: Graduating from high school means you can be arrogant, until then you have to be obedient.
A new vampire corps led by Victoria was formed to take revenge on Bella. The Gulen family vampires feared that they would not be able to beat them, so they allied with the werewolves to deal with the enemy. Moreover, the werewolves were specially trained by the vampires to deal with the formidable attackers.
Narrator: Knowing yourself and knowing the enemy is always victorious in a hundred battles. When facing a strong enemy, it is not enough to fight, remember to seek foreign aid, and prepare in advance to understand the opponent's weaknesses. More importantly, don't be racist. Although vampires have a deep hatred with werewolves, it is important to let go of prejudice.
Jacob confessed to Bella again and kissed her, Bella got angry and punched Jacob's face with a right uppercut and nearly broke his hand. After Jacob sent Bella home, Adward was furious and wanted to fight him, but Bella stopped him.
Narrator: When a girl suffers a loss, she has to shout "No," and she should go to a safe place and tell the person you trust the most, instead of resisting. A good girl doesn't fight a bad guy, and other people have supernatural powers, a big wolf, and they might even eat you.
In order to attract vampires, they figured out a way to use Bella's scent to attack the woods together, and use wolf odor to cover up the human scent. As a result, Bella was carried into the woods by Jacob, who was bare-chested. (A group of lewd women began to wipe their saliva while watching...)
Narrator: The sound of the east and the west, waiting for the enemy to come and throw the net.
The vampires were out hunting, leaving Adward and Bella in the same room. The teenage chick couldn't hold back and began to tempt vampires to come to XX, but was stopped. So Adward repeated the old trick and said, marry me, otherwise I won't do it with you, and put up a bunch of theories to prove that he is a "ghost" gentleman. Bella shyly said yes and agreed (Oh my god, a female slut!!) and then the two started kissing and hugging on the bedside... Stop! Stop guessing.
Narrator: Lonely men and widows live in the same room. Being a girl is a real loss. This set of promotions is out of date. Also, the meaning of marriage is to give you a fair and honest reason to do what you want to do (don't think too much of anything, IIA educational films), and you must have a license plate when driving.
The battle is about to start, Jacob escorts Bella up the mountain to camp, and spends the night in the tent with Adward to protect her. The temperature dropped sharply overnight, and Bella was so cold that she was about to die. The fiancé is cold-blooded and in a hurry, so the hot-blooded werewolf Jacob (really, it was windy and snowy outside, he was still there showing off his muscles and topless) began to actively show his advantages: what if you are rich and handsome, Do you have a temperature? Can I be the firewood to keep her warm? Adward was so mad that he had to watch his rival hug Bella for the night (don't think about it, it's just for warmth, doesn't it mean nothing if you don't have clothes on, right? At this time, let me keep warm to accompany the song of Wang Leehom and Peng Ling) Now, the scene is perfect enough, I wrote and directed it~) Then the two men began to tell each other their heartfelt words: If we didn't fall in love with the same woman, or we would become friends.
Narrator: Remind those children who love money and sex to choose a boyfriend who has body temperature. It is too cold to freeze to death at an important juncture. It's a sin for a woman to be too popular. You should always check whether you are too beautiful, too cute, and too cute... It's not a good thing to be Helen by accident. By the way, let's popularize the common sense of physiology class. Hug between two people will generate heat. If the quilt is not enough in cold weather, you can follow suit. Men and women, women, men and men, as long as they are not cold-blooded creatures, it is ok.
One night in the snow, Adward deliberately let Jacob know that he and Bella were engaged before the battle in order to take revenge on his rival. Bella is in a hurry: three missing one, not fun. So I desperately wanted Jacob to calm down and come back. Jacob became angry, and I was going to die to show you. Anyway, you are going to marry and it will rain. The two were twisting and twisting, and Bella came out with the killer: kiss me! So Bella, who was engaged, hooked up with a muscular man who hugged and hugged and kissed. The camera was aimed at the snow-covered mountains and the soft morning light hit the two of them. (cut!) Sending away the satisfied Jacob, Bella turned around and explained to Adward, nothing, just comforting him, I love you more - the eyes that caused resentment, you really think I am transparent, the vampire's body temperature dropped sharply again minus 50 degrees.
Narrator: To stop a good friend from going to death, if he/she is disobedient, kiss him/her, remember, one of the ways to comfort, don't think about it. Also, I love you more proves that my fraternity is not a sin, because there is a comparative existence, your status is above him, rest assured.
The result of the gang fight was, of course, the victory of the coalition forces who were prepared and thoughtful. But when Adward was nearly killed by Victoria and another vampire, Bella used her own blood to distract Adward from defeat.
Narrator: Sacrifice for love if necessary, even if it is your own life.
In the end, it ended in a romantic hug again, and there will be continued filming and commercial gold acquisition.
To sum up this class, the little friends have learned a lot of useful physiological knowledge, self-defense, communication skills, biological reproduction theory and so on. The little girls also experienced a romantic self-entertainment, feminism is very powerful, entertainment comes first, YY is in the end. Aunt Qiong Yao's tragic episode in the United States also brought happiness, which is in line with the nostalgic complex of Chinese people. Werewolves should have won the love of many women, because they are so active in fighting for their love, even if the chance is slim, they have to fight to the end to protect their loved ones from harm. At the same time, the love triangle is carried through to the end, and the love between the monster and the wolf is mixed. I only regret that there is no chance to mix in the fox spirit, Batman, Poison Ivy and the like. The evolution of species has a saying that hybridization will give birth to a powerful next generation, so as long as Bella chooses any species, the future children will be Super Saiyans (it is reported that the fourth part has disclosed).
All are women, don't blame me for being vicious. This kind of novel, which I have read thoroughly in junior high school, is actually no better than a TV such as Huanzhuge's affectionate and deep rain.
Finally, a wicked spoiler: Not only do Adward and Bella get married and have a baby girl (invincible hybrid), Bella also becomes a vampire. Jacob and Bella's daughter is getting better =__=!! This family's relationship has always been so chaotic, alas!
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