MONTHERFUCKER

Lee 2022-01-25 08:07:05

I don't know why I watched this movie with enthusiasm. A second-hand killer gave up his murder career for his girlfriend, was poisoned, and then chased after him. In the end, the whole city was full of uproar, no one knew it, no one knew it, and it was very enjoyable.

No nonsense love is as enjoyable as a FUCK. The public show of the two in Chinatown made my adrenaline rise several points.

Survival is more important than anything else, as long as the heart is still beating.

Looks better than Rage 2, really, I like this poster too.

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Extended Reading
  • Bryce 2022-03-15 09:01:03

    I'm thirsty, drink Red Bull, I'm sleepy and tired, I want to drink Red Bull

  • Hans 2022-04-20 09:01:26

    Occasionally cult, occasionally bursting combat effectiveness

Crank quotes

  • Chev Chelios: [hears Orlando's voice from Asian man in elevator] Orlando?

    Orlando: You a persistent motherfucker, Chev Chelios. I'll give you that. They pop you and you just keep getting up?

    Chev Chelios: I'm the Terminator.

  • Chev Chelios: [aims his finger like a gun at Carlito's head] Not so fast, motherfucker.

    Verona: [laughs] He's gone dipsy-doodle, yo.

    [moves his finger at Verona]

    Verona: Yeah, whatever, psycho.

    Carlito: I'm afraid the Houdini act is over, my friend.

    Chev Chelios: Boosh.

    [shoots Carlito's bodyguard in the head]

    Verona: Our Father, who art in heaven...

    Carlito: Shut up, Verona!

    Don Kim: [from behind Chev] So this is how it is?

    Carlito: It's Don Kim! You're supposed to be dead!

    Chev Chelios: Presto.