This is a movie for lovers of Greek mythology

Elliot 2022-03-21 09:01:32

Such as the title, time is limited, quickly vomit and finish.
In chronological order:

1. When Zeus said "your son" to Poseidon, I wondered which son it was. Unexpectedly, Poseidon's reaction seems to be as if he has only one son... Lord Sea King, do you remember the, oh no, the Cyclops of the Sicilian Sea by the Daming Lake?

2. Poseidon's son turned out to be a handsome human boy, this This goes against common sense. His weird bloodline... With so many sons, which is a normal human type?

3. I'm too lazy to talk about Zeus's IQ, and I don't care how many Protoss children in the camp, how can I insist on a little handsome guy who doesn't even know his own background and superpowers, just find fault.

4. Athena actually has a daughter...the most speechless, this is a model representative of a virgin! Of course, it is not ruled out that this daughter was born through asexual reproduction. After all, it is of Athena's blood. After splitting a tumor on her head and thigh, she jumped out wearing armor... But in this case, she should be full of gods, not half-hearted. Amazing...

5. The son of Hermes, who is so well-dressed and well-mannered, is so powerful that he is the captain of a demigod team. At first glance, he knows that there must be something weird, and he doesn't think about his father's criminal record... When Zeus and Poseidon were torn on the rooftop, I wanted to ask him if he had ever suspected that Hermes was here...

6. Medusa, the poor cannon fodder, was resurrected again and photographed again Mirror, his head was cut off again, and his head was used again by others, but this time, why didn't the Pegasus jump out?

7. Most of the plot turns out to be looking for beads... Little handsome boy, aren't you going to explain, why do you bring so many people, not to mention that you still have to deal with the battle of the sky and sea on Zeus' side, why are all your thoughts only on your mother? .

8. The conspiracy of the son of Hermes is really incomprehensible. Even if you succeed in the development of the King of the Sea, why should it be your turn to be the boss? In this generation of gods, you can't even beat a newly awakened son of Poseidon. There are twelve main gods on it. Are you sure you can beat the son of the god of war, the son of the sun god?

9. The scene in the Olympus conference hall is really handsome, and the descendants of the Titan gods are tall as they should be. But that dialogue is too idiotic, Zeus, you were so firm that the little handsome guy stole it. The little handsome guy just said that the captain stole it, but he didn't take any evidence, and you believed it. This kind of IQ...Aren't you afraid that the eleven brothers, sisters, sons and daughters around you will laugh at you...

10. Since it's 9, make up for it... Poseidon is really a model of the gods. So steady, generous, kind from beginning to end...

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Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief quotes

  • Percy Jackson: Oh, I wish I could spend all day underwater instead of this place.

    Grover: Right. It's like High School without the musical.

  • Medusa: [When she meets Annabeth & the Hysterical Woman] Well, *this* is a fabulous surprise.