Hi, descendants of apes who call themselves humans, how are you?

Tia 2022-03-20 09:01:26

I thought about a title and thought about it for 10 minutes. Maybe this is more reliable. With the earth's earthquakes one after another and another apocalyptic day approaching, on this 421 day when the whole country mourns the Yushu earthquake, write the following words :

This is not a sci-fi film. The director's thinking is very similar to mine. I call it the extreme thinking method, which is what ordinary people call paranoid, obsessive, neurotic and so on... The mentally handicapped children are more joyful...

How can a work, a human work, make everyone feel the same? There is no better way than to let the earth finish, and then you will find how ridiculous the fight between people is. The end of the earth may be like the stock market, if you say the limit is down, it may be like your house being demolished , you hit the soy sauce, the roof is gone. The reason why I like Avatar is not because of anti-war, stunts, or dazzling graphics, but because he is full of reflections on the destruction of the natural environment by human beings! And in the film Soldier, which also claims to protect the environment, I only see Jackie Chan constantly overpowering one small sapling! Humans have turned all natural resources into dead things! Not decomposable, without nutrition, poisoning plants and animals, drinking poison to quench thirst, and committing suicide. The earth may not perish because it can't stop the cosmic highway, but now that human beings are struggling like this, perishing is inevitable. It is not human beings that perish, but the earth's resources! And all the creatures that live on the earth by natural resources!

I only hope that new species can grow in plastic in the future. I hope they can drink various chemical reagents to maintain life, survive by eating concrete, and can excrete all natural plants, such as a ginkgo tree seed!

My paranoid thinking is like a director. When I am in pain, I will put myself in the long river of human beings, and my pain will become a joke. But how long have humans survived? Scientists say that it has been 3 million years, and religions say that we are only more than 2,000 years old. I also want to build the most intelligent computer in the world and ask him, how many years have we humans existed? How many years will it continue to exist? I think I made answer computer may not be 42, but 0101010101001010101010101010101010101010101010101010010101010101010101010101010101010101010100101010101010101010101010101010101010101001010101010101010101010101010101010101010010101010101010101010101010101 ......

Hey, claiming to be descendants of the human ape-man, are you okay? I just say hello... just like the movie, say hello nonsense.

This movie is very simple. The author uses his extreme thinking method to simplify the problem. The laws, regulations and regimes are a planet. The two most intelligent people in the world master it. As intelligent higher creatures, they create order. This kind of thing, everything has a law to follow, they can act recklessly under the order they set up, of course, they can keep improving the order! The order thing is that someone kidnapped their president, so they have to kill the kidnapper to save the president! But they don't care who kidnapped the president! No matter why he kidnapped the president! Anyway, they must have a conspiracy! Even if the president himself kidnapped himself! Don't ask why, don't ask right or wrong, simple and rude, if you are found guilty, you must die. This question is like the way humans deal with the nuclear issue. Whether it is, I promise not to be the first to use nuclear weapons, or you do not promise to not be the first to use nuclear weapons. Does that make any difference? When you talk about destroying nuclear weapons! He really makes sense!

Religion is a planet, he puts all his hopes on God, they believe that the universe was created by a strange creature! They hope they can give them handkerchiefs, and under religion, is a cult, hallelujah...a pointless sneeze, and then wipe the nose with the turban in front. Gathering together for meaningless singing, after losing the battle with the government power, they huddled together and lingered on, and religion was as empty as the pope's eyes.

What is the original intention of human making computers? The joke is like the smartest computer in the world has been watching TV! Hey, descendants of apes who call themselves humans, what are you doing with your computer?


When Arthur was trapped on a planet by himself, he said:
"I'm trapped on this damn planet alone, with a robot suffering from depression!"

Robot Marvin replied: "You thought it was only you. Are you in trouble? What would you think if you were a depressed robot?"

This is human, selfishness is his nature, he will always think about himself, hey, ape-man who calls himself human Descendants, how are you? We are only descendants of apes, and it is our nature to plunder! This is enough to destroy the earth! We will never learn to treat all species on our planet as equals the way the Nami did! We will never be united! We are just protecting ourselves! Protect your home! Protect the country! Protect humanity! But never protect the earth! Isn't human beings already thinking about how to protect the earth? In fact, the earth has nothing to do with human beings... If human beings perish, the earth will live better! If rats ruled the earth, the earth would be better than it is now!

When you're told that you're just a program in a mouse's computer, do you say like Arthur, as if that's the case, no wonder I've always thought I've been weird all my life? I always feel that there is a huge and sinister power shrouding me! And then you're told, it's just your paranoia! Arthur is brought to the mouse, and the mouse wants to get the program in his mind! Rats have wisdom and weapons, but they are not as powerful as humans!

Humanity has triumphed again! Arthur, he is the hero of mankind! He defended the homeland of mankind! He protected the earth from falling into the hands of rats! What a beautiful world! Long live humanity!

And I, like the author of this book, is like the robot Marvin, with a big head that I think is useless, maybe one day, like Marvin, I can use it to influence some people!

Hi, descendants of apes who call themselves humans, how are you?

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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy quotes

  • Ford: You're looking for the Ultimate Question.

    Zaphod: Yep.

    Ford: You.

    Zaphod: Me.

    Ford: Why?

    Zaphod: No, I tried that: Why? 42. Doesn't work.

  • Title card: For Douglas.