Battle of the Holy Cloth

Ayden 2022-03-18 09:01:02

Long, long ago, the age of the gods ruled. Wearing a platinum (???) holy garment with a wrinkled face, Zeus, who is neither beautiful nor sensual, rules the heavens. The attendees included Apollo, the sun god who did not visit all day in golden holy clothes, and Athena, the god of war who should have been wearing holy clothes, of course, his wife Hera, and perhaps Artemis. But it is estimated that they have nothing to talk about. It is not that people naturally have no life. The ideal is to see which one has beautiful women and which one has handsome guys. Sometimes when I get bored, I call my brother up, such as Hades, the also unbeautiful king of the underworld.

One day, Hades found that someone had pulled down the statue of his brother Zeus by the sea, a small universe ignited in his heart, and his seventh sense instantly improved! Of course, he hadn't reached the eighth sense yet, because he wasn't in the underworld at that time, so he didn't need the eighth sense. His burning little universe thought, I have to tell my brother about this, let him fight these damn people, so his power will be weakened, then I will pretend to help him and release the underworld The sea monster, he will definitely thank me, and I can take the opportunity to ask him for a new holy garment and take off this damn black robe.

When he said what he said, he immediately rushed to the heaven and held a small meeting with Zeus and his relatives to express himself. Zeus saw through his brother's conspiracy to change the holy clothes at a glance, and thought to himself, do you think the holy clothes of the heavens are something you can wear casually? Just wanted to send Hades away. But he thought about it again, and yes, these little things seem to be less and less respectful of me, and they even want to hurt me without giving face to their wives who dote on them. Do give them some color to see. So let Hades go to the ground and teach the little things a lesson.

Hades came to Argos, and found that the queen there was speaking ill of God, and she even praised his daughter who looked so ordinary, "even God would be ashamed to see it"! The little universe in my heart is burning again! What does she think of the beauty gods in the heavens! So the queen was turned into a dead old woman. At the same time, he also discovered that a small fisherman who was rescued by Argos was actually his nephew! This nephew, tsk tsk, looks quite handsome and exudes a youthful air, and Hadiston became jealous. He said angrily, "You little people are actually disrespectful to the gods and me, and the fate of annoyed gods is tragic!" so on and so forth. I limit you to betroth this beautiful (not self-proclaimed) princess to my sea monster within 10 days, or I will release the sea monster and eat you all! !

So Perseus set out, he wanted to kill the sea monster to protect the princess, and set foot on the myth, the only way to become a hero. The soldiers in the entourage include several old men, a novice, and two brothers hunters. There is also a beautiful woman - Io. Maybe not the white cow Io.

A few bronze saints were walking on the top of the hill, walking, walking, and it was hard to live without a car. I don't know how many days they walked - not more than 10 days anyway, because they passed a forest when they were 4 days away from the sea monster's residence. In the forest, Perseus picked up the sword that his old bean threw to him, and also met the Pegasus sent by his old bean. Sure enough, the father and son are deeply in love, and Zeus still can't bear his son. Black Pegasus, why not white? Seiya is a white Pegasus. Ahhh, sorry for passing through. But Perseus, like other heroes, had a high self-esteem and refused to use Zeus's sword, so he threw it to a veteran, and the dark horse was scared away. It was none other than the one who scare it away, it was the non-biological father of Perseus who was pulled up from the underworld by Hades, Mr. Unknown. At the same time, he also obtained Hades' divine power to snipe Perseus.

Enemies are very jealous when they meet each other. The crackling woke up the big scorpion that had been living in the desert. The scorpions are angry, MD, the labor and management are living well, why are you messing around? They attacked in groups and fought with Perseus and the others. Both sides suffered casualties, and the unknown gentleman also fled with injuries. At this time, several immortal wooden men who were called (not self-proclaimed) masters of the desert appeared. They helped Perseus, tamed the scorpions, and turned them into vehicles. Putting up a small house and sitting a few people on it is so uncomfortable! !

But they still don't know how to kill sea monsters, because it is said (God said) that mortals can't kill sea monsters. So they ask three hungry but kind aunts who share one eye how to kill the sea monster. The three aunts told him very kindly - with Medusa's eyes, all living things can be petrified, and sea monsters are no exception. At the same time, he also told him a piece of news: Perseus was predicted to die on the way to kill the sea monster. However, the attached one was despised by Perseus. As a demigod, although he is a bronze saint, his small universe has reached the seventh sense, and he naturally ignores the weirdness of the little minions. inner.

To kill Medusa, you have to cross the River Styx. The Styx is not something that can be crossed casually, only the dead can cross it, and they know that Caron is not a vegetarian and is very greedy for money. There are so many of them, and the shipping costs are a lot. But it's more urgent to go out, what should I do if I don't bring money? Perseus was secretly anxious. At this time, his father Zeus knew (as expected, his father knew his son's heart the most~~), and sent him a big gold coin. Impressed by Perseus, he trotted with his followers to the Styx. With a wave of his hand, the wooden man threw the big gold coin out, and hit a lot of water floats on the river (what a skill!)

Money is power! Hearing Qian's voice, Caron appeared and took a group of people to the other side of the Styx.

According to legend, the temple of Medusa arrived, and Io couldn't enter because of the curse, so a few elders went in with weapons. Medusa is the legendary beauty (what the gods said) woman who fascinated the gods. When she offended the goddess (I won't say who it is, it's the goddess anyway), she was cursed to become a monster full of snake hair. Any man who looked at her would be petrified to death. Faced with such a beauty, but unable to make eye contact with her, it is conceivable that men are under a lot of pressure, and they have to kill her without looking at her. what to do! Think about the purple dragon, the blind stripper, the explosion of Perseus RP, and the burning of the small universe! ! Rise to the eighth sense! ! ! Cut off Medusa's head! ! !

The road to victory is ahead! Perseus came out happily holding Medusa's head and wanted to announce the good news to Io, only to find that his non-biological father came first and killed Io. Perseus was so grief-stricken that he picked up the sword that Zeus had given him, and stabbed to death his non-biological father, Mr. Unknown.

Perseus rides the Black Pegasus Saint Seiya. Ah, sorry, Kurotenma, I rushed back to Argos City. There is a riot in the city, and a lunatic is inciting the residents to kill the princess to appease the wrath of the gods. The sea monster was about to move, and it had stretched out its n tentacles from the sea level and swam quickly towards Argos City. Perseus was furious and rushed to the top of the castle at the fastest speed. At the place where the princess was hanging, he held Medusa's head and waited for the sea monster to show his face. At a critical moment, one step away from becoming a hero, he will successfully save the princess and the people, and the Perseus microcosm is burning.

I think he must have been very nervous at the time. You know, sea monsters are all weird and weird. Eight legs and nine legs are not surprising, and eight eyes and nine eyes are naturally normal. So, if this sea monster has no eyes, it is not unreasonable. Do you have eyes? What if I have no eyes? An eyeless sea monster with a bloody mouth, facing Perseus who was holding Medusa's head dumbly? ?

Perseus watched the sea monster's head slowly rise, and his two small eyes looked at Perseus - Medusa in his hand. Oh, too unfortunate, or too lucky, it has eyes! ! ! So, as one wishes, it turned into stone. Thus Perseus saved the princess, the city and the people of Argos. Hades' attempt to change the holy clothes failed, and Perseus used the sword to drive him back to the underworld. It seems that within a few hundred years, he will wear that old black robe and be with the dead.

In this way, Zeus made his son a hero without spending a piece of holy clothing, and everyone was happy. He sent Io to Perseus, and the two lived happily ever after.

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  • Burdette 2022-03-23 09:01:21

    Actually, I don’t deserve three stars at all, but I’m in a good mood recently, so give me more...

  • Fredy 2021-10-20 19:02:56

    I changed the name of a bosom friend for himself. "The executive was a rapist, but his illegitimate son refused to be a civil servant."

Clash of the Titans quotes

  • Zeus: [about Perseus] Have I heard his prayers? This son holds no love for me!

  • Hades: You are specks of dust beneath our fingernails. Your very breath is a gift from Olympus. You have insulted powers beyond your comprehension.