2. There is no small ten-minute advertisement before, and it cuts to the title directly. From this point of view, it is quite enjoyable. Wow, the universe galaxy, the universe composed of various chemical elements is beautifully flashing with strange brilliance, and the 3D effect is the best and most essential part, in the description of the first half-minute, so you don't care about their previous introduction. , your eyes must withstand the dust of the universe, and you will lose a dollar by looking at the subtitles!
3. The protagonist of Ku Da and Chou Shen appears, and the look of the short muscle skirt makes people feel like the atmosphere of "Gladiator". They were all dressed so conveniently in ancient times, no wonder all the relatives before the gods were who had sex with whom, and then who had sex on their backs.
4. In the jungle, Perseus felt that there was a shiny rectangular object deep in the grass! So excited, he stepped forward, raised one hand, wow, moonlight treasure box! At this time, I saw Qi Liangliang's golden light, and the rectangular object suddenly became longer, wow, Dinghai Shenzhen! He shook his hand, oh, it turned out to be an adult sword! He looked back in puzzlement, and it turned out that this was the Zeus royal weapon arranged for him by people familiar with the relevant departments accompanying him. He refused to use it, dumped it to those in the know, and left.
5. Rich people feel that they are not someone. When their proud mother gets sick, they kill their daughter. Lord Pluto picked up a stubble and said, "Okay, then let your daughter become the Dragon King, or you will be wiped out one by one."
6. We don’t know why God’s process of pregnancy and childbirth is so quick and easy. We haven’t seen sperm and egg combined with mitosis, and the child has already come out.
7. Your mother was seduced and raped by your father. When you caught the rape in bed, your father fled and your mother was executed. You were born and escaped death. Perseus listened to his life experience, his scalp was cold to his heels, and he decided not to smile for 118 minutes in this film, and then he successfully completed the role of such a lone hero.
8. Pluto went to the basement and instigated a bumpy man who had been trapped there for many years with the same numbness in his brain. He said, I will pass you the Jiuyin Mantra, you will help me destroy Perseus, and I will take you with me. Help you kill Zeus. The brainless man doesn't have a long brain, so it's done. Then go find fault.
9. In order to prevent the princess from being an offering, Perseus embarked on a circuitous road to save the country.
10. He has to go through hardships and obstacles. Although we all know that he will definitely succeed in the end, that the people around him probably have nothing to save, that there are many difficulties, and most of them have special effects, we are still surprised that there is a big scorpion. The charter thing. . . .
11. In the desert, the Naohui man beat a group of people, one of his hands was cut off, blood bleeds all over the place, and he ran away. Perseus is the protagonist, he wants to be heroic, so he said, let's chase! After chasing all the way to a place similar to the ruins of Yuanmingyuan, there was a howl in the distance, what howl? Big scorpion, how big is it? Made for a Jurassic Park model. Well, at this time the team has an opinion. A public opinion representative said to the protagonist: Let you chase! The big scorpion broke the sound barrier like a god six. The others fought desperately for a while, and finally destroyed the big scorpion.
12. As we all know, if the protagonist is going to die, new characters must appear. What new role? The mummy is back!
13. A Terminator-like mummy stepped forward and said, although I changed my blue light bulb eyes, and the costumes and props were borrowed from the previous plays, are you afraid of me? Actually, I want to cooperate with you, let's see if we can become a strategic partner? Everyone nodded, so they joined forces!
14. The mummy used a big scorpion like half a football field as a caravan, and hung a sign on the scorpion's tail that read: 10 yuan for a group photo, 50 yuan for a ride around the field. Group purchase price is more favorable! "Then proceed to Styx smoothly.
15. Plants vs. Zombies in Styx told Perseus, you go to Medusa, she can petrify monsters.
16. Zeus persuaded his son that you should not go. I found you a job as a civil servant. It is stable and harmonious. The key is that there are not so many shitty things about the people. You go to Lijiang to relax, and then come back to join the job. Bar. Perseus resolutely refused. Zeus shook his head, threw a gold coin to Perseus, read a sentence of jackfruit, and disappeared.
17. The climax of the film naturally appeared in saving the big girl Andromeda. It’s time to work hard, from flying around like playing Quidditch, but actually trying to grab a tip, to the moment of life and death, the monster will never stop howling and bite until the protagonist shows his trump card, everything is like this Life is on the line, so imminent, so just right.
18. In the end, the princess asked him to be the king. He clenched his masseter muscles deeply and refused, saying that I was going to be an ordinary person, then turned around and rode his horse and flew away. Princess 囧囧 looked at his distant back with awe, and disappeared into the rays of light.
19. In the end, Zeus gave his son a happy gift package. A lightning bolt shot straight from the sky to the top of the mountain, splitting the clouds and stirring, and the figure of a woman gradually emerged. Yes, he just gave his son a daughter-in-law. The guest officer asked, didn't this woman actually die last season? That's right, but the lord has a peach in his hand, so giving her a drop of blood is not a big problem!
20. The last, the last, give the last long shot, cut the persistent eyes of the male pig's feet, and then cut the hot skin of the female pig's feet, and gradually zoom out to shoot the entire mountain, a man and a woman are running indulgently in the mountains and clouds, Behind this big eagle with wings? No, it's Malaysia, the Year of the Horse is approaching, and The Heroes of the Horse have walked happily in the rivers and lakes since then, leaving behind one after another legend of just be a man.
From the perspective of visual effects, we feel that the 3D effect is of little significance, but if it is made into a 3D gimmick, it can occupy the top spot at the box office. Then the art gives way, the business. The picture that challenges your imagination may mainly rely on the shocking sound equipment, and the picture that really moves you seems to stay in the 5 seconds when Perseus' adoptive father sank to the bottom of the sea and Perseus was unable to save it. We have seen a Zeus who is gentle and playful like an alpaca, a Perseus who speaks with Teacher Tong and has a serious Oedipus plot, an Io who is similar to a Bond girl, and one after another wrapped in gorgeous digital coats. Dancing soldiers. It can be said that this is a movie like a game, only the strategy has no script, only the fighting has no content, and the final success comes from the spiritual compensation in exchange for time and point cards. But this picture is enough to make you feel that it is worth the money. How touching storyline do you have to him to give you? Nowadays, even literary films have almost no stories to tell. . .
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