Mr. Salman of the World and Mr. Mascot

Aida 2022-03-20 09:02:59

You're in your early thirties, single, broke, unemployed, sloppy, and cornered.
The elder brother who bullied you all his life and didn't get along with each other went to war for a year and a half.
Sister-in-law is always tired, choked, desperate and nervous. The house was a mess, and the war news was endlessly on the TV.
How bad is this?
Wait a minute, it's not over yet, there are two nephews who are like little devils.

You are the little guy, the so-called LOSER. Good-hearted people everywhere in the world.
But you are the little guy in the movie, the frustrated person in the American movie, your lifeline can't be like the breakfast mother-in-law who has lived in the same house for four generations downstairs, always at a low altitude. By extension, you must have a turning point - a good turning point soars into the sky, Jin Kelly staged a "Mr. Good", and the person who gives roses eventually becomes a fragrant concubine. "American Beauty", which is more difficult, Kevin, who asked you to use a mouse to break through people's tacit and perfunctory life chaos, and still pretend that he is a moral saint without guarding against the world?

You, Salman, have been brought in by a mother who is always talking about calm, cumbersome, and enthusiastic, a sister-in-law who has only met once at the wedding, with children, neither mother nor you know that the sister-in-law's despair and confusion have long since condensed into something that will never fall. Tears were in her eyes and on the screen of the movie. If you didn't wake up at night and heard the faint sound of comforting gasps from the crack of your sister-in-law's hidden door, you would have been in your heart as much as your blue mascot overalls suit. Dry skin.

Your new job is to go to the roadside handing out flyers in blue humanoid overalls, and you, Salman, are no longer Salman, but two in one, the blue mascot (Kabluey) and your own coexist. The camera cuts between the big head of the mascot and your face at times.

The mascot is the same sky blue as that Haibao, but it lacks the smug curly hair and the perpetually excited big eyes. It stands at the junction of the roadside fertile fields and the light blue sky with its big head hanging down. On the top, like a bean sprout that has grown too large accidentally, the depressed, silent and clumsy pestle is there.

The camera cuts to you, Salman's face is the face of a frustrated man in his 30s, stuffed in the big head of the blue mascot, his face begins to sag and droop, revealing an unfavorable color, and there is only a little bit of youth on the tail that has not receded. Disdain and questioning of the world. The young and frivolous thugs on the street who are just as idle as you used to appreciate your can of beer. You can't open it by squeezing and colliding with the mascot's thick and clumsy hands--I think of the beginning of the drama "Secret Love in Peach Blossom Land", when the fisherman returns home, Seeing that Chunhua and Boss Yuan are toasting and flirting with each other in front of their own face, they are not timid. They want to open the bottle to drink alone, but they can't open the wooden cork of the wine bottle. The derailed marginal person, LOSER, has always been abandoned, neglected, and regarded as waste by all the big trends before they can shake their heads. Unlike the fisherman who found himself cracking after the tiger fell, you, Salman, stretched out a finger to unzip the tight zipper, and stuck your hand out of the crotch of the mascot's body. Difficult and cheerful Reaching out to the beer, he didn't have time to take into account the shame and said nothing, opened the can with a "bang" and drank heavily, letting the beer foam that sputtered spray your face.
Later, Mr. Blue Mascot went to Mrs. certain's house party and saw two nephews who cursed to kill you, standing at the garden gate with their hands down, squinting against the sun, leaning against each other and looking at the mascot from a distance Sir, the little boy's arms are twisted together like naive silkworms, you, Mr. Salman walked up to them with the same naive steps under the cheers of the surrounding children and hugged the nephew who was going to kill you, and then the little boy. The little boy dragged Mr. Mascot's hand and told me that my father was a soldier. When all the other children ran to the party's new favorite, the little boy dragged Mr. Mascot's hand hesitantly, and couldn't bear it. leave. Then they attached to the glass forensic you, peel skins from Mr. mascot, one small problem from day to discuss the two brothers hesitated before going to bed only to send representatives to summon the courage to ask Mr. Salman:
? CAN YOU FLY
you have three In his early teens, single, bankrupt, unemployed, sloppy, and cornered.
How can you fly? - Mr. Salman said, I'm just here to protect you.

Mr. Salman is just trying to make everything better, to save his sister-in-law who had an affair, and he just uses the most outrageous method of catching an adulterer in bed. The sister-in-law, who has just gotten a little nourishment from the shriveled half-widow, emphasizes to you over and over again, or Self persuasion: I LOVE YOUR BROTHER I LOVE YOUR BROTHER I LOVE YOUR BROTHER
The older brother who bullied you all his life and didn’t get along with each other came back from a fight, everything went back to the American family American movie looks beautiful, Mr. Salman, against the light You didn't even see the silhouette of the brother who just opened the door and kissed his wife. You glanced on the wall with a blank face at the group photo that you didn't like to see each other when you were young, but your two nephews were clasped tightly in your hands. The hero's nephew. I also know that this is enough.
As for Mr. Mascot, he was already content to lay down in the trash can. The woman sweeping garbage, the woman who screamed loudly every time she drove by the mascot, touched Mr. Mascot's lifeless blue arm unwillingly, the regret and smile flashed on her cheek far more than sullen, she glanced in disbelief. The sky is very blue.

A little bit of innocence of the director (male protagonist, Mr. Salman) is that after the story of the film is over and before the subtitles are released, the mascot on the garbage dump comes to life first, and just like the little nephew hoped, it will fly into the sky and become a reality. Ultraman has become a dynamic superman, an online game has become an elves of cartoons - do you think this is about innocence? grow? America? society? Is it human? ——The director's last bit of innocence is that he may indirectly tell us that Haibao also has hope.

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Kabluey quotes

  • Kathleen: Do you suffocate?

  • Cameron: I am going to kill you.