Accidentally well-made dog-blooded girl romance

Kennedy 2022-03-21 09:01:21

In fact, according to my age and my passion for vampire movies (I mean orthodox vampires, the systematic kind), this film is not even worth one star, but why am I giving it four stars?
Because I'm not like the countless one-star reviewers who have to treat KFC's fried chicken with French energy.
Please, this film is made for so-called girls (you guys from 90 years ago are no longer in this category), what are they? They are a group of little animals who are indulging in fantasy, hoping that they are surrounded by different types of handsome guys, and they are just small animals that completely succumb to their own hormones! !
So, everyone like me, the ggjj of the post-80s generation, please, don’t be bitter, it’s just that you have to sit in the movie theater and get sullen, and you have to catch Bella after she loves it again and again. The other result of the ambiguity is to pick the rich one, to say why you don't scream when Edward's gloomy Yao Ming face and gleaming shriveled body appear, or when Jacob rips his clothes to reveal his 8-pack abs Letting your mouth drool, or crying bitterly when Bella was dumped or the werewolf spare tire finally left in despair, the answer is actually very simple, you (or we) have passed the age.
The whole of this film, including the separation and reunion that was criticized as the reappearance of Qiong Yao, those who were regarded as bloody and boring, secretly sad and lonely, and even the triangular ambiguity of two men and one woman, until the person he loved did not love him, Or I actually fall in love with two people but still can abandon the other's affection for one, all of which are taken for those little girls who have never experienced these feelings. For those of us who have already been tempered and made ourselves into philistines For those who are strong and realistic enough to only care about the house, the so-called juvenile love has long been a childish toy, and has been thrown into the garbage heap of memory by us.
So, if you can look around boredly while waiting impatiently for Bella to tell the story of loneliness, you can keep looking for bugs and jokes, or look down for popcorn when Edward leaves or Jacobs gets rejected , or, like me, if you are very indifferent to the male pig's feet and hope that he will get out of the way, in fact, you can be more tolerant of this film. Just imagine if you would be so serious if you watched Xiyangyang and Big Big Wolf? Yes, it's not an age class thing at all.
Therefore, I give the film 4 stars, because it is beautifully shot, the scenery is good, and the identity of the male No. 2 spare tire can resonate a little with the pain of my teenager (again, I feel that it is not easy to be a spare tire), see also One more star on the face of the pretty alice. . . .

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The Twilight Saga: New Moon quotes

  • Bella Swan: [after Jacob gets off of the phone with Edward] Who was that?

    Jacob Black: He's always in the way.

  • Emily: So... You're the vampire girl...

    Bella Swan: ...So you're the wolf girl.

    Emily: Guess so. Well- I'm engaged to one.