Of all myths, Greek mythology is my favorite, so it's a must-see movie, but I didn't expect it to be so copycat.
Would Poseidon, the god of the sea, see such an ugly woman?
The gods dressed like Roman warriors?
The male and female protagonists don't need stars, but also use something good-looking?
The plot is too fucking much, the
ending is too boring
and it's just the main character's name, Percy? Better call Pussy!
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