PUSSY! Good name

Mustafa 2022-03-20 09:01:27

This movie is really speechless. After thinking about it for a long time, I can only use the word "shanzhai" to describe it.

Of all myths, Greek mythology is my favorite, so it's a must-see movie, but I didn't expect it to be so copycat.

Would Poseidon, the god of the sea, see such an ugly woman?
The gods dressed like Roman warriors?
The male and female protagonists don't need stars, but also use something good-looking?
The plot is too fucking much, the
ending is too boring

and it's just the main character's name, Percy? Better call Pussy!

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Extended Reading
  • Aletha 2022-03-25 09:01:06

    Harry Potter + The Chronicles of Narnia. Effects are not bad. There are some bugs. The plot, search + fight monsters + rescue, this kind of thing has been smashed.

  • Thaddeus 2021-12-31 08:01:15

    Although the plot is a little bit bloody, but there are no special effects. I said the fourth star is for my Xiao Zhengtai.

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief quotes

  • Grover: So, uh, Perce... what do you remember?

    Percy Jackson: Some crazy dream. I don't know. There was a monster. My mon was there. Well- well, you were there, too, but you were some weird hybrid, man-goat *thing*! Woah!

    Grover: Yeah. The politically correct term is Satyr.

  • Grover: [the Ferryman just burned the money he gave him] That was a Hundred and Seventy dollars!

    Percy Jackson: Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. The drachma. The drachma!

    [Percy give the Ferryman the drachmas]

    Ferryman: Climb aboard.

    Grover: Thanks for telling me, man, you're burning money. We're in a recession. That's treason.