Oh, Alice who sells opium

Alvina 2022-03-20 09:01:11

First statement: I haven't read the original work, I haven't watched the last movie.

Fortunately, there is no need to watch a movie in a small place, otherwise I really want to choke the ticket seller.

The advertisement is so big, the film is so rubbish.

Anne Hathaway became so terrible for Mao.

The big-headed red queen should have killed her a long time ago.

In addition, those animals are clearly messing up.

In fact, many people have not noticed that there is something about this film that reminds me of "Harry Potter".

It was the voice of Absolute, the blue caterpillar, speaking in a tone that always threatened Harry, and I was reminded of the somber Professor Snape.

To say that there are really no bright spots, if the Red queen gives hatter an SM or something, I can still add three stars.

Oh! The last thing that happened to me was that ALice was going to China to sell opium! Cock (Cantonese)! This really hit me, just like the audience.

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Alice in Wonderland quotes

  • Alice Kingsley: I'm sorry, Hamish. I can't marry you. You're not the right man for me. And there's that trouble with your digestion.

    [Alice walks over to her sister]

    Alice Kingsley: I love you, Margaret, but this is my life. I'll decide what to do with it.

    [Alice turns to Lowell, meeting his sour look with a stern glare]

    Alice Kingsley: You're lucky to have my sister for your wife, Lowell, and be good to her. I'll be watching very closely.

    [Alice goes up to Aunt Imogene and takes her hands]

    Alice Kingsley: There is no prince, Aunt Imogene. You need to talk to someone about these delusions.

    [Alice walks past Lady Ascot, looking sternly at her]

    Alice Kingsley: I happen to love rabbits, especially white ones.

    [Alice goes up to her mother]

    Alice Kingsley: Don't worry, Mother. I'll find something useful to do with my life.

    [Alice turns to the Chattaway sisters]

    Alice Kingsley: You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream.

    Lord Ascot: You've left me out.

    Alice Kingsley: No, I haven't, sir. You and I have business to discuss.

    Lord Ascot: Shall we speak in the study?

    [Alice smiles and starts to head to the house, when suddenly she turns back to the crowd]

    Alice Kingsley: Oh. And one more thing.

    [Alice lifts the hem of her dress to her knees and does the Futterwacken]

  • [first lines]

    Lord Ascot: Charles, you have lost your senses? This picture is impossible.

    Charles Kingsleigh: Precisely. Gentlemen, the only way to achieve the impossible, is to believe it's possible.