After "Face Changing": Come on, let's summarize

Kathryne 2022-01-25 08:02:17

First: Director Wu is really amazing, "Yu Sen produced, international quality" is really not a boast. Please allow me to call you "Wu International" respectfully! Really, it is necessary to be creative and creative, and to have a scene in the scene. After racing cars and airplanes, after racing airplanes and motorcycles, it's not finished, because it's only made in Hong Kong. We Wu International, can't. What's awesome is that he can integrate Hollywood's favorite high-tech styles such as gamma knife ray face-changing surgery, prison new weapons, magnet boots, etc., and hit the "bad brother also has a soft corner in his heart", which is well-received. The warm-hearted brand loved by women compatriots is not only a side dish of the Chinese people's YY, but also a steak that the American people love. One word, dick!

Second: I originally went to my brother Cage, but it turns out that I am a woman who changes her heart faster than flips a book. For two hours, I didn't care about Cage's death at all, and as soon as John Travolta appeared, he was short of breath and the deer crashed. OMG, look at the sexy, charming and evil little eyes of brother Xiao Qu. Oh, it’s really naughty... I found that this is the image of a tough guy that strikes me again after Van Diesel, and it’s close to sister. No. 1 of the fantasy list! People are just being cheap. In "Pulp Fiction", I don't think that little bastard is so brilliant. As a result, it went badly to the grade and style. The taste was immediately different, too sharp and punctual. At the end, when Xiao Qu and Cage switched over and turned for the better, I was still a bit

sad . The ecstasy brilliance in the eyes disappeared, really... Third: I don’t watch many action movies, and the plots are the same. The key is no creativity. Looking at the leopard in the dark, watching ten action movies with a mind-boggling screenwriter is not as good as watching a classic. Because of the little science fiction in "Face Changing", it is still new, and it is a good case for analysis. If there are buddies who want to make action movies, my sister sums it up and has a lot of money, a script that is not too vulgar, plus the following general routines for action movies, it’s O.

Basically, a group of special police, armed police, camouflage policemen who drive helicopters, wear bulletproof vests, hold submachine guns and accurately aim, can never shoot unarmed protagonists who are running, rolling or staggering on the desolate, open and uncovered flat ground. Once the protagonist gets a small pistol or knife, the submachine gun immediately becomes an ornamental dumb gun that can emit sparks. The special police camouflage policeman instantly transforms into a bunch of waste wood and rice barrels, and is shot before pulling the trigger. The hapless wrist.

Basically, slow motion can be used when the contra-angle A comes down from the extended Lincoln. The black windbreaker is fluttering in the wind, revealing the delicate cufflinks. At this time, someone puts a cigar on the side. The fire effect is better and the flavor is better. If it is used in fighting scenes and the ethereal and soothing music of "over the rainbow" is added, the level will be taken to a higher level and become a violent aesthetic!

Basically, when the positive A and the reverse A are fighting fiercely, it is difficult to distinguish the victory or the defeat, and the physical strength is gradually consuming time, suddenly there will be a pistol pinned to the waist of a deceased, or a certain sharp cone, glass and other destructive weapons on the ground. , And then the longing and nervous small eyes of positive A and anti-A close-ups appeared at the same time, and then the hungry wolves were rushing to eat, the animal world (still had to slow motion). In the end, it was mostly the positive A who stabbed the anti-A. If it is an anti-A grab, he will never stab the positive A, but kindly poke his shoulder, thigh, or stomach and other non-vital parts, and then run away by himself.

Basically, if explosions, riots, and fights occur above the second floor (this floor must have a viewing platform similar to a balcony for the crowds downstairs to watch), most of the young people will be like a clay figure pinched by a Nuwa from the second floor. Falling down from the balcony, only our protagonist is capable of gecko skills. One hand is firmly grasping the railing, and the other hand is dragging a supporting role. Whether this supporting role will fall depends on the director's meaning and relationship with the director. Of course, the one who is a little iron is smoothly out of trouble. If there is no public relations, then game over. Both hands slowly... as if they were oiled... they couldn't hold them anymore, ah, slap! At this time, the protagonist must have Brother Xiao Ma, hanging on the railing like a gibbon, sorrowfully and muscular twitching shouting "NO!!!" Such a small seed of hatred is even planted.

Basically, at the end of the meeting between Positive A and Anti-A, before preparing for a big fight, Anti-A will definitely show his unpredictable and secretive literary accomplishment and the psychological quality of being uncomfortable. Sometimes memorizing a gospel allegorical quote from the "Bible", sometimes chanting an unfamiliar little poem (Gu Cheng Shelley Tagore can't show his rank), sometimes I will hum impromptu R&B in order to reflect my music accomplishment Small creations and the like. While performing the talent show for Anti-A, our positive A was pretending to be an expressionless, brainless child from beginning to end, with a cold expression in his eyes, and the small pistol in his hand was gripped tighter and tighter. Then there was a moment of silence, and the sound of the wind could be heard...Say it is too late, then soon (⊙ o ⊙ )! The two opened fire at the same time, fighting, hand-to-hand, shifting, crackling, blabla...

And before justice defeats evil, Zheng A is destined to be tortured by anti-A to be dizzy and dying. Then the fool A would never try to breathe, take a pulse, take a personal temperature, take an electrocardiogram to confirm that he is really dead, but start to smile smugly and abnormally to celebrate ( This shows that no matter how high your literary literacy is, you still can't get along without some medical knowledge). There are two situations at this time. planA: Positive A took out grabs, knives, sticks, and sticks from nowhere. The result was that fool. planB: The anti-A smile froze, the corners of his mouth bleed, and he threw himself on the front A, behind him, there was a shivering front A with a pistol.

Basically, the hostages chosen by the bad guys are weak but brave women with fairly high IQs. Their unique skills are to bite with their teeth, kick with their feet, and keep groping with their hands until they find a small stone blade of unknown origin (there are small weapons of unknown origin, and the appearance rate is too high). , Finally liberated and rushed into the protagonist's arms. At this time, it would be quite suspicious if there was a slow motion again, quite unpleasant, snapped, his smile froze, and he was shot in the back. Hey, what a familiar scene, when is the redress of the injustice?

Also, basically, good brothers with positive A or anti-A must hang up. Before I die, I have to say a few words that are touching and touching. For example, "take care of my family...or I never hate you...", and then the protagonist embraces the breathless little brother once again, so I won't repeat it again.

In fact, there are many more. For example, cars must be stolen. When there are roadblocks such as fruit stalls, downtowns, warehouses, and large cardboard boxes (why there must be some inexplicable large cardboard boxes on the road, I am still studying) and other roadblocks, they must not be stepped on. The brakes must be rushed directly. Sea motorcycles, airplanes, helicopters, and fighter jets must be able to drive. Anyway, just like driving a car, you can press east and west, it's not difficult. In addition, the bullet during the movement will never hit the target; if there is a higher-end weapon like a bomb, and a timer is also provided, you can rest assured that the timer will definitely count down a few seconds. Stop. It is not difficult to guess the ending, we can try to guess the process, it is also a kind of fun.

I really didn't expect to see so much nonsense in "Changing Face", just as a joke, don't take it seriously.

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Face/Off quotes

  • Castor Troy: Isn't this religious, ah yes. The eternal battle between good and evil, saint and sinners... but you're still not having any FUN!

  • Castor Troy: [Jamie shot Archer in the shoulder, now Troy has the gun on her] Clod! No daughter of mine would shoot so wide.

    [to Archer]

    Castor Troy: DAD! *Put* the gun down! Put it down. Dad, put it down.

    [to Jamie]

    Castor Troy: Now we're going to find out what's in Papa's bag, Peaches!

    [licks Jamie's face]

    Castor Troy: Say good-bye to Papa.