"Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief": No, it's "Percy Jackson and the Fire Thief." No, it's Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief of Olympia

Herta 2022-03-19 09:01:04

This is the longest title I've ever written, and it won't be longer. But I'm sure there will be films with longer titles than "Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief" in the future, like "Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian God" (the last in the series, hopefully on screen see this), I don't believe you can't get around me.

Yes, I know that each episode of "Harry Potter" also has a lengthy name, so I also know that as long as I remember the cute boy's name "Percy Jackson", the following subscripts only need to be considered as 1, 2 , 3, 4 code names only. Unfortunately, the name "Percy Jackson" is too unfamiliar in China. After watching the movie, I just realized that this is a series of works to popularize Greek mythology to children.

Not every film should convey a universal value, but a good one can at least justify itself, or he will slowly ease your confusion about the abrupt plot with a humble attitude. "Percy Jackson" is the exact opposite. He brutally used divine power to override our IQ, and brought the "frankness" attitude of the gods in mythology directly to the human world. , forcing the audience to give up the right to question during the viewing process.

When the protagonist arrived at the sanctuary after all the hardships, the magnificence of the zodiac really made me sleepy. Relentlessly entertained for 1 minute. It could have been longer, but then the scene of the Olympians "playing the house" in the Pope's temple made me sick again, as if I finally found a peach but ate half a worm in one bite.

Yes, I shouldn't think about whether the gods are all rapists, I shouldn't wonder if Percy is really sad after my mother's death, I shouldn't think about why Zeus wanted to get rid of his internal troubles and why he went to Poseidon first instead of Poseidon. Starting from Hades, let alone the so-called foolish plan of going to Athens to explain to Zeus that the handsome Brosnan Centaur came up with ridicule. God hybrids are imagined as single-strand idiots, and we are lucky as humans.

The only thing that I feel relieved is that Athena's dream was finally shattered when I was a teenager. The statue of Athena in the Parthenon was originally built in a 1:1 ratio, and the goddess of war and wisdom is also a half-old mistress. She didn't take contraceptive measures when she was lucky enough to be human, and she was as ruthless as other stinky men, far from Miss Saori.

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Extended Reading
  • Emmanuel 2021-12-31 08:01:15

    After returning the light stick to Zeus, Poseidon said affectionately to the male pig: "Son, if you want to see you and me again, dream about it~!"...By the way, Athena is also stingy, and my daughter sees him. Diss went, and didn't borrow a few saints for her to use...

  • Alan 2021-12-31 08:01:15

    The male lead is very handsome! The plot is a Harry Potter-like Greek myth. The kid knows a lot. The Empire State Building and Hollywood are bombed.

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief quotes

  • Grover: So, uh, Perce... what do you remember?

    Percy Jackson: Some crazy dream. I don't know. There was a monster. My mon was there. Well- well, you were there, too, but you were some weird hybrid, man-goat *thing*! Woah!

    Grover: Yeah. The politically correct term is Satyr.

  • Grover: [the Ferryman just burned the money he gave him] That was a Hundred and Seventy dollars!

    Percy Jackson: Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. The drachma. The drachma!

    [Percy give the Ferryman the drachmas]

    Ferryman: Climb aboard.

    Grover: Thanks for telling me, man, you're burning money. We're in a recession. That's treason.