I can responsibly say that this film is definitely better than HP

Christa 2022-03-18 09:01:03

-The male protagonist, Poseidon's son is called Pussy?
- Athena's daughter is really heroic, she really looks like Seiya, and her childhood lustful thoughts finally got a small satisfaction.
- The bad reviews on the Internet are a bit too much. This movie is actually quite the style of a stage play. It is quite interesting to watch the gods of the Olympic Mountain discuss Taoism.
-I think it looks better than HP, Logan Lerman is so cute, I really don't understand why the little four eyes in HP can capture the hearts of so many girls?
-Even the supporting cast is very strong, Pierce Brosnan's hips, Uma Thurman's hair, Sean Ben's majestic world have left a deep impression on me. Isn't Percy the fucking woman in An American Crime who abused Ellen Page? I hate you...
-Laughter in the theater, slightly more entertaining than HP. Grover's wooly legs are so cute...
-The biggest problem with this film is the lack of orgasm, and it turns out that Luke is the final boss? Had the Pluto chapter ended so easily? Not as good-looking as the Saint Seiya... Quan is warming up for "Clash of the Gods" in April... But why is the scene of Hades so familiar? Seems like a dream, OMG, am I Hermes?
- After watching this film, I suddenly want to start listening to Lady Gaga...and ACDC's "Highway To Hell"...

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Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief quotes

  • Percy Jackson: Oh, I wish I could spend all day underwater instead of this place.

    Grover: Right. It's like High School without the musical.

  • Medusa: [When she meets Annabeth & the Hysterical Woman] Well, *this* is a fabulous surprise.