Twilight, bad enough to rewatch Twilight ??? That's
harsh ! Uncle Roger is still too serious, let alone a senior film critic like him. Anyone with a little rational thinking ability should not expect "New Moon" to be a rational work. Anyone who has read the book knows about the Sky Thunder Array that Stephanie Meyer set up, and knows that even borrowing James' bomb disposal team can't handle it. I vaguely realized the truth that Anti-Twilighter is almost as tired as Twi-Hard, and then experienced the baptism of "Thorn Mausoleum". After such a practice, let go of the worldly rules and regulations, "New Moon" has become a very happy movie, full of laughter, although that is not the director's original intention.
The only way is not to look at it with your head. Isn't it bullshit? Who can't talk about it, first make a list of the main characters:
Bella: "The Virgin Suicides"
Edward: "The Virgin Suicides 2.0"
Jacob: "Make Me a Supermodel"
Alice: "I See You"
Jane: "4 Minutes"
Aro: "Shut up & Let Me Go"
Jasper: "Dirt"
Laurent: "of Can not Speak French"
Jessica: "Almost Famous"
bang bang was just bang it ~ ~ ~
The first shot, the first sentence, I laughed. Because Bella carried Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet"...this one has sincerity. No foreplay, no pretense, just rape your ears. The audience who can't bear it, please come back, now is the best time to escape.
A few minutes later, a copy of Romeo and Juliet was on Bella's pillow. The camera deliberately lingers for a few seconds, long enough for the audience to read the title of the book. Although this plot is in the original book, but... please be subtle^ ^
Edward Cullen debuts in a super hilarious way. Walking in slow motion, one can't tell if this is a Milan show or a school parking lot. Although your hairstyle has improved, your makeup still hasn't improved, so don't walk in such a flat way. The shirt is still fluttering in the wind! "work it, work it baby!" Zhou Xingchi used a fan to add shredded newspapers to achieve this effect.
The middle finely pressed is not shown. Less than ten minutes into the performance, Edward suddenly recited "Romeo and Juliet" again. WTF, it's good to consider other people's feelings, no matter how easy-going people are, they can't stand it.
Is it the power of love? Bella is suddenly more "tough guy" than Bourne, and she will at least hurt in the last episode. When the needle was stitched this time, Leng didn't snort. While the needle was bleeding, he chatted with Carlisle, and he didn't even breathe a little bit. In other words, the angle chosen for the healing shot is rather ambiguous. If there is no context, or if you change the movie, you will think that they are going to kiss next.
But after a while, she collapsed again without cutting! Edward Sullen, who is incomparable in the sky, wants to say goodbye to her. People are already very inferior, and they are even more unlovable after being stimulated. So an educated 18-year-old girl in the 21st century pursued by many people is devoted to studying how to commit suicide, and at the same time, she bombards ex-girl with hysterical emails. Some of her suicide moves are quite difficult, and they are at a level that requires stunt to do it for her. Bella is a tough kid.
Every high-risk action, CGI Edward (also a very amateur special effect) will appear magically, floating around. But no matter how critical he is, he is calm and speaks slowly, "Lie, lie better...Threaten him". Maybe immortals have this virtue?
Well, in view of the regular Rom-Com setting, the male protagonist has to face a brunette plus a blonde, which is enough for a triangle. "Crescent Moon" made Jacob's body temperature opposite to that of his rival, which made Bella even more confused, and kept singing "You're hot and cold, you're yes and no. . ." in his mind.
Also because of Jacob's high body temperature, according to the needs of the plot, most of the time, in the wind and rain, it was decided to let him not wear a shirt. After wearing it, I have to try to take it off sooner or later. I can't help it, it's too hot. (Bella sang along to the ipod again, and I laughed again) Taylor Swift is a little girl with a lot of fun, her boyfriend is kind, but her six-pack abs are like chocolate bars.
But that CGI wolf, alas, is the most amateur level since Professor Lupin's werewolf. Aren't you investing a lot now? You are not Weta, not ILM, but at least you can achieve the level of "Golden Compass" Iorek, right? This wolf is fake when it's dynamic, and when it's static, it still reflects the person he likes in his eyes, WTF! I swear, I see the reflection of Bella in the wolf's eyes one more time... Did the
director have more money, or did Jasper's hair budget and stunt budget shrink and go to Dakota Fanning? Jane, like most of the people in this movie, stared at her, and she was upset, so why bother paying Fanning's price?
Huang Qiusheng said that there are only bad movies without bad characters. Michael Sheen proves this, having his passages is the most decent part of the movie, I even think it's better than Aro in the book (Volturi in the book is a group of tmd Tang monks). "I love happy endings", oh, I love the look on his face when he says that, very Jack Nicholson's look.
And the delightful Jessica and Charlie, at least those two are relaxed and let me breathe in this whole stern-faced, cool movie. If you love Anna Kendrick, Woody Allen, hurry up and find her in a movie.
The soundtrack to this movie, I'm serious about it, is good. It's not as good as Twilight, but it's pretty good, and it's not on the same level as the movie itself. Two stars in total, half for the music. It would be even more perfect if "Bad Romance" was added as the theme song at the end of the film, and it was added directly after the scene of Edward Sullen's marriage proposal. It would be a festive prelude. More importantly, this song plays the role of the title at the end of the film!
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