Why should I watch why?

Derrick 2022-03-21 09:01:21

All I can say is why should I write a review for a movie I don't like?
Okay, I'm crazy...|||

——————The above is nonsense —————————

The little girl who accompanies the heroine shopping is the one in "In the Clouds", she feels there Obviously much better haha ​​:)

As a member of the Appearance Association -
first of all, I can't admit that being white and mysterious is good-looking. So, no love for male pigs.
Secondly, I can't admit that it looks good to be melancholy with a lovelorn face all day long, so I also have no love for female pigs.
In the end, I was beaten to death and couldn't admit to having muscles, so I still have no love for the poor werewolf brother.
——Obviously, the lack of love for the actors directly caused me to have little love for the film.
Well, in fact, this feeling was like this when I watched the first part, but I still feel that these three children can't look better when I look at it again?

The first half an hour was too delicate, even if there was foreplay, the breakup was inexplicable - or I was too thick to understand what that male pig was screwing? As a 109-year-old person, no, vampire, 109-year-old ah, TMD, you can memorize "Romeo and Juliet" directly. Are you still such an idiot when it comes to love? This is a complete failure of emotional intelligence education. Then you appear in front of other girls in the form of hallucinations at every turn, which is completely haunted and has a hole in your brain.

In the second and a half hours, we came to the conclusion that if you are lost in love, the quickest solution is to find a life-saving straw, preferably the kind of life-saving straw that gives you life.
By the way, a question on the plot: Why does the Qiongyao-style female pig keep having nightmares? Because of falling in love? Or is someone manipulating her? Forgive me for completely forgetting what the last episode was talking about.
PS: When BELLA told Ronin you are sort of beautiful, the blurred eyes were definitely hard to learn the classic of hooking boys! There's also that hand-in-hand bridge, a typical youthful struggle... The next time you find a spare tire, classmates, just do this. Although it's a bit idiotic, it's very practical...
"I need you". . . "i dont want you to go anywhere" is more than selfish, it's totally... well, BELLA is the queen of getting the spare tire.
Besides, the second half hour was still very slow and boring, and I laughed happily while watching the movie with the three of them, because the little white-faced brother threw up...|||The

third half hour.
"KUNG FU"...I suddenly felt that grandpa was a bit like Sammo Hung.
I feel that BELLA is a typical member of the "I love and only love non-human associations" and "I will run away when my love is broken". Then, whether it is a vampire classmate or a werewolf classmate, they are all members of the "Association because I am not a human, so I pretend not to love you"...|||
By the way, let me say discordantly, it turns out that the werewolf is so big, it just came out At the time I thought it was Uncle Bear, but what about dear Professor Lupin?
PS: The heroine should also join the "I like the elopement association" and "I like to fall in love with the background horror men association"... The vampire and werewolf children's shoes are "I really want to but can't elope the association" and "Why are my relatives like this" Terrorist Association"...|||

Fourth and a half hours.
Why is this kid jumping into the sea for no reason? All I can say is that courting by death is definitely the most brainless thing in centuries - because she was ready to kiss her werewolf brother as soon as she was rescued.
Then I suddenly realized the reason why I don't hate werewolf children's shoes, because he is a "wolf heater", basically the same as my puppy... SORRY.
I can't accept a woman's money hanging from one man one minute to another man the next... I can't stand it. What is even more unbearable is how can you treat a spare tire of "I AM BEGGING YOU" like that, even if it is a spare tire, it is also a tire.

By the way, a logical question, why can't these children make a phone call or telepathy to inform their ED classmates? Oops.

In the end, I found that what I couldn't bear the most was that they said their lines so slowly and the content was so bloody...||| Every time BELLA said "i will protect you" or "i wont let this happen" I get angry . . When she finally said "I love you but dont let me choose", I couldn't control my anger, what kind of a bloody love triangle...|||
And I think in the end the story is back to where it started. . . .

I finally realized that I can't write any serious comments, and every time I'm so embarrassed and nonsense. above. Do the right thing. . . |||

PS: Like OST.

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The Twilight Saga: New Moon quotes

  • Angela: I'm telling you, I saw something in the woods!

    Eric: It's okay, baby. I believe you.

    Jessica: No he doesn't. He's just trying to get lucky.

    Angela: It was jet black and huge. On all fours it was still taller than a human.

    Jessica: A bear, maybe?

    Mike: Or an alien. You're lucky you didn't get probed.

    Jessica: Yeah, like that would happen.

    Angela: Well, I saw it.

    Bella Swan: You know, you're not the only one. My dad's been getting reports down at the station. Something like 5 hikers been killed by a bear, but they can't find the bear.

    Angela: Hm.

    Eric: Hahahaha. Last time you clowns doubt my girlfriend!

  • Mike: So listen... Now that you're talking again... And eating... You know

    [pokes Bella's stomach]

    Mike: You gotta get that protein in there. You know I was just wondering if you wanted to go see a movie with me.

    Bella Swan: Yeah... Sure. Yeah I do.

    Mike: Okay... We could check out "Love spelled backwards is love" You know, it's a dumb title, but, um, it's a romantic comedy, it's suppose to be...

    Bella Swan: No. No romance. Uh, well, how about "Face Punch" You heard of that?

    Mike: Well, it's an action movie.

    Bella Swan: Yeah, it's perfect. With guns... adrenaline... it's my thing.

    Mike: Okay...

    Bella Swan: We should get a bunch of people... You guys wanna go see "Face Punch" ?

    Eric: Yeah! Hey, Mike, remember we were suppose to watch that? The trailer's all like "* Pew, pew!* Punch his face in"

    Jessica: Movie night with Bellllllaaaaaaa

    [Rolls eyes]