Absolute Quotes

Jarvis 2022-01-26 08:17:26

Inmate, fugitive, criminal, convict.

Just so you know.

I wanted to see from myself.

Run, Forrest, run!

Everything is looking up.

Sick, degenerate convicts

I'll leave it up to you guys.

Lights out.

Don' t kiss and tell.

--I'm innocent.
--Yeah. Ain't we all.

Knock it off.

You're the criminal. Be creative.

I got something for him.

What are you? Brain-dead?

I think he just shit himself.

A man in my position doesn't leave things to chance.

Blowout

The warden wants to pin caretaker's murder on me.

We are convicts. We always go for it all.

You've got a lot of balls.

I'll back you off.

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Extended Reading
  • Bernadette 2022-03-16 09:01:04

    Adam Sandler's comedies are pretty good~

  • Ophelia 2022-04-20 09:01:40

    Adam is finally normal again.

The Longest Yard quotes

  • Caretaker: [to Paul] Don't give me that shit! O.J. Chopped his wife's head off and still got some ass!

    [Paul Spits out his drink in laughter]

  • [first lines]

    Lorenzo: I love that dress.

    Lena: Of course you do, Lorenzo, you made it.