Anger Management

Priscilla 2022-03-16 09:01:03

Buddy --
1. You..., but we shouldn't lose our temper over this little thing, right?
2. (To the public) What is your opinion on breast augmentation surgery?
3.sir, please don't shout, calm down!
4. alright, how about this, first......at least...(Climbing the door effect)
5. The angry monkey on my back / angry shark is shaking in my head (Emotional visualization) 6. Am I losing my temper, or is this guy forcing me to lose my temper?
7. There are two types of anger, extroverted and implosive. An extrovert is the type of person who yells at the cashier at every turn. The implosion type is the cashier who has been silent for years.
8. What happened to that watch? Did I bother you? Ok?
9. Miss, is today the Slow Motion Stupid Waiter's Day?
10. Dave, I would like you to do some reckoning.
Dave's article---
1. Did that guy grow up near a nuclear power plant?
2. I think we do need to be apart for a while, and if you want to meet other people, I will not object.
3. I am an angry person, because people around me don't take me seriously, so I have to lose my temper with myself.

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Extended Reading
  • Katlyn 2022-04-22 07:01:05

    After Jack Nicholson showed up, he was stunned for a moment. Shining flashback was missing an axe. Thanks to Adam Sandler for not mentally retarded this time.

  • Arielle 2021-10-22 14:40:29

    If you encounter a madman, you will really become crazy, but the annoying people around you will kill you a hundred times or a hundred times in your heart.

Anger Management quotes

  • Dr. Buddy Rydell: So, Dave. Tell us about yourself. Who are you?

    Dave Buznik: Well, I'm an executive assistant for a major pet products company.

    Dr. Buddy Rydell: [interupts him] Dave, I don't want you to tell us what you do. I want you to tell us who you are.

    Dave Buznik: Oh, alright, um... I'm a pretty good guy. I like playing tennis on occasion.

    Dr. Buddy Rydell: Also, not your hobbies Dave. Just tell us who you are.

    Dave Buznik: [stumped] Maybe you could give me an example of what a good answer would be? Um...

    [to Lou]

    Dave Buznik: What did you say?

    [the group laughs]

    Dr. Buddy Rydell: You want Lou to tell you who you are?

    Dave Buznik: No, I just, uh... I'm a nice, easy going man, I might be a little indecisive at times...

    Dr. Buddy Rydell: Dave, you're describing your personality. I just want to know... who you are.

    Dave Buznik: [snaps] I don't know what the hell you want me to say!

    [the room falls silent]

  • Dave Buznik: Kendra, even though I'd love to see you take that bra off because it represents a team I've hated my entire life, you gotta keep it on.

    Kendra: Why?

    Dave Buznik: Because I've got a girlfriend.

    Kendra: [she becomes angry] I'm not a child Dave. If you think I'm a porker, then just come right out and say it.

    Dave Buznik: No no no, I don't think you're a porker.

    Kendra: Well then why when the idea of sleeping with me comes up, you all of a sudden have "a girlfriend."

    Dave Buznik: Because I do, I do. I do have a girlfriend.

    Kendra: Said the liar to the beached whale!

    Dave Buznik: You're not a beached whale! If anything, you could even afford to gain a few pounds.

    Kendra: Oh, so now I'm too skinny for you?

    Dave Buznik: No, no, no, no I didn't mean that.

    Kendra: Is this what you want, Dave?

    [stuffs her face with brownies]

    Kendra: If I put on a few pounds, would you be able to stifle your vomit long enough to have sex with me?

    Dave Buznik: Holy shit.