Noah's Ark, made in china

Keith 2022-01-25 08:04:24

When I heard the line "Fortunately hand over the task of making spacecraft to China, no other country built it", I laughed unkindly in the theater. Thank you for the trust of the world in China. Look at the densely packed China. People are centralized together. Any push-up can kill a person. What else can't be made.

It’s not easy to be a stepdad, and it’s even more difficult to run a dragon trap. It’s obviously a savior but can’t escape the cups of the mistress. After saving everyone, it will be forgotten by all mankind. This story tells us, don’t be a mistress. Especially in movies. Poor doctor, in order to reunite the original partner, he can only sacrifice you and mourn in silence...

Italy must have offended the United States. Although this is a disaster movie, there should be few jokes, but I admit that when the Italians gathered together to pray under the leadership of the president At that time, I laughed again, believing in God and Xinchun are essentially the same, who can have eternal life.

It turns out that Schwarzenegger can still be re-elected. By 2012, the governor of California will have to be a black action male movie star.

Going through the back door is sometimes more important than money. You see some people have spent 1 billion and haven't squeezed into the ark. Hey, look at the protagonist and know a migrant worker on the boat to get the birth date.

Real estate is sometimes a legend, and having a good car and an airplane is king.

Don’t do anything else in your spare time. It’s a serious matter to practice driving, flying, and diving.

Groups of wives and concubines can sometimes be a big problem, one billion euros apiece. That's how you run out of money, the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia.

Doomsday has to advertise, otherwise Sony can agree? Can Bentley agree?

Roland Emmerich is the one who frightened us when he was out of money. "The Day After Acquired" scared once, "Independence Day" scared once, and "2012" scared all mankind again, but so many people are willing to be scared by him. .

However, cut, all disaster movies are not as disaster as my salary card. Seeing the numbers above, I don't have to wait until 2012, I have been horrified in advance to see the end! ! !

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Extended Reading
  • Margarita 2021-10-20 19:01:20

    A good disaster movie was made into a family adventure movie

  • Alexander 2022-04-23 07:01:22

    I didn't expect it at all, if it wasn't for my aunt to watch it and I had tickets, it would be a film that I would never watch. It was the first time I watched a disaster movie in the cinema. I felt that the visual effects were very good, and the rhythm was also good. Every time the tense atmosphere always created a little joke to let you breathe, this is really not a big deal for the so-called blockbusters in the United States. Any challenge, all the audience's psychology. The happy ending at the expense of getting rid of all the characters that get in the way of the happy reunion makes my aunt disgusted

2012 quotes

  • Adrian Helmsley: Who are you bringing?

    Carl Anheuser: Nobody. Who, my ex-wife? Last thing she said to me, she never wanted to see me again. So be it.

  • Laura Wilson: How were all these people chosen?

    Carl Anheuser: The same way your art was: By experts from all over the world. We had geneticists determine the perfect gene pool we need to repopulate.

    Adrian Helmsley: These people were chosen by geneticists?

    Laura Wilson: Looks to me like their checkbooks got them onboard.

    Carl Anheuser: That's right, Dr. Wilson. Without billions of dollars from the private sector, this entire operation would've been impossible.

    Adrian Helmsley: We sold tickets. And what about all these workers? They all get passes?

    Carl Anheuser: What, life isn't fair? Is that it? You want to donate your passes to a couple Chinese workers, you be my guest.