Channing Tatum I watched it for you

Therese 2022-03-17 09:01:03

Movie tickets are too expensive, I will never go to the cinema again. Channing Tatum is so handsome, I don't watch other people's movies anymore. No way, this film is actually a movie that makes people crazy, with those advanced weapons that make people crazy, as well as the macho body and hot girl chest that make people crazy, plus almost constant long-length special effects, Makes you feel like you're catching the last bus and don't have time to care about other things. The film turns you to the pyramids of Egypt for a while, and pulls you under the Antarctic ice cap for a while, so that you can follow the footsteps of the film without a breath. It's just that nothing but Channing Tatum's abs remains in your brain after tens of minutes of vigorous spluttering. This is my understanding of this film, watching this film does not require the audience to use too many brain cells, just use muscles like special forces.

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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra quotes

  • Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Ripcord, get out of that plane!

    Ripcord: Almost there!

    Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Eject, Ripcord, eject!

    Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: [tells him in Celtic] Cuir amach!

    Ripcord: Cuir amach!

    [Ripcord ejects as the nanomites destroy the plane]

  • Hard Master: English, Storm Shadow. Where are your manners? He is hungry. We need to invite him in and show him the path.

    Young Storm Shadow: He is a cur, a weakling!

    Hard Master: He does not fight like one.

    Hard Master: [to young Snake Eyes] Now, what shall we call you?