Who doesn't love the naked Jason?

Eunice 2022-01-25 08:07:05

Wow ha ha ha ha, I like it I like it I like it!
This film is starring Jason who plays "Fate Express", SO, fans of Jason must not miss it! ! !
This film is definitely a good film to satisfy male adrenaline needs. (But even this rotten girl also likes it very much, hehe) The
story is very big, a killer killed a person for the boss, and because of the person who was killed, another group of people found the male protagonist to kill him, and they injected him A poison that will make the hero's heart stop beating. Therefore, the male protagonist of this film kept using various methods to stimulate his adrenaline to keep his heart pounding strong, and at the same time, he had to find the story behind the black hand and destroy it.
Let's not mention the story for a while, because this film, like "The Bodyguard of Fire", does not focus on the story, but on the process.
The reasons I like this film:
1. It's funny enough.
Do you want to see Jason Guangcun wearing a small hospital gown and running around the streets?
Want to see Jason as gentle as a kitten in front of his girlfriend?
Want to see Jason self-torture himself?
2, enough to stimulate.
Jason drag racing (this is all too familiar to everyone, he is the fire in the drag racing movie)
Jason kills like a numb and doesn't blink--, cool.
Jason is as immortal as Iron King Kong, and he has a strong heart that stops beating at any time.
3. Enough for H
Jason and GF to have sex on the street. . . A bunch of uncles and aunts shopping around, plus high school girls on the bus going to the summer camp watched and cheered (this part is both funny and sex).
In the film, there are a few big tits beauties showing their spots in almost ten minutes (of course there are only two o'clock - -), probably SEX GIRL in the underworld likes not to wear tops. . .
4. No
need to explain this. The task of this film is to stimulate your adrenaline, and its purpose can be achieved, so it is not like those boring little literature and art, and it is not like some action films that require a lengthy foreshadowing first. Bedding birds? Just follow along.
One last word:
At first, I thought that Jason played a villain, killing, beating, robbing, chopping other people's hands, not lining up to buy medicine, etc. . . (Especially in the two games of Guangfu and Dangjie SEX, the previous image of a sportsman directly became a gorilla...), after seeing it, I began to gradually change the image of the male protagonist, until the end, when Jason was about to fall Before dying, I would pray silently in my heart: "The hero can't die..." In the
end, Jason fell to the ground and blinked. The film came to an abrupt end. Foreshadowing for the sequel.
In fact, thinking about it is also true, if a person may stop beating at any time and go to see God, who cares about humanity, queuing, justice and evil, I’m going to die.
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Last practice, introduce the familiar person in the next film--the heroine Amy Smart was
very impressed when she first saw it. I feel familiar, and I almost got confused with the little girl who was the first fruit seller who starred in "New Era of Life and Death" and "Perfume Murder".
Later, after identification, this person is the heroine in "Butterfly Effect 1"! I didn't expect to be so coquettish and cute in this play~~ (belonging to the kind of cute female character with big thinking) If you are interested in her, you can pay attention to the scene of street SEX in the film, there is about a second of dew point. Show a little~~ -Dish-hehe

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Extended Reading
  • Hans 2022-04-20 09:01:26

    Occasionally cult, occasionally bursting combat effectiveness

  • Florian 2022-03-21 09:01:32

    Alas, spending so much money to make a cult movie... so extravagant

Crank quotes

  • Chev Chelios: [hears Orlando's voice from Asian man in elevator] Orlando?

    Orlando: You a persistent motherfucker, Chev Chelios. I'll give you that. They pop you and you just keep getting up?

    Chev Chelios: I'm the Terminator.

  • Chev Chelios: [aims his finger like a gun at Carlito's head] Not so fast, motherfucker.

    Verona: [laughs] He's gone dipsy-doodle, yo.

    [moves his finger at Verona]

    Verona: Yeah, whatever, psycho.

    Carlito: I'm afraid the Houdini act is over, my friend.

    Chev Chelios: Boosh.

    [shoots Carlito's bodyguard in the head]

    Verona: Our Father, who art in heaven...

    Carlito: Shut up, Verona!

    Don Kim: [from behind Chev] So this is how it is?

    Carlito: It's Don Kim! You're supposed to be dead!

    Chev Chelios: Presto.