I gave him 5 stars, what do you want

Dennis 2022-03-20 09:01:10

FUCK! ! ! !
I fucking love this movie so much. He has put it on my computer no less than 10 times, and finally I finished watching him. Note, this is not irony to him, this is because I have a habit of sleeping, that is Turn on the computer, play a movie, and set it to automatically shut down after playing, then turn around again, face the computer, and fall asleep peacefully.

I really can’t find out any other movie on my computer that is more suitable for playing than this one. The soundtrack is so low-key, there is no loud sound from the hot scene, and I have been talking, talking, or talking. Just listen to the relative voice. I knew it was what I wanted! So every night, I fell asleep peacefully when two assassins scolded this damn Bruges tirelessly.

Yesterday, yes, it was yesterday, I finally decided to watch him, oh, what a wonderful thing that is, I don’t know how many movies that accompany me to sleep have been put on my computer about 10 times, just once in me. I deleted him under the premise that I hadn't read it before, and now I actually want to look at him, yes, I have to look at him very seriously!

But, obviously, this is not a serious movie. Two big men chatter like women, one talking more, the other talking more, and then there is a bald man who is more feminine than them holding his. The bloody girl wants to rob! The gun seller is so enthusiastic about the sclerotic discussion in the hideout! These guys are really bitches!

Specific performance: As a professional assassin, Xiao Ge Kelin was unable to extricate himself from killing a child, and that's fine. What's more unfortunate is that he suffered a murder because of this. Well, even if there is no murder, look at him, and take a gun to commit suicide in the children's park, which is really embarrassing and frustrating. Faced with the dwarf who smoked heroin, he was actually interested in discussing with him black, white, Pakistani, Vietnamese, nagging women more than pure women, look at the prostitutes around him, not all dressed up. Nibbing her heroin, how cool!
The old killer Brandon isn’t much better. It’s okay if he doesn’t perform the task, and he has to send Xiaoyu on the train. It’s okay to get on the train. It’s okay to let the boss listen to the train and the boss comes to him. She said that I love you.

Of course, there are women who have men, and the proprietress of the hotel is enough men. In the face of the gunfight, she has a big belly and said to the boss: GET OUT! Pure man! And that dwarf, oh, really is a man among men, he is so graceful and looks cool, except that he died a bit wrong in the end, he is basically a man!

But, but, but, I just want to give him 5 stars, how about it, because he can shoot the killer so cute, and the shoot is so clear, I thought of the killer before, and immediately had a cool look and sunglasses. , Dressed in black, don’t speak, a cigarette, Du Qifeng, Wang Jiawei, and other people have basically positioned the assassin in this way, but this movie is not, he is just a gentle-tempered, religious-loving old man. Or look embarrassed, thinking of a naughty bag for Belgian girls to have sex! They just shouted 123 together during the gunfight and then continued the comparison. They just thought they had killed the child by mistake and committed suicide. They quarrel like a couple, they live in a double room, they need to apply for a date, they need to buy a ticket to enter the tower, they will laugh at the fat man as an elephant, and they will smoke heroin with the dwarf, they are cute to death, they make us feel like life It’s fun. When you button your shirt in front of the mirror, how many buttons do you think of?

You asked me what the film said? I remember that one of the media gave this answer, I think it’s very good: about "guilt, evil, hell and all these ghosts!"

Watching the full movie, do you vaguely feel a little bit of the meaning of the Coen brothers, and a little different ?
Yes, I want this feeling!

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In Bruges quotes

  • Harry: Number One, why aren't you in when I fucking told you to be in? Number Two, why doesn't this hotel have phones with fucking voicemail and not have to leave messages with the fucking receptionist? Number Three, you better fucking be in tomorrow night when I fucking call again or there'll be fucking hell to pay. I'm fucking telling you - Harry.

  • Overweight Man: Been to the top of the tower?

    Ray: Yeah... yeah, it's rubbish.

    Overweight Man: It is? The guide book says it's a must see.

    Ray: Well you lot ain't going up there.

    Overweight Man: Pardon me? Why?

    Ray: I mean, it's all winding stairs. I'm not being funny.

    Overweight Man: What exactly are you trying to say?

    Ray: What exactly am I trying to say? You's a bunch of fuckin' elephants.

    [overweight man attempts to chase Ray around but quickly grows tired]

    Ray: Come on, leave it fatty!

    [the overweight women calm down the overweight man]

    Overweight Woman #2: [to Ray] You know you're just the rudest man. The rudest man!

    Ken: [coming back from the tower] What's all that about?

    [Ray shrugs]

    Ken: They're not going up there.

    [to overweight family]

    Ken: Hey, guys. I wouldn't go up there. It's really narrow.

    Overweight Woman #2: Screw you, motherfucker!

    Ken: [to Ray] What was that about?

    Ray: [shrugs]