If you are worried about being late and missing the beginning of the story clues-don't worry, TF2 has no storyline, nothing at all; you can look at your watch and wait 45 minutes before entering the venue. Of course, if you are interested in summer has arrived and human beings are still in the estrus period of the primitive society in the spring, then you can still hurry up in the first 45 minutes. Of course, if you are going to see Megan Fox and you are a man, I have nothing to say. But from a woman’s point of view, her figure is very spicy, her face is not bad, pouting and kissing is also the need of the ever-increasing material civilization, but it makes her old saliva not clean, I would rather watch it. A bulldog comes in a lot of emotions and fun-at least the bulldog makes no secret of the real need, not a fake orgasm.
If you are looking for childhood memories, of course, the premise is that we are watching the same animation "Transformers"-please do not get excited, expect to see the excitement of the dream girl who was blessed in middle school is better than on the screen. Last recollection of the "Transformers" in childhood. The handsome nagging male Starscream became an alien, the arrogant and domineering leader Megatron became an alien, Sonic became an alien, and basically the Decepticons became an alien. Of course, the look of Megatron and Starscream in TF1 is very different, I am very upset, Starscream can be renamed Red Eyes, but they have fewer roles. I was expecting them to have more roles in TF2. After all, the character setting and story outline of the "Transformers" cartoon are very good. The generous and generous debate between righteous and evil-for energy, it is very reasonable. Both sides are very charisma. It's just that TF2 is not enough, and there is a veteran alien degenerate King Kong with a blind blind face mask and an Egyptian Pharaoh hat that is vulnerable and has no leader. 'S fanboy, waving the fan of "Alien" and "Mummy"! I don't know where the spirit of the Decepticons has gone, Megatron has no sense of existence!
I was full of pure and passionate longing for the "Hercules" of TF2. As a result, after "Hercules" was deformed with great effort in TF2, its function is better than a powerful vacuum cleaner-why do we feel so embarrassed? If TF3 announces that there is a "Flying Taibao" vs. "Flying Tigers", don't take this news as a magical little blue pill, because 99% of it is possible that the goods that Michael Bay finally handed over are actually brains. platinum. With this excitement and anticipation, it’s better to be a woman’s review "300", at least 600 real macho thighs can be hugged; as for a man, it’s better to be a WS man who misses Iijima’s love than to follow Michael Bay and do a search. The innocent man with childhood memories.
Finally, I sincerely apologize for saying that the Terminator 4 script is terrible. Compared with TF2, T4's script is basically written carefully with a rigorous scientific attitude, professional technical research, and noble human power. No, I'm not criticizing that TF2 has no plot. I don't want to be surprised, not touching, or rising to a mechanical civilization. I am not surprised that the screenwriter of TF2 and the screenwriter of Star Trek are the same two people. Take a look at the directors of these two films, and then think about why the same two people will show very different standards in the Premier League and the Chinese Super League. To use a vulgar metaphor, it is like Lin Xi writes all the scheming words to Faye Wong and Eason Chan, and the leftovers are given to others. Both screenwriters have spent their minds on Star Trek, and TF2 this kind of plot is just right for Michael Bay, the writing is too deep, he also made the explosion cubic. Of course, if you like the tune of the "Spring Festival Gala", TF2 is very suitable. We can see a lot of big cow party scenes: there are mummies exiled to outer space who want to return to the earth for revenge, Indiana Jones goes to Egypt to explore, and there are aliens. Eye-opening masquerade party, there are a small number of reported scouts, of course, there is the ultimate Terminator, she is not TX better than TX, maybe her name is T-sex. Oh, by the way, there is also "My heart for your heart" in T4. Ah, you said all the above surpassed PG-13? Not suitable for children? It doesn't matter, there are scenes suitable for children, and they were shot together with "Museum Wonderful Night 2".
Oh, I shouldn’t be so picky. TF2 still has some highlights. The lovely Lennox, although he blatantly preached that the Great American Cosmic Police went to the sky and don’t want a pass to get all the spirits of terrorists, including aliens, but he looks good in uniform. , Everything is logical, bold and brave, the only pity is that he did not take off, we did not have the chance to see his hottest pectoralis major in the United States. By the way, we are talking about TF2, not T4. But Josh Duhamel, we don't mind if you go to guest T4, at least you can make a naked appearance, yay!
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