When thinking about where is where, don’t expect this TF2 review to be organized.
For me, this is an A++ movie. The reason is simple. It allows us to go to the theater to buy 30 tickets a few days in advance. It allows us to look forward to the stars and the moon N days in advance, and it allows us to run a few hours earlier. Going to the waiting hall of UME allows us to sit on the floor while waiting for the film to start, and to play werewolf games in public-and we don’t feel ashamed. It allows us to stay emotional in the latter half of the night and in a densely populated place. Keeping a high level of excitement will allow us to drive fast towards 3 am. . . .
All this allowed me to draw a clear line between those pretending to be criminals—especially some media that criticized one side of the word of mouth—I greet you all living creatures, you idiots.
Go on, what makes me cool about this film is:
Paramount's stars, your sound effects have been upgraded, I love it. .
When Optimus Prime’s narration appeared, even though the initial part of the primitive humans was filmed like Michael Jackson’s Black or White MV, I was able to quickly enter a deformed state. .
The close-up of Ironhide's deformed end in Operation Shanghai, and his mouth full of heat-fuck, do you need to be so awesome? ? ? Later, more similar details can be found, such as saliva and exhaled heat-to La Macbey, people are not pure robots, they are life! !
Optimus Prime appeared for the first time over Shanghai! ! ! ! ! OMF! ! ! ! The C17's chrysanthemum opened and appeared in the form of an old ecstasy truck. The headlights turned on, the air was deformed, and the embarrassing parachute caused the first yelling in the theater. No way, it's so handsome. .
In the same way, in the end Lao Qing upgraded through the fire of Skyfire, the cheers of the audience will make people think that we are watching a live concert. I cheered and yelled at the same time-damn it, I knew what the hell you guys were doing like this. . .
McBay was sick of the German car again, this time it was Audi who suffered. .
In this episode, Optimus Prime's combat power has been greatly improved, and when he shots, he will either die or be injured. .
The Hornet kills the enemy very bloody at critical moments. .
The sound waves are so cool. Although the iconic sound of the year has not been reproduced, and his identity is not even described in the movie, the quasi-dragon set that squats in the sky and gives orders and poses can perform to such an impressive level. This is called Charm, know it, I especially like the sentence: Decepticons, full-scale offensive, the time has come. . .
I like the shape of the robot dog, but it's a pity that it's hardly lethal. . .
The process of combining Hercules is very eye-catching. In fact, when I watched it the second time, what excites me most is the buzzing sound of the activation system when several construction vehicles are gathered together to prepare for the combination. .
The wife said that the Decepticons look cooler, and the Autobots look too frustrated-probably because the colors are too bright. .
The Optimus Prime Woods picks three, damn it, just uproot the towering tree and greet each other at every turn. Please restrain yourself! This paragraph dare not calculate how much money has been invested. . .
Lao Qing's Zhuang Lie's episode is quite like a big movie of the year. One is that the child who has no heart and eyes distracted Lao Qing and was shot by President Wei, and the other is that Sam, a child who has no heart and eyes, made Lao Qing stabbed in the back by President Wei. One knife. . When the fire exploded, even though he knew that he would resurrect later, his heart cried. . . Especially when it turned gray after falling down, it is estimated to be a tribute to the big movie of that year. .
The sky fire is good, this old guy who has been deformed and unreliable in teleportation-this talent is the key man of the whole film, no wonder the character is so vividly portrayed. .
Let’s not talk about the battle scenes. In short, as in the first episode of the year, McBay patiently told you at the beginning, but in the end he was completely out of control. Anyway, we kept "Woooooo...Waaaaaaaaa" in charge of him. , Could it be that we waited two years to see Optimus Prime give us a philosophy lesson? ? ? ? Just fuck it, brothers. . . No matter who he hits. . .
The Decepticon's Battleship Storm is very cool. . . The King Kong had hatched out of eggs. . . . . . . . .
The non-combat part of the plot is relatively compact, and many spoof elements are indispensable. In comparison, the previous episode was Zhengtai. This episode has evolved into a strange tale, and various evil plots run through, such as:
Sam Dad looked at the two mating pet dogs and said that this kind of sight can be seen everywhere in the university. . The audience burst into laughter! !
The bumblebee's helpless and innocent aggrieved expression after blasting Sam's house. And the tears in the back flowed eastward. .
Sam's stupid roommate-hey purely adjusts the atmosphere, but it does adjust well. .
Sam's mother, in fact, in the first episode, it felt like a personal madness, of course, it was more obvious under the effect of marijuana. .
Agent, an old bachelor who was patriotic but was abandoned—at least I would not abandon you. Although a little thinner after two years, he still feels so happy. .
The wheel that turned into a toy car, after the rebellion, rubbed the leg of a female pig’s foot, and even rubbed it while shouting: Say My Name! Say My Name!!. . . It's so evil. . This film has actually passed the review of Guangdian Electric Power Co., Ltd.? ? ?
And what made us ultimately collapsed was McBay’s interpretation of the evil taste to the extreme. There was nothing more than the two metal balls under the crotch of Hercules. When we watched the premiere, we were silent-there was no way to comment in the first place. ——I can’t accept it in my heart. It turns out that there have been copulations about how male and female Transformers mate, but when there is no foreplay, they suddenly gave us two eggs to demonstrate. The most evil thing is that these two things are returned. There was a fucking crisp sound when I bumped into it. I wondered where the Transformers originated in Japan. . . .
Anyway, it's still the same as the routine two years ago. Either it is to die, or it is to be funny-in short, try to avoid the unfun part, and two years, 200 million dollars, and finally two and a half hours of editing Movies are really not an easy task, so I basically agree with McBay, so I forgive him why he suffered amnesia again in the final battle-this time he forgot to explain the twins' whereabouts. . . . . . .
As for other things, there are traces of saving money everywhere in the whole film. Many of them should be taken directly from the first part. Please don't be so obvious next time. .
Megatron is the most disappointing character in this episode. You turned out to be an innocent hero! ! ! When the Universe Emperor upgraded you to Jingpotian, you only wanted to restore your supremacy in the Decepticons. Your heart is higher than the sky, and your body is full of swords. How can you obey this ancient ancestor King Kong. . This is not you. . .
In the opening battle of Shanghai, Optimus Prime seemed to lack a climax point in solving the big bike. .
The Decepticons were not capable of fighting this time, so many descended on the earth were eventually turned into cannon fodder, and the casualty ratio was unacceptable. .
The female body King Kong is probably borrowed from the design of the Hermit Warrior, so the fools who bombarded TF2 for "plagiarism" Terminator TX first went to make up the lesson, and then smoked one hundred thousand big mouths. Unfortunately, it was too wasteful and the car crashed. Just hang up, then the place you are most afraid of should be Wener West Road. . .
Nomination of a real big waste candidate! ! ! ! !
Fallen King Kong, Hercules! ! Come, buy and leave! !
A handful of fallen old bones can teleport and think. . . Of course, in the end it is not used. . .
Hercules, you are a fit and a construction worker! ! ! ! It looks scary, and it's just like being a large vacuum cleaner. . I was expecting to see the crowds of cars beating you, but I didn't want to be flattened by two young teeth. . It's shameful. . .
Therefore, these two waste firewood are evenly matched. . . .
The 13 Decepticons were very inefficient when they besieged the Alliance of Human Autobots. . . . After fighting for a long time, the female pig's feet were running around with her chest. By the way, the three Alcy sisters were abolished, and the iron skin was seriously injured. It is true that none of the Autobots' main force was killed! ! ! ! What about yourself? Alas, let’s not mention, the dead one is uglier than the other. It’s really the main theme of the movie. Justice is so unreasonable. It’s really a rascal. No wonder Tianhuo, the old turtle, woke up and said to treason-I will treason too! ! ! ! The Decepticons have no way to survive under McBay, so please love whomever! ! ! !
The ending was too hasty, and Optimus Prime’s final speech seemed less natural than in the first episode. .
The editing rhythm is still the same as it was two years ago. It's not bad, but it can be tougher. .
As for the emotional communication between King Kong and King Kong, in fact, the existing material can be better. The key depends on how to shoot. McBay has always been a weakness in this regard. .
I thought this was the same as in many second episodes. In the end, the villain won a big victory. It was only in the third episode that the Justice League counterattacked. . . But this time is too unexpected. In this episode of Decepticons, there are countless deaths, and the Autobots have almost zero losses in the limited situation of replenishing soldiers. .
As for the criticisms or questions that some people have finished reading, I can explain a little bit:
Some people say that this is the show of military force by the US imperialist army! !
kindness. . . In fact, basically all action wars or sci-fi Hollywood blockbusters are like this. . . Besides, B2 did not come out, and F35 did not come out, not too much!
Some people say that Hollywood routines remain the same for thousands of years! ! !
kindness. . . Isn't this sentence itself the same for thousands of years? . . . Embarrassed to criticize others? ?
Megatron is much weaker than Optimus Prime! ! !
This question has just been figured out. People have been fighting monsters and leveling everywhere in the pillar for two years. As for Lao Wei, not only has he not leveled, but he has been soaking in the bottom of the sea. . Can it be the same. .
Can humans kill Hercules in seconds? ? ?
The first episode has explained that mankind has mastered the weapon that can effectively deal with Transformers, and it is emphasized again-no matter how fierce the Transformers look, they are only living bodies-not monsters that never die! ! ! !
Someone said sincerely that the plot was weak. . .
Well, it depends on how to compare. If it is compared with the visual effects, all books are weak. . . Moreover, for such a popcorn movie, under the circumstance of budget and time, it is normal to ensure that the protagonist Transformers has the massive visual effects, the script is weak or the story is bad. . This is a story full of evil. Some people say that this plot has flaws, and that place is unreasonable. . . kindness. . According to your filming method, the movie will be over in 1 minute-humans directly use the orbital gun to destroy one by one-subtitles will be added in the next 2 hours!
There are always so many pretending offenders. In their eyes, blockbuster visual effects are not popular, just like watching a movie by touching braille. Those who accuse the movie of having good special effects but terrible plot will die. In this way, we choose a pretend movie that you pseudo-bourgeoisie loves, and curse that the script looks like but lacks good visual effects. . . How is our behavior stupid? How stupid we are, and how stupid you are. .
Discussing the rationality of the plot with such a movie is like going to a temple to hold a seminar on the prevention and treatment of venereal diseases-if you really want to be like this, no one will stop you, but everyone will say that you are sick behind the scenes. . .
Therefore, such a movie about Autobots and Decepticons is full of explosions, deformations, split cramps, adult jokes, meat bombs, and a strong industrial atmosphere. Moreover, the story setting has not fallen below the moral bottom line of normal people. , In my mind, it is the movie of A++. . .
Of course, it really makes me dissatisfied. . kindness. . . It's this: When
Optimus Prime was killed, he didn't explain the sad reaction of the people too much? ? The only one who gave the feature was the soldier? ? ? Could the other Autobots be unsentimental war machines? ? ? ? ? This is what I am most dissatisfied with. From the time of death to the resurrection, except for the bumblebee's paradoxical daze, which seemed to express a little sadness, everyone else didn't—no performance at all! ! ! ! ! I can not accept! ! ! ! You have to reflect on this point, Mike Bay. . .
There was another one. I always thought it was weird at the time. Later I read a comment from Bianmeng and I got it. When the Hornet saw the corpse of his ancestor, he didn't show any humility at all? ? ! ! Sam said to blow it away. . . Even if you don’t have faith like us, you still have to worship in the temple. . . From this detail, some people speculate that McBay did not really study the essence of the Transformers, nor did they really regard them as spiritual creatures. The point is to use the Autobots as a tool for the chauvinism of their own great power. Of course, this kind of cryptic speculation is uncomfortable. Maybe it is a lot of thinking or subconsciousness. . . This thing was just a bunch of toys that needed to be sold out. All the values were given by us, or it was our own wishful thinking and sentimentality. . .
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