Michael Bay, you're sorry for the enthusiasm I have been waiting for for two years

Teagan 2022-03-19 09:01:02

Looking forward to the movie for two years, the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment.
Before it was released, I saw that Chevrolet Hornet several times on the streets of Beijing or in the exhibition hall. The trailer was watched and watched. I couldn't help but look forward to it-come on at the end of June. But it really came. I sat in the VIP hall for nearly three hours, but felt bored several times. Thinking back to the summer two years ago, that exciting movie-watching experience screamed in the theater; today, I just laughed a few times and whispered "stupid".
It shouldn't be like this, Michael Bay, you fail the enthusiasm I have expected for two years.

After a day of precipitation, I listened to Transformers1's OST to write this post.
The screenwriter was very frustrated, almost a chaotic sense of rhythm at all, so my afterthought also thought of where to write chaos.

Fox, the hot girl in the first part, is not as cool as Angelina Jolie's Laura, how come the second part is so weak and temperamental to bow her head to show her good intentions and tolerate her tolerance and tolerance? Is it "low to the dust and blooming"? Is it worth it to meet the little white faces of Transformers because of the incompetence and incompetence?
The best part of this episode is the former uncle of the seventh district agent, you are so handsome! Only then did I know that the butcher’s shop is also the place where the dragon and the tiger are hidden. The movie becomes more exciting only when you appear in the plot. The hidden power of the civil servants is far better than that of the civil servants. What CIA, FBI, Pentagon, special forces of navy, army and air force, cutting-edge weapons of the US military, mysterious symbols of aliens...you know a lot. It's great to plan tactics and win thousands of miles away! The most rare thing is that you are still a dutiful son, and you always say "Don't let my mother know", worrying about your mother being frightened, how considerate! Are you still single? That must be the task of the heavens and it is a last resort, for fear that you have too many worries and can't do your best to fight for the earth and the United States.
The little white-faced actor, in the last episode, you were just a passionate and poor American boy with a car dream. You bought groceries on eBay and chased beautiful women in so many ugly ways. All made me think you were very real and cute. But in this episode, your rapid growth as a salvation hero really makes me unacceptable. Optimus Prime died to save you. Seven ancient Autobot leaders have followed you for a long, long time, yeah, yeah, how can you be. Not to mention others, at least that handsome guy in the special forces team is much more qualified than you. He has experienced hundreds of battles and fought side by side with the Transformers in joint operations for two years. He can dare to understand tactics and speak loyalty without taking credit. With a little humor ("Let the leader go first"), this is the human hero worthy of trust!
In addition, let me talk about two cannon fodder classmates. The male roommate reminds me of those boys in "Big Belly", who feel good about themselves; the female school flower is like the S in the Gossip girl, and the S in the university played S in the middle school. set.

As expected, I am still human, even though it is so unbearable, I still talk about the human protagonists first.
Auto people,
the bumblebee is becoming more and more like a pet dog called Xiaoguai. I heard that the owner was hiding in the garage and crying, speechless, but still very cute.
Another scene with a lot of features is the little bully raised by Fox. Tianhu, you can’t be moved, but it’s straightforward and frank; when
Optimus Prime’s two knives were fighting in the hand forest, I went to the Shaw Brothers martial arts movie "Duel", but it’s all mechanical. So people will only have sparks, splashes, no flesh and blood (wiping sweating, my dragon fan can think of Ti Long when I see it, everyone, please forgive me);
Megatron has played soy sauce this time with too small a role, and it’s right. The fallen man who bowed his head and proclaimed himself, did not have the domineering dominance of the universe, he had always been in my mind as an indispensable emperor.
Megatron was like that, Starscream was even more grandson-like, there was nothing left to say.
The Hercules on all fours seems to be assembled with civilian equipment. Doesn't it mean that the civilians are all Autobots and the military are all Decepticons? I am confused. But it is a simple-minded type with well-developed limbs, and it is easy to kill.
Skyfire, the old man trembling on crutches while walking, you can still transfer instantly, will you drop the parts in the different space?

The above seems to be complaints, but the big scene is still very exciting.
The moment the car was split in half at swift speed, the cold front was sharp, and it was much cooler than splitting the flesh in half and erupting blood;
the scene of the aircraft carrier sinking in the sea, similar to the scenes in "Titanic" and "Pearl Harbor" The pictures reappeared in my mind at the same time, as should be the case with the blockbuster;
other temples in the desert, the pyramids in the wilderness, and the speechless sphinx are also frequent visitors in the documentary. Some people complain that the Egyptian government does not cherish its own country’s historical sites. I think it’s okay to be destroyed by the Americans. Anyway, the special effects are not real. With such a global sensation as Transformers, Egypt’s tourism industry will definitely be able to do it again. It's a climax, I want to have the opportunity to drive by myself to see the inaccessible temple in the canyon.
Shanghai originally appeared on the scene, but now it has been deleted and changed to the point that it is no longer Shanghai, and it has no Chinese characteristics at all. This advertisement is a waste of time. The Chinese still can’t let go. They have to learn their mentality from the Egyptian government. They should invite the King Kong to fight in the Forbidden City. Anyway, the bricks are being replaced and rebuilt along Chang'an Avenue, which is similar to the construction site.

Why do you want to say that the big scene is wonderful and then turn into a grumble? ! I'll keep it.
I just want to add that the soundtrack this time is also lackluster and can't be compared with the first one at all.

I want to give four stars because of the complex; I also want to give two stars because I am disappointed. Give Samsung a compromise.
Michael Bay, you are sorry for the enthusiasm I have been waiting for for two years.

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Extended Reading

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen quotes

  • [the Twins chase Sideways]

    Mudflap: Whatcha gonna do?

  • Doctor: Ze shard make Energon!

    [sticks the shard into Megatron's chest]