For this type of movie, it did a good job. For two and a half hours, as a girl, I was dizzy by the flying missile bombs. The gg sitting next to me was obviously beaten by Megan Fox. The crispy breasts of the beautiful legs shook the heart and joy. This is what the popcorn movie pursues-you can stay at home with everything, bring popcorn, Coca-Cola and adrenaline, rush in excitedly, shake it out in response to your hatred, and then curl your lips to express your dissatisfaction with here and there to reflect yourself. Senior.
My dissatisfaction is only two:
One is that the "tongue" as Infernal Affairs (I really don't know the official name, because Yi's "weapon" is the tongue, and Quan and so called) kind of undermines the Transformers game principles-these things The reason why the transformation process was comparable to that of beautiful girls and saints, the most important point is that Ira is a machine of Chiguoguo. These shiny and smooth joints are flexible and stretchable after self-mutilation. The function of self-assembling and evolving from a reptile to an erect state in an instant is the main reason for the excitement of countless machine fetishes (for this reason I have a group of classmates who studied mechanical or automation engineering). Once the fun is put on human skin No more, this is definitely against the rules of the game! I accuse that human skin! This is Transformers "King Kong", not a "alien" set!
The second is that this Decepticon will really pick a place to destroy it! First, go to my motherland (Congratulations to Shanghai for replacing Hong Kong and Tokyo as the most vulnerable city to terrorists/alien/alien/robots in Asia in the 21st century. In other words, it is the city most in need of the rescue of the American brother), and then It bombed my favorite city-Paris, and finally blasted Egypt-my favorite place-into scum! Michael Bay, what's the holiday between us? You can make it clear to me! I know that this kind of blockbuster will inevitably destroy an economically developed city, bomb a city famous for humanities and destroy a historic monument, but you do not need to choose all three so accurately!
The other parts are very sincere. Because it was the first location that there was no trailer, and the shootout began within two minutes of the opening, the director clearly conveyed a message-Has anyone brought the brain? Hurry up and take it off and put it in your handbag. Next we are going to ride a roller coaster! The King Kong appeared superbly, one and two were like the heroes and heroines in the martial arts film of Zhang Jizhong's guide, while making the transformation that we were familiar with when we were young and excited, while turning around 360 degrees beautifully, the next series will be accompanied by The smashing and looting campaign with super special effects and realistic sound effects smoothly set the tone (Optimus Prime is still red and purple, originally bright red and sapphire blue are the standard colors for American heroes, Superman is these two colors, and Spiderman is these two Color, Optimus Prime is also used to these two colors originally, I am used to seeing it on the big screen, so I can't die to learn from the new generation of Superman, the royal blue becomes purple, will it look better? You should give it to me quickly Change back to the basic color of the American flag!).
Immediately after the small breeze, we saw the beautiful Fox wearing hot pants lying on the motorcycle gracefully (the S-curve serves the audience quite well), and there was obviously an electric fan in front of her to blow her long hair very beautifully. Feng, after admiring the perfect woman's thighs and thumbs in all aspects, I still cursed in my heart-inequality between men and women! Strongly request LaBeouf students to wear underwear in the next episode! Although I don't have any fantasies about the male, but if you don't see it for nothing, female audiences also need to kill and die!
After adjusting the audience’s appetite, the next thing will be easy. The protagonist Xiaoqiang reappears with the physique of "making troubles". A small human drew all the attention of the two King Kong groups. Of course, he had to commit a dangerous situation and solve the mystery. The brave gangsters are all on their shoulders—this time it's not just the earth, but the sun—safety, the Martians come and thank Xiaoqiang America! So Xiaoqiang had no choice but to accept the great mission of "saving the heroes of the solar system" with a bitter face, and from then on, Xiaoqiang continued to fight the evil forces even more. But having said that, this time Xiaoqiang’s cheats are limited compared to the previous episode, except for how he was bombed, how he was thrown from a high altitude, how he fell and how he was beaten, all intact, and the physique of endless fighting and running is enviable. Basically, what we do is still within the scope of human abilities—that is, running desperately, avoiding bullets, and getting beaten. We, who see us as human beings, are still a little more psychologically balanced.
The King Kong shown in this episode is also more colorful-not only in type, but also in personality. The two groups of Decepticons and Autobots have given me a very deep contrasting impression since I was young-the former has developed limbs and a simple mind, while the latter has a better mind. The fallacy of "all limbs are well developed".
But my favorite in this one is that except for my forever car Bumblebee (I still resent Yi’s car model, it makes it feel like my first love has suddenly changed sex), that one will hold the heroine The remote-controlled car with her legs rubbing against her legs (the beauty is so cruel, such a cute car can actually make a blind eye, but the one-eyed is more adorable), and the old and strong grandfather Decepticons (okay , Even the robot is my grandfather control)-Spontaneously switch sides during the war, and decisively judge the situation to sacrifice oneself, this kind of IQ has completely washed the image of the Decepticons in my mind, and the grandfather will be immortal!
This time, Bumblebee didn't have much room to play, except for the little spy who was still cute, but the noisy twins were very aggressive.
Another thing that deserves a thumbs up is that the humor of this episode has improved, and it's just time. Whether it is the JQ of Xiaoqiang’s Chihuahua exposed in broad daylight, or the intermittent loss of control of Xiaoqiangniang, Robowarrior’s streaking tactics, the taming process of the one-eyed remote control car, and the electric self-electricity of Xiaoqiang’s roommate, they are especially evil. Long close-ups of the two “bells” under the crotch of the earth machine. These small episodes are very booing, which effectively regulates the audience who is a little sensory fatigued by various blasting sound effects and flashing pictures, so that everyone can take a breather. Breath, adjust, and welcome the next round of hand-to-hand combat (to be precise, "machine" combat), explosions, gun battles, missiles, etc., etc., etc. It is a standard combination of work and rest, which is very scientific.
As for Optimus Prime since being rescued by Xiaoqiang, the small universe exploded in an instant, and the opponent who could only be tied by two was wiped out. Well, we can understand that this is a plot need, just like why we thought of making it in the first place. A machine that destroys the sun is placed on the earth. Why does the Decepticon insist on doing things that are harmful to others like destroying the sun? Why not send two more Decepticons to dig for the important machine? When the male protagonist was in college Why don’t you simply kidnap and use a spy? When stealing fragments, why don’t you break into the beauty’s house first and then kill and then kill again? When I caught Xiaoqiang’s father and Xiaoqiang’s mother, it was already clear. Why didn't you just go up and hold Xiaoqiang and bargain with Yi? These things can't be thought deeply. All we can do is look at it, face it, accept it, and let it go. Seriously, you lose
and we are like Xiaoqiang Wang, from the moment the movie starts, we have to win. Five-star recommendation for students who like to watch Xiaoqiang save the earth, beautiful women wearing camisole and hot pants running wildly and tumbling all the way, as well as various machine transformations and explosions (the F-16 in the movie is so cool, I love that more than Transformers. If I have this at the next air show, I must go to see the deity).
A few digressions:
That temple mural in Egypt turned out to be an angel. Is this a bit too weird? Was it the set scene's negligence or did it deliberately?
And the number of Decepticons sent to grab things was 13, plus the look, I almost never went to EVA’s set or the
final theme song called "Apostle" on the spot was still very relevant. It’s powerful, and the soundtracks in the middle are quite thunderous. For example, when Optimus Prime came to rescue Xiaoqiang, I was thinking, "Mother, it’s really like watching cartoons when I was young!" Yes, at this time, why didn't the rock smash him so hard, and use that kind of theme music from the 1980s?
In the last scene, Optimus Prime and Xiaoqiang each looked into the distance with their hips akimbo, with the narration that "our lives have been connected since ancient times", it is very silly and BL (human-machine L, to be precise)
PS: The fighting place in Shanghai is actually called "Empire Import and Export Corporation". The students who made the set are so talented (don't tell me that the name is also needed for the plot)! And the Oriental Pearl Tower really looks like candied haws or Weixin Gongwan on the big screen. There should be other landmarks in Shanghai. Why shoot this all day long! (All Shanghai students: There is also the evil Babylon Tower! It would be better if the candied haws are better, anyway, foreigners have never seen the shape of candied haws)
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