The film tells the story of the male protagonist Sam in the previous episode who is about to go to college. He is about to start falling in love with his girlfriend in a spatio-temporal video. Before leaving, he dropped a corner of the Rubik's cube and brainwashed it so that he could see the strange symbols. On the first day of school, after subduing the mother who was stubborn with drugs, he became a big fan of his roommate, who is also the organizer of the conspiracy theory website. Unexpectedly, the second day of university, in a certain universe class, I quarreled with the professor. Later, I met a fake sexy girl (terminator???) from the Decepticon Group. When she was forced to kiss her, she was bumped into by her girlfriend who was called by the booty call, and the group was rescued by a cute bumble bee. The little robot, who was seduced by his girlfriend, betrayed the way the organization told Sam to interpret the alien text. The roommate recommended someone to help them. Unexpectedly, the former boss who was stripped naked and got the boss of the 7th jobless MI, has now officially switched to selling sausages. The group rescued the Decepticon veteran members. He moved and led Sam and his group to Egypt, telling them the story of the earth when Ah Jiao was a virgin 9-9 years ago. It turns out that autobot came tens of thousands of years ago. It turns out that the ancestors of Autobots were interstellar fork soldiers.
The words were divided into two parts. On the other side, the remaining party of the stubborn Decepticons rescued the megatron (megatron) buried under the sea, and Qin Tianzhu (Optimus Prime) went to fight. After the outbreak of Chakra, Starscream’s arm was broken and he dug XXX glanced at him, but he was still outnumbered, and was killed by an angry prestige all day long. His departure completely announced the decline of the Autobots. Revenge is about to come. Sam becomes the most wanted criminal in the world. Sam learns that the only way to save the world is to resurrect Qin Tianzhu and obtain a ring of the Lich King. Invincible, American soldiers who have fought Bin Ladeng and killed Saddam were informed and rushed to greet Sam. (Everyone must not indirectly brainwash capitalism. All capitalism is a paper tiger, and the People's Liberation Army is invincible) And abandon the national security that blocked them, the presidential liaison (asshole must have one for every movie). In the end, Qin Tianzhu resurrected and merged with all the Autobots into a flying cockroach, dissolving the conspiracy of the forkmen, repelling Weizheng Tian, and rescued again, and at the same time announced the arrival of the sequel.
Transformers is no longer the Transformers of childhood, this is a new century capitalist science fiction film. All the robots have become so humane, the bumblebee shed tears when sam left, was angry when sam soaked two milks, the little robot even raped the tiny feet of Megan Fox, the sexy goddess in my heart, (capital The ugly side of doctrine is revealed again), the engineering team in the cartoon has even merged into a vacuum cleaner with two huge iron testicles. When fighting, he would sweat, spurt blood, and even lose his front teeth when he was hit in the face.
Megan Fox’s sam’s girlfriend is very sexy, a series of hot pants motorcycles, hot in the battle of small robots, and cute in temptation, undoubtedly bringing a bit of coolness to the battle of this mechanical rigid body, especially at the end of the connection. When, 2 times in slow motion, running wildly and sliding frontally on the ground, two big breasts on a screen more than 10 meters wide, shaking vigorously from 11 o'clock to 4 o'clock, (that is, the scene on the poster) is absolutely no less than baywatch , Has become the climax of the film! For this scene, it is recommended that the audience must go to the cinema to watch, or at least a 40-inch+ monitor.
The male protagonist Sam told us that there are three ways to not say I love you to your girlfriend, 1. Kiss him 2. lady first 3.change the subject(altho he doesnt mean to). In time the heroine tells him that he likes boys in danger, but he tells us that guys will be really hot when he believes something, a man with faith makes a woman unable to refuse!
Sam’s parents were the main players in the school. When Sam went to university, his mother shed tears. His father persuaded his mother that when Sam’s bullets went deep behind the enemy and save all mankind, his father shed tears and his mother began to discourage him. Poor parents.
The film's two wars testicular cleaner car's black accent is really too out of capitalism and telling us that all human beings are equal as there are blacks robot
movie Finally, Qin Tianzhu Speaking: im Optimus Prime..bla bla. .... Just as repeated in the terminator: this john corner.bla bla....These are all brand benefits! After you become famous in the future, you can get a 20% discount on your name at any restaurant.
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