From now on, fall in love with monsters and hate humans!

Oliver 2022-03-19 09:01:03

Watching it in the mood of watching blockbusters, ghost movies, and fighting movies, it's really hard to hold too high expectations for such an ugly baron.

The story is very simple. It is probably a story of a fight between a group of strange-looking guys and an ugly prince. Except for killing his father and coercing his sister, the prince did not see any ability. The most successful part of this film is the characters, a group of monsters.

Redskins came in. From the rudeness of his conversation, he came across as a rough-looking, uncultured, pushy, unsympathetic man, who liked to get into trouble with himself (actually, too). This kind of man was usually kicked away by me, but for a monster, it's a bit excusable. If you have stunts, it should be fun to fight with him, don't expect anything else.

Then there is the blue skin. I don't know if it's a mutant of a lizard or a frog, it doesn't matter anyway. Importantly, he was of good build, well-proportioned and slender. At first, the posture of floating in the water with the earphones is very beautiful. He was so shy when he saw the princess, and you could feel the magic of love in his black twinkling eyes. Love - indeed can make a monster sad and beautiful, but first - he must have this underlying temperament. He is not that capable, not so bold, but he has the temperament of a poet, gentle and sexy... blue skin... In short, I think he is the type that many women will fall in love with in real life.

The princess who fell in love with Blue Skin is obviously a character that the director did not put any effort into portraying. Why did she kill herself? why? I really don't understand. Seeing that the red skin is about to defeat the prince, why did the princess step in and sacrifice her extra life? Then everyone expressed their condolences and gratitude to her. This role is too much... In an era with red skins, martyrs are not needed.

And then there's John, once a human, and then a commander of a soul, a cloud of white gas hidden in an empty shell. For fear that others will not notice that he is the command post. Rigorous, serious, and principled, people who seem to be very low-key are often the most N. He is a bodyless gas that can slip away, disperse, gather, and possess, in a word, he is truly invulnerable!

The story can be carried in one sentence, but all the monsters in it are very cute. Looking at them, you'll think...human beings are so annoying.

If you want to see handsome men and beauties, don't watch this movie, because the characters in it are really ugly...

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Extended Reading
  • Henderson 2022-03-21 09:01:19

    I can't smile without you

  • Guadalupe 2022-03-23 09:01:20

    The battle between Monkey King and Zhu Bajie is much better than the previous one

Hellboy II: The Golden Army quotes

  • Liz Sherman: We're looking for the entrance to BethMora.

    Goblin: What would a nice girl like you be wanting in the Nightlands?

    Liz Sherman: We are looking for Prince Nuada.

    Goblin: Ah, him I know. Trade me something, and I'll take you to him.

    Liz Sherman: Here, I have a shiny belt.

    Goblin: [his legs are missing] But I have no pants.

    Liz Sherman: I have a wonderful pair of magic eyes...

    Goblin: No, I already have binoculars.

  • Liz Sherman: [over the radio, at the auction house] Abe, what have we got?

    Abe Sapien: [reading through his book] Oh, this is interesting. Both boxes have the royal seal. Only delivered in a time of war... Red, we have company.

    Hellboy: [getting annoyed] Come on, Blue. Give me something to work with here!

    Abe Sapien: Burrowing creatures.

    Hellboy: How many of them?

    Abe Sapien: Many... there are no corpses because there are no leftovers. Have you noticed the floor?

    Hellboy: [walking through the bloody sludge] Aww, crap!

    Abe Sapien: Precisely. All these things do is eat and eat, then poop, then eat again.

    Liz Sherman: [sarcastic] Remind you of anyone?