Watched "007 Yu Wen's Love" with the girl

Donato 2022-03-16 09:01:02

First of all, I want to emphasize that the translation of "The Big Break Quantum Crisis" will never appear in my film reviews (if necessary, I will replace it with [bee——]), although many media who have received advertising money have cursed this translation in advance. Then I praised the reliability of this translation, and found out various reasons to show that this translation is correct and reasonable. I still think "Yu Wen Zhi Lian" is an excellent translation.

The premiere here in Hefei is actually at 0:07 am on the 5th. What a harmonious time. For me, waiting for office workers to watch a movie at this time is a matter of self-destruction, so it is said that there are very few viewers, because 40 yuan A movie ticket is still a big expense for college students who can sleep in bed in the morning. This story first tells us that it is unreliable to pursue the romance of first-tier cities in domestic second-tier cities.

I get off work at 5:30 in the evening, but I have a meeting from 5 to 6:30... The content of the meeting is omitted, in short, it consumes a lot of saliva and sweat. It was already past 7 o'clock when the girl arrived at the theater. Hefei, who was under construction and road repair, made taxi drivers complain that there was nowhere to go, and the engineering team became the (eighth) road army. I rushed to the theater, how long is the line buying tickets... Ask the conductor: Are there any tickets in the lobby? The answer: Also, 7:10 points. I looked at the watch and it was 7:09...I haven't eaten dinner yet...So I asked what is the hall at 8:20? Answer: The small hall... Since I watched "Spider-Man 3" in the small hall of Suzhou Daguangming once, I stayed away from suicidal behaviors like "watching action movies in the small hall", and finally bought a 9 o'clock hall ticket. , 25 yuan a piece, so much love, in Suzhou absolutely 45 yuan price...

Dinner is KFC, the girl still loves the original chicken, but I have a deep resentment for the hamburger. After dinner, 8 o'clock... So go shopping! The cinema is on the pedestrian street! Two boutiques go down... 8:20. Okay, buy something to eat...popcorn...soda...finally sway to the cinema...very good and finally 8:45...

===【If I say the above is actually the introduction, here is the dividing line of the text Will someone beat me] ===

Opening! I must say that the theater has a very good attendance rate. At 9 o'clock, almost 90% of the people are seated in the hall. Mr. Bond, the Chinese people give you a lot of face.

In the beginning, I didn’t see the trailer of the legendary "Mei Lanfang", but I’ve already watched it anyway. Let’s forget it... Chinese re-creation artists still maintain their usual evil taste, "007[bee——] 》A line of words appeared on the screen in a font similar to bold and beautiful, and it was very vulgar yellow. I was [beep——]...the

theme song, I don’t like it very much, and the classic 007 melody is not very prominent in it. It lacks the momentum of the previous "Casino Royale" and the stunning effects of electronic music in "Dying Another Day". However, at the end of the film, the classic soundtrack of the Bond series still appeared, which was a little comfort.

The beginning of the film is a car chase in a tunnel and a mining farm. Our dear Mr. Craig used the Aston Martin as an off-road vehicle, so he ran away and scrapped a good car 5 minutes after the movie opened. ——The left door flew, and there were countless scratches + dust + bullet holes on the whole body, it was okay, we spent taxpayer's money...no, sponsor's money. Cars that have appeared in the film since then include Romeo, Ford, Land Rover, Beetle, and a rotten Bluebird taxi driven by a rapped Latin American driver. I have to say that the 007 lacks Dr. Q, and I count on Mr. Bond to pick it up. It's not realistic to have any surprise gadgets.

It must be said that the 007 series of films are famous for "fighting". There are two types of fights, one is between men and men, the other is between men and women, and the latter is also divided into two types, one is between men and women. Fighting in bed, one is not playing in bed (==what am I talking about). This "Yuwen's Love" is a hit, a hit, a hit! Does literary play exist for the transition from martial arts... from chasing cars to boats, to parkour to jumping off buildings, from drilling holes to overturning walls, from hand-to-hand combat to air combat, from punching to back licking... No, only back licking A few seconds so we can ignore it. In short, Mr. Craig, the muscle stick, showed us his professionalism and jumping ability, especially when a 1V3 show in the elevator ended in a few seconds. Craig’s skill was better than that of the Royal two years ago. The casino is even better. Of course, from the story, Yu Wen’s love only happened a few days after the Royal Casino... But too much play is not good. In the early days, some hateful things such as the spoilers of the editors of Time.com and some bastards have become reality. The action scenes are too dense. The scenes of punching and kicking in a 100-minute movie account for about 60 minutes. The director's ability to dispatch action scenes is fairly qualified, but the overly trivial and sharp shot editing still makes me overwhelmed in the seat at row 15 of the hall, too fast! The footage in Casino Royale is also very fast, but cleaner than this time. The action scenes this time were very plentiful and enjoyable, but it was not the best-looking, because it was too tired.

Similarly, due to space limitations, the scenes of the literary drama are greatly compressed. People who have not seen the Royal Casino, such as my girl, will be deeply puzzled: Bond takes out every 20 minutes to see the black-haired woman in the photo. Who is it... and so on. It seems that New Bond is determined to say goodbye to the past story-by-story 007 series. The Royal Casino picked a head, and Yu Wen’s love opened the curtain. Craig’s 007 was destined to be a movie. Series. Green is dead, and the Quantum Organization only has a small boss. When will the real man in black be caught? It depends on the interest of Mr. Qingshan Gangchang... I'm sorry I went through. In short, it is a very thankful thing for everyone to see Holmes get Professor Moriarty down. And 007? Fortunately, I'm only in my 20s. According to the rhythm of one episode in 2 years, I can watch at least 30 episodes (At that time, Craig had abandoned XD)...

Regarding Craig, I still continue the evaluation of him after Casino Royale: very good. Undoubtedly, the so-called New Bond has officially set the tone since Yu Wen's love. Bye bye, Sir Connery, bye bye, Mr. Roger Moore, bye bye, dear Pierce Brosnan, the neat and personable 007 era has come to an end, Mr. Craig can also be good manners, but people can still be in the mud The ground was raging and rolling, and the audience was undoubtedly buying his account. I don’t know that Daniel Craig will shoot a few 007, but this muscular blond man is undoubtedly one of the best 007. Although there have been six people playing James Bond so far, you know, George La The two gentlemen Simby and Timothy Dalton can be ignored for the

time being... This time the Bond girl, Olga Kurylenko is far from as amazing as the trailer, and the performance in the film is quite satisfactory. My parents were killed and bear the burden of being humiliated, and I sneaked into the gang as an agent just to get close to the enemy... Congratulations! Miss Ishii Alian, you have someone with a similar fate to you, but she came to Infernal Affairs once, and you were hacked to death by the bride.

As for the ordinary clerk lady who was smeared and killed by oil, I really didn't leave much impression of you. In other words, this is simply to satisfy Mr. Foster's evil taste in paying tribute to the ancestors, the dark love is far from golden. In the past, every episode of 007’s villain was a physical or psychological abnormality. This time Mr. Owen will not bleed from his eyes, but the killing methods are really strong. Undoubtedly, neither of the two Bond girls can replace the traces that Vespam left in Bond’s heart, and Bond undoubtedly also expressed the extremely tangled resentment towards his first girlfriend, whose performance is to look at the photos every 20 minutes... Ending Bond The husband’s revenge is over, and he threw the token of his first love on the snow while dropping the sentence "I never left." The remaining warmth of the relationship was also dissipated, and our real Mr. Bond has only truly matured from this moment. This is also the reason why I prefer the four-character translation of Yu Wenzhilian. What is the meaning of "Break Quantum Crisis" is a translation that can only be thought of by the wicked people in Taiwan, isn't it...

[By the way, I think it's a way of complaining...]

At the end of the movie, I saw the time at 10:38. From this we know that the so-called introduction of this time without cutting it is bullshit. There were two obvious jumps in the film. The most serious one was in the valley. Our agent was driving a master C47. He was talking to the heroine for the first second, and the engine was suddenly caught in the next second. It's smoking. Please, great scissor hands, cut it when you cut it, don’t do it anymore. In fact, you only cut it for two minutes. I'm still quite relieved. You can see that Batman just wandered around in the sky in Hong Kong, the best of the year. Box office movies say goodbye to the mainland.

In addition, the Harmony Party also left a lot of jokes on the film. For example, when translating Bolivia into Poli Island, I am still wondering how the landlocked country where the great Guevara was buried has become an island country, and where did the island country come from such a large desert... and the credits should be translated into Russia. In Alaska, the thinking of the Harmony Party is really wonderful.

The best part is that when Bond said, "Green’s dam has fallen, and the people’s dam will always be built", the people in our entire theater are TM[bee——] Up.

Goodbye, Mr. Bond, looking forward to seeing you again!

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Quantum of Solace quotes

  • James Bond: How much oil did the Americans promise you?

    M: This isn't about oil.

    James Bond: Well, that's good because there isn't any.

    M: It's about trust. You said you weren't motivated by revenge.

    James Bond: I'm motivated by my duty.

    M: No. I think you're so blinded by inconsolable rage that you don't care who you hurt. When you can't tell your friends from your enemies, it's time to go.

  • M: It'd be a pretty cold bastard who didn't want revenge for the death of someone he loved.